• After the amazing success of the first movie, the brothers are back.... and ready to Golf! Upon returning back to the kingdom with Peach at hands, Mario discovers that the castle is being demolished, because Bowser tricked his way into getting the rights to the land! Bowser, feeling such an oportunity would be great to get the princess once and for all, challenges Mario and Luigi to compete against him for the Mushroom Tour Championship. Whoever wins walks away the kingdom... and the girl!

• OREGON TRAIL!!!! Your Banker has Typhoid! Would you like to attempt to ford the river, or caulk your wagon, and float it across? Your child has died of cholera! Would you like to hunt? Starring Jude Law as the Banker, and Christian Bale as the rival banker.

• I don't have an entry myself - I am voting. I have read enough. The winner should be Noah B. for Dig Dug Tagline: "Can you dig it?" or "Get ready for tunnel vision" That is pure genius. Wow. I mean, this guy should actually BE working in Hollywood (maybe he is?) because that is exactly the kind of movie I could imagine them making from Dig Dug. Exactly.

• Mickey Rourke is the Mac Truck in FROGGER: The Movie.

• <B>Berzerk</B> Having reached the limits of his genius, Professor Otto Von Schlechter finally relents to enlisting the brainpower of the other scientists at Ubel Firma industries, but not in the way they expected. He has captured them and removed the parts of their brains that contain their intellect, adding them to the mesh-brain with which he is enhancing his own. The remaining grey matter is used to control his army of deadly robot drones. It is now up to security guard, John Cena(no relation), to get past the drones and energized walls in Ubel Firma's maze of labs before Otto completes his phazed-reality project, making him unstoppable. ---------------------- <I>I had a busy weekend, so I'm hoping you're somewhere that's GMT-15 and can accept this post.</I>

• Pursued by his enemies... Abandoned by his family... And on a quest to collect his reward... One man finds that to survive in a world of ladders and inexplicably floating platforms... he must DIG A GRAVE. Lode Runner: The Movie. Suck my brick.

• Custer's Revenge A Kevin Costner film Budget: $700,000,000 The year is 2056, and general Custer has been resERECTED from the dead, with one single thing on his mind... Rape every Native American women... There only one thing that can stop him...arrows! Can zombeh Custer achieve his sick goal? Or will the arrows stop him...and his erection? Custer resERECTED: Custer's revenge, the movie Cuming May 19th, 2009 A LIONSGATE picture Expect to see the official novelization on topless Robot's fan fiction friday sometime in the future.

• Breakout: The Movie Tagline: a movie with heart and balls. The year is 1982. The Cold War is raging, and nowhere is it colder than East Berlin. For Dieter Schmidt (Brad Pitt) the East German Paddleball champion it's not just his country which is torn apart, but his heart. A 12ft concrete wall has separated him from his true love, Elsa (Franka Potente). Now it's up to Dieter to tear down this wall one bounce at a time. Trust me you make this movie by March you'll be doing blow off Oscar's golden ass.

• Wow some of you people need to learn how to count to 100. <BR> I filed most of these under the "To long couldn't be fucked reading" category.

• O.K. So I was in a hotel room doing lines of blow off a $3000 a night callgirl, and it hit me what is the most popular game RIGHT NOW? simple the Nintendo Wii, everyone plays that sports game so here is the idea. Wii Sports the mmovie, We get Christopher Lloyd to play the grand father of Dylan Sprouse (or barring that his twin brother) Who give his son a gift of a "magical Nintendo Wii" after his first week at school shows him to be a loser in the gym. The Magic happens when he playes sports and channels the greats of sports to help him in Gym and in life. Think of it Mike Tyson teaches him how to fight, Marc Maguire shows him the magic of baseball, and the williams sisters help him get a killer backhand, (and steal the heart of a cute girl!) Tiger woods helps his golf swing and AMA bowling association's goodwill ambasador Jason Belmonte teaches him how to bowl the perfect game. I'm thinking a disney esque christmas release with action figures, happymeal prizes, and maybe even a video game based on the movie by Electronic arts, what do you think?

