This is the worst thing I have ever seen. If you could somehow transform the feeling in my sickness-filled skull -- all discomfort and snot and depression and awfulness -- and create a YouTube video out of it, it would be this video. Don't watch it. It's only saving grace is that Vanilla Ice was not involved. (Via Maxim)
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JimmyZappa said:
Aaah, the good turtle costumes. Before they made the 500% retarded inducing ones in the third movie.
Posted 07/29/2009 at 04:26:46 PM
Indie said:
That Turtle-obsessed woman from a few months back would sell her soul to Satan to be in Barbara's place.
Posted 07/29/2009 at 04:29:24 PM
jwla said:
SHAME ON YOU! I know you're not feeling up to par, but, did you have to unleash this...abomination...on the fans of your site?! That was worse than any FFF I have ever read!
All kidding aside, though, that was terrible. It must've been worse for you with your snot-filled cranium!
Posted 07/29/2009 at 04:41:39 PM
Jeff said:
I actually saw this when I was a kid when it aired on tv to promote tmnt 2. it was a half hour special (i believe) dedicated to showing the lair and some other random stuff.
Posted 07/29/2009 at 04:47:29 PM
demoncat said:
i remember that thing . proved that Barbera will do any story given her. even one with actors dressed as comic book animals and also love how she almost panics when the actors in the costumes start crying over her question and she is sitting there laughing over the whole nutty thing.
Posted 07/29/2009 at 05:10:51 PM
Paul B frieling said:
I remember when this aired! I was maybe 14 years old, and stayed up late,sat thru the whole goddamn show to see just what the fuck it was all about. Horrifying!!! and just plain stupid!!! Waste of a a good night sleep.
Posted 07/29/2009 at 05:21:41 PM
Chris Ward said:
Aww, and Babs wore that April O' Neil-style "fuck me top." I smell a Friday Fan Fic!
Posted 07/29/2009 at 05:26:00 PM
Bravo said:
I like it when Walters asks Raphael if it's okay to hit a woman, and he basically says "yeah".
Posted 07/29/2009 at 05:55:14 PM
Acid Rainbows said:
You know... I'm feeling ill as well, and just when all the meds were starting to kick in... You show me this. I feel scared and sad now.
Posted 07/29/2009 at 07:19:11 PM
Enigma2099 said:
I LIKED the Ninja Turtles... well, the first movie, and 2003 series... that being said... that's just PAINFUL.
Posted 07/29/2009 at 08:39:42 PM
Chris said:
HOLY **** I sat through this entire God awful show when I was a kid and it originally aired and I never felt more angry in my entire life. This naturally was before I saw Episode I.
Posted 07/29/2009 at 08:43:36 PM
JesseMXGangl said:
I wouldn't have thought I could be made to feel painfully awkward, uncomfortable, and self-conscious when I'm home by myself, but yet here we are.
Posted 07/29/2009 at 09:40:51 PM
Some Chick said:
I have to say, as silly as this is, it's not as awkward and surreal as the time Oprah had the costumed characters from the Ninja Turtles concert tour/stage show "Comin' Out of Our Shells" as her guests. For an entire episode. And the entire audience was made up of small children and their parents who clearly wanted off this ride (not to say that Oprah herself didn't.) And then Shredder shows up...
Posted 07/29/2009 at 09:48:22 PM
Will said:
The worst part is how Barbara cackles at the end as they cry. She's reveling in their misery. This woman is evil.
Posted 07/29/2009 at 11:25:28 PM
Joshie said:
Wow, who knew that Donatello was such a creeper?
Posted 07/29/2009 at 11:50:22 PM
willroy said:
jesus H. fucking christ! are you serious? this makes me feel embarassed to be a tmnt fan. more so than the third movie when they went back in time. Why is barbara such a bitch and why is donatello such a drama queen? wow.
i do miss those costumes though. robotic facial features and all.
Posted 07/29/2009 at 11:53:37 PM
Karma said:
Every single one of you people are goddamn fucking morons.
This is what hilarity is made of.
Not one of you people deserve to see this, seeing as how none of you can appreciate it's overwhelming awesomeness.
Not a goddamn one of you.
Posted 07/30/2009 at 01:24:44 AM
Chelsea said:
While watching this, the only thing that I could think of was what Barbara's reaction would be if you showed her this now. She takes herself so seriously these days, she'd probably demand that all copies be found and burned and then kill herself.
Posted 07/30/2009 at 03:49:12 AM
Will said:
It made me smile
At least they act like the turtles
Posted 07/30/2009 at 07:49:06 AM
kusanivy said:
AH HA HA HA!
I actually had to take two tries to watch this because as a huge TMNT fan I shut it off after the Turtles intorduced themselves because it was twinge-worthy and painful.
BUT if you can get past that part it's frickkin' hilarious! Especially since I know people who constantly debate the behind the scenes politics of Oscar-night.
And it's clear Walters is completely caught off guard at the end by their reactions and that's why she's busting a gut.
XD
Posted 07/30/2009 at 08:21:00 AM
Mr Wesley said:
Sure, this is nothing but hype for the upcoming movie, but Babs had a sense of humor about the whole thing. Anyone who's seen her specials (especially that crap fest before the Oscars) can see that she stopped taking this seriously a long time ago.
Posted 07/30/2009 at 10:12:16 AM
willroy said:
.....yeaaaaahhh. tmnt4 turtles in space...what?
Posted 07/30/2009 at 10:14:46 AM
sweetestsadist said:
That's not even the worst TMNT thing I've ever seen. Watching Donatello fall and say, "help, I'm a turtle and I can't get up!" was a hundred times worse than that.
Posted 07/30/2009 at 02:20:47 PM
The Mayor of Awesometown said:
That was brilliantly awesome. Only old people (over 30) didn't enjoy it. If you're under 30 and you didn't enjoy it then you don't have a soul.
Posted 07/30/2009 at 02:50:06 PM
Jeff said:
it was hard hitting journalism,
this should have affected her job
Posted 07/30/2009 at 02:55:26 PM
LBD "Nytetrayn" said:
I remember this from when I was a kid, though the only part I remember specifically was where Donatello was crying at the part about the parents, and I think that was largely due to an interview with Walters in TV Guide (or something) about it where she mentioned the guy behind the setup went overboard with the water-pump, soaking her in Donatello's tears.
Posted 07/31/2009 at 12:36:08 AM






