Tony Stark’s Suitcase, Hold the Suit, But with Extra Case
At $460, this Museum Replicas version of Tony Stark’s Iron Man Mark V armor from Iron Man 2 in it’s portable form might seem kind of pricey, especially if it doesn’t, you know, transform into awesome body armor with repulsor blasts and other weapons to help you fight off enraged Mickey Rourkes. However! It is made of aluminum with a leather interior and a hard rubber lining top protect all the materials inside, so it’s still a pretty nice briefcase. And more importantly, people don’t know for sure that it doesn’t transform into awesome Iron Man armor, so it’s got that going for it. So you’re paying for that as well. There are only 1,000 of these things going to be made, so if you’re interested, you’d best pre-order it here.
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