• I doubt there's much I can add here, sadly. Pong has been done-- by which I mean they already made Balls of Fury. Joust is being tossed around, Pac-Man simply cannot be done better than <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWL6j0SvqV0" target="_new">this</a>, and they already tried Spy Hunter, but it never was finished. Actually, that does give me one idea. John Cena versus Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urban_Champion" target="_new">Urban Champion</a>. Johnson is a good man in a bad town, where Cena's gangs of lowlifes (who all look identical to him) terrorize the locals, and people are afraid to even leave their homes. But Johnson will fight for the right to walk the street! Acting under the cover of night, Johnson systematically takes out the members of Cena's gangs one by one, avoiding the ever-watchful eye of a corrupt police force. And in the end, it finally comes down to Johnson vs. Cena in an all-out slugfest, and in the end, Cena is sent toppling down an open manhole to what may be his apparent death, and the people celebrate as their city is free once again. Character names and roles pending; we can swap the two out easily enough.

• VO: "Josh Daniels is your average guy--" Quick succession of shots of Josh (Ice Cube), accompanied by "Why Can't We Be Friends?": waking him up to his alarm clock, brushing his teeth in the shower, standing in his little apartment kitchen and drinking coffee out of cup bearing the Superman logo. VO: "When he's not working--" Shot of Josh, wearing tie, on phone at desk. "Yes, ma'am, well, Technodyne Refrigeration loves you, too," he says. VO: "He enjoys the finer things in life." Josh drinking a beer and playing Halo with friends. VO: "He's single, mid-twenties, 5 foot 10 inches tall and--" The record skips; shot of Josh on bathroon scale. VO: "--two hundred and forty-seven pounds!" Josh groans at bathroom scale. Shot of gift-wrapped package outside Josh's door. VO: "But sometimes, when you least expect it--" Shot of Josh getting on elevator with co-worker, accompanied by "Solsbury Hill." "I know it sounds crazy, but I think I'm going to try the darn thing. What have I got to lose?" he asks. VO: "--help can come--" Josh standing in front of TV. He holds the Wii controller in his hand and carefully presses "A." VO: "--from the most unexpected places." Josh at dinner with attractive woman, who looks warmly into his eyes. "I really think I need a change!" he says. VO: "This fall, you can believe that one man can make a difference." McDonalds worker asks Josh, "Did you want to Super Size?" He stands and thinks. "Uhh . . ." VO: "From the people who brought you 'Are We There Yet?' and 'Are We Done Yet?'--" Shot of Josh stepping rhymically on and off Balance Board, which fades to title. VO: "'Are Wii Fit Yet?'"

• <strong>Ghosts 'n Goblins</strong>, (or <strong>Ghouls 'n Ghosts</strong>) starring Gerald Butler. Who is gonna need to get those abs back into <strong>300</strong> shape, since he'll be spending 90% of his screen time in his boxers after his armor gets smashed off him. The music could be the real star of this one, since if you've played this one for any stretch of time, it's still instantly recognizable... Plus, after he defeats the last boss, he discovers that was a trick from Satan, and has to go through the whole movie again! Just like that <a href="http://random-happenstance.blogspot.com/2009/06/yes-i-do-feel-my-strongth-returning.html">motherfucking game</a>!

• Okay, picture this: Take a beloved Shakespearre play and mix it with a contraversial historical based Atari "classic" in Custer's Revenge: A Love Story, retold as a modern day Romeo & Juliet. A movie you can take your date and/or your kids to. This has the potential to cover more genres, more demographics, and more movie cliches than any movie EVER MADE. It's a western, a chick flick, historical drama, gross-out comedy, action flick, and some slight torture porn rolled into one! Custer's Revenge will be listed on AFI Top 100 lists for centuries to come. Books and college courses will be dedicated to it, and reams of cross-dressing trannies will party to it in local dollar theaters on a weekly basis...oh...you want to know what the plot is? It really doesn't matter but the gist is Custer shares forbidden love with a comely indian beauty who pines for her taboo soulmate as well, indian princess Pocahotass. How did they meet? Who cares. Maybe they were childhood sweethearts or half-siblings. It's all filler really but the point is under the guise of racial genocide, Custer fights through many karate fighting Indians at the end in order to meet up and rescue his beloved at the end and make passionate love to her against the pole she was imprisoned on. I would recommend a stirring rendition of Tchaikovsky's 1812 overture, or Snoop Dogg depending on the desired soundtrack demographic. Faking their deaths the two lovers head off into the sunset and escape to Mexico, to spend the rest of their lives together in romantic bliss. Or they could aid Pancho Villa in some wacky mummy-like sequel. In short: 1.Custer's Revenge+Romeo & Juliet 2.??? 3.PROFIT!!! 4.Crappy sequels ad infinitum till your cash cow dies 5.Wait twenty years for series reboot 6.Repeat.

• N+: We begin with a ninja trapped in an unfamiliar world. stripped of his sword, and armor, he must traverse a series of dangerous and incredible parkour puzzles revealing flashbacks along the way that provide insight to who our hero was and what happened to him. One minute ago, in his original timeline back in feudal Japan, our hero was sealed in a cube of traps by his nemesis. In the confusion, the nemesis (a powerful sorcerer) is able to secure the ninja again and cast him back inside the cube. However, the process drained his power and the sorcerer is easily pulled into the cube by our hero, thus setting up for a sequel. N+: Step Through the Door Please

• I have to add: Zack Snyder directs. Obviously.

• Marble Madness an Eli Roth film Pauline and Marcus were a couple of college grads, traveling across the country to start their life together. A wrong turn at a Death Valley diner leads them to the secret laboratories of the evil Dr. Cerny, an insane psychoanalyst who forces human subjects to run obstacle courses like giant lab rats. They are each sealed into an unbreakable glass sphere, and they have two choices: complete the six courses, or die in the ball! Roll for your life! Marble Madness. In stereophonic sound!

• Harvest Moon DS: The Movie Directed by: Ang Lee Running away from the big city, a mute decides to start a farm. There are hours of silently watching him till soil, plant seeds, water seeds, and finally at the end of the film he is able to have a successful harvest. There are also intermittent scenes of him going into town to try to meet people, but they all just humor him because they don't really understand his disability. It's a deep film about how one can triumph over adversity. This is the next Rain Man, producer!

• Spanky, the teen age loner who's working the night shift at the local fast food joint is in love with the most popular girl at the school. Every day he suffers taunts from the jocks, and every night he must flip burgers for those same jocks, and the love of his life. One day, through a computer mix-up, a secret formula is delivered to the restaurant, instead of the cooking oil. After its first use, strange things start happening to the Hot Dogs and Hamburgers. As they begin to grow and chase our young heroes, the screen goes black and the title card appears: MICHAEL BAY'S BURGER TIME You can predict the rest.

• Sticky Balls: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sticky_Balls In a bleak futuristic world the only entertainment that the desperate hungry masses have to occupy their time between radioactive shit-storms is the ultimate sport of STICKY BALLS, where two brave, stark naked men face each other in single combat with their scrotums covered with maple syrup, attempting to connect said scrotum with the forehead of their opponent. The loser of each mach is shamed publicly and required to lick the opponent's equipment clean. Into this world comes a bright-eyed but tough young woman with a dream. A dream to compete. A dream to win. Even though she has no balls, that will not stop her determination. Katie Holmes stars, with appearances by Nathan Fillion, Ludacris and Michael Caine.

• I'd have to say they need to make a movie of Star Wars Episode 1: The Game, which, the way I was playing it when it came out was a much more interesting movie. You see, square was lightsaber slash, and circle was the general function button, mainly used for talking. So if you were a little forgetful or clumsy like me, Qui Gon Jinn would walk up to random people at the pod race and accidentally cut them in half, which resulted in EVERYONE in the area pulling a gun and trying to kill you, which considering they went down in one hit, resulted in Qui Gon standing on top of a huge pile of corpses. Now that's a movie.

• I tried to think of an original, non-plot game, but the best ones were taken. So I instead submit my ideas on these plotless games... ------------------------------------------------------ PACMAN: Pacu Man is a troubled Japanese teenager who keeps getting into trouble. After a terrible accident claims the life of his parents, he's sent to live with his uncle in Chicago, USA. There, Pacu makes friends with a strange culinary student (played by hot young wannabe actress/model of the time) who tells him the story of three gangsters who were gunned down in the local orchard and rise every night in order to feed on flesh. On a dare, Pacu Man and a group of boys plan to stay overnight in the orchard; however, once the moon rises high in the sky, the ghosts begin their terrible quest for flesh. Pacu Man must now survive with only the power of supernaturally altered fruit that takes him in between worlds in order to fight. --------------------------------------------------------- FROGGER: A 3D animated film detailing the cruelities inflicted upon testing animals as well as providing social commentary against war, Frogger is about a frog (voiced by Bruce Willis) that is biologically altered for a hit game show that puts animals through grueling tests of strength, agility and intellect all for the entertainment of their human masters. However, when Frogger discovers that the gameshow is just a front for the development of biological weapons, he fights to take down the corporation behind it and bring freedom to himself and the other lab rats.

• Arch Rivals A Spike Lee Joint From the Makers of NBA Jam: 8 basketball bad boys, kicked out of the NBA due to their rugged and very illegal play, are approached by WIDB-TV executive Red Turner (James Caan) to be a part of a 2-on-2 league where anything goes. Watch punches fly, backboards get shattered, and player trip over trash on the court and the nearly blind referee (Danny DiVito) With Jason Statham as All-American Reggie, Dennis Rodman as tough and mean Mohawk, Ron Artest as Hammer, Vinnie Jones as Moose, and Amy Smart as Pam the cheerleader

• The Sims [As read by Don LaFontaine - or, y'know, whoever isn't dead at the moment.] Four strangers have just woken up in the town of Triplet Falls (no, really). How they got there - they don't know. Who they are - they don't know either. Why they're incredibly hot? It's anyone's guess. But something knows. And it wants them to stay. A black comedy by way of David Lynch, The Sims is an existential farce that attempts to find out what's real and what's not. Follow the journey of four people as they try to regain their lives - if there's anything to gain at all. Starring Ryan Reynolds (because it just HAS to) and featuring Jessica Biel, Sam Worthington (but, seriously, isn't that guy EVERYWHERE) & Paris Hilton in an Oscar®-worthy performance, this film promises to get your blood curdling and your guts busting. Cast: Ryan Reynolds as Justin Heras Jessica Biel as Shea Verpussi Sam Worthington as Harry Balzac Paris Hilton as Stella Virgin (For Your Consideration) [Rated PG-13]. Sorry.

• Dog. Man. Once symbolic as best friends... no more... In the grassy fields of Kansas, mans best friend becomes enemy. Winter comes as the survival of the fittest battle each other in a never-ending onslaught of duck hunting. It's bullets verses fangs, desperation verses mockery. YOU take the role, in the very first, first person, 3-d IMAX film. What will it take for YOU to kill your best friend?! Duck Hunt: Best friends no more Rated R

• Got it, Super Mario Brothers, the movie. Surely you couldn't mess that up! Oh wait, a painful flashback has just proven that you can mess it up, very badly.

• Pitch to studio: Any tower defense game. What have we [as Hollywood ] been trying to do all these long years for summer movies? Make a story with the most explosions you can fit into 2 ½ hours! Explosions test well and sell even better! Think about it gentlemen, if we could make a movie that is nothing but explosions and killing we would make millions. No need for wasted time on plot, or character development, or exposition. That has been the dream. I give you the dream made real! Computer games caught on faster than we did. Their tower defense games are nothing but explosions and killing. Yeah, yeah there is some strategy involved but we can easily take that out! We have more money and power to throw at this than they do. The basic concept is that our good guys control fortresses that do nothing but fight and hold endless waves of evil creatures. That's it! One giant fight! Maybe some voiceover at the beginning and end to give the illusion of story, but no more. Setting: Who cares! We can set this anytime we want. We can spend a bunch of money and go period piece in the middle ages. Or we could spend a bunch of money and go to the future with CG. Maybe post zombie apocalypse, people love zombies right now. Whatever tests the best. Actors: Who cares! For the best feel we should go live action but all we need are hot looking people that look like they can fight! Plot: We don't need no plot! This is about explosions and death! Director: This will mater. We need a director that can throw away any self respect in the craft for telling a story. We need a director that is willing to blow the most shit up for the longest amount of time. We need a director that will totally disregard directing the actors and focus on directing the action. Is Michael Bay available?

• PITFALL: THE MOVIE Starring Bruce Campbell as....the Pitfall guy Co-Starring Tia Carrere as the generic love interest chick. The Plot: Bruce Campbell must go on a jungle adventure to save humanity from a fate worse than death! He swings on vines, leap-frogs alligators heads, avoids opening and closing sink holes and jumps over scorpions and snakes! (The trailer: The song "Lux Aeterna" played to scenes of Bruce doing his jumping and swinging to a narration by Peter Cullen) Check and Mate.

• Zork The entire movie will be subtitled, actually the entire movie is just one giant series of text, but updated with the newest fonts. Than with the dvd special features can be to see the movie in different fonts over 1000 fonts to view it in. The commentary will be even more text, think about text on top of text genius.

• Frankly,I think I deserve to win just due to the fact that I'm the only one on here who came up with a movie based on a game for the Odyssey 2. Do any of you even remember the Odyssey 2??? Do any of you know the pain of being too poor for Atari?? I would have fucking KILLED for an Atari or a Colecovision...instead I had the crappy game console my grandpa won in a card game in the back of a tire store(thats also where I got my first stereo,but it was kick-ass so I cant complain about it). Fuck the Odyssey 2...I'm gonna go cry in the corner now =(

• It was bound to happen: THE SIMS: THE MOVIE WATCH how they ponder decisions: "play with the computer", "choose a boring job",... SEE thrilling events like someone breaking in, or a fire starting, while you can do nothing about it. CELEBRATE when they kiss, and suddenly a child appears WEEP when that same child gets sent to military school because of negligence LIVE a life just like your own, only two hours long, knowing that when the movie ends, you'll be doing just the same.

• Michael Biehn berates Cpt. Olimar, Nick Frost, after he losses a shipment of pikpik carrots to a giant space bunny. Olimar misjudges his trajectory causing his ship to break up in the poisonous atmosphere of a planet. The native Pikmin tribes help Olimar search for his parts and he helps keep them safe from monsters. Good pikmin die, they get lost, and Olimar begins to run out of air. Will they rebuild his ship before he dies? Will Michael Biehn dock his pay for the cost of the lost spaceship when he never returns? Pikmin: the Movie

• Worms: The movie A bitter war has raged for centuries between the powerful empire of the red worms and the rebellious underdogs of the blue worms. General Squirmy (Hugh Jackman) leads a group of the best warriors from the blue team. These include his dark and brooding sidekick Dark Knight (Jack Black and Seth Rogen alternate in this role from scene to scene), the wisecracking jokester (Keanu Reeves) and the spunky bazooka wielding love interest (Megan Fox clone #7). They face off against the evil king of the red empire (Zac Effron in a sinister goatee) and his son, the prince (Michael J. Fox, because really no matter how old he gets, he still looks like a kid).

• THE SIMS You build a house. A family moves in. Neighbors drop by. Shit goes down.

• I was going to suggest Custer's Revenge before I saw that someone else had. Come on people, there is no more wildly inappropriate a game than that!

• Dance Dance Revolution: The Movie Its just another generic dance movie. New girl in town, meets rough and tumble badboy at local arcade, playing DDR no less. Fluff the rest up with whatever happens in dance movies. It'll kill at the box office.

• A beaten down Las Vegas Card shark has lost everything. His wife took the his children and left and he drinks himself into a stupor every night. But when a bookie threatens his family if he doesn't pay back an old Debt, This shark must clean up his act and enter the most dangerous underground card game ever in order to save them. This summer. His greatest enemy is himself..... Zachary Quinto in: SOLITAIRE: THE MOVIE!

• All the Marvel characters who matter are attending the big social mixer at Xavier's Institute for Foxy Co-ed's and everyone's a bit tipsy. Reed Richards is trying to score with this one chick, so he whips out this invention he calls the inter dimensional rifter, and the fucker accidentally activates it! Next thing they know there all standing in Raccoon City surrounded by zombies! All the sudden Richards head just fucking explodes, brains and elastic flesh everywhere, they all turnaround to see Jill Valentine, shotgun in hand with a unmistakable smirk on her face,flanked by Mega Man and Ryu. "oops, yall so ugly, I cant tell ya apart from the zombies" Then Roll shows up, the cute girl as a gun to MJ'S head. "That it, Spiderman says "now it's personal, my spidey sense is detecting an ass wooping" So begins Marvel vs Capcom:The movie

• Bubble Bobble: The Movie Directed by: Nick Cassavetes Staring: Bubblun: John Malkovitch Bobblun: Jeff Goldblum Final Boss: Will Arnett Osoma bin Landen: Himself (thru the use of newsreel video) Info: A live action movie with the actors in costume. Rated R for Violence, Language, and Nudity Plot: Bubblun and Bobblun are kidnapped by Al-Qaeda, and they have to blow their way out! As the two lizard (dinosaur? dragon?) twins pop their way past the gaurds, they make their way to the Final Boss, a cute Orange-ish Green thing that shoots red bomb-looking things out of it's mouth! The twins win, but Bobblun is killed! When Bubblun finds Osama, Osama tells him he knows how to bring Bobblun back to life, but Bubblun kills him anyway, and presses START+SELECT and restores Bobblun! The End

• "Atari 2600 Pac-Man: The Movie" Pac-Man is transported into an alternate version of his world where not just the maze, but EVERYTHING is shaped at a 90 degree angle!!! As his friends called him PM, he struggles to cope with his different chiseled body and new diet of little rectangles! Every sound he hears is also radically new and generic! Plus, learn how emasculating it is to the Pac-ster when he's now slower moving than ever!!! It's a psychological thriller that will take you to places that never bored you before. Tag line: Something ain't right in Pac-Land. Starring: Vin Diesel as Pac-Man Steve Buscemi as Inky Michael Madsen as Blinky Quentin Tarantino as Pinky Cheech Marin as Clyde and Megan Fox as Ms. Pac Man Directed by some Japanese horror director.

• Well, obviously for Burgertime there is already the 3 tenets http://churchofburgertime.com/Tenets.html at http://churchofburgertime.com/

• A motorcycle loving teen,(played by Shia LaBeouf) is detirminted to beat his older brother(played by Ashton Kutcher), a cool cat who owns a F-1 car, in a grand-prix race. Their deadly confrontation leads to a battle for first on some DANGEROUS CURVES

• Are you ready to... <b>Punch the Monkey</b> Vin Diesel plays the down on his luck Millionth Viewer, who after defeating an mischievous monkey finds his life turned upside down as he's showered with free PS3s, iPods and free meals at Applebees. Along the way he meets several sexy singles in the PHOENIX, AZ area. Congratulations! You're a winner!

• Picture this one: In a world different from what he knew, one man struggles to survive among the animals. Giving it all he's got, he indulges in a series of events to prove his worth to the community. Only one thing stands in his way. The watchful eye of village leader Tom Nook. This summer, prepare to "cross" over into a world unlike your own. Animal Crossing. We'll CGI it and get Billy Crystal to play the lead character. James Woods will voice Tom Nook and the mayor will be voiced by Mickey Rooney. I tell ya, its money waiting to happen.

• Prepare yourself for... <b>Rampage: The Movie</b> Three scientists, working together in a private lab to crack the DNA code once and for all, discover a way to make DNA mutable instantly. When an accident occurs, the trio are transformed into GIANT MONSTERS that immediately start to wreak havoc in their city. Buildings are destroyed! Tanks and jets are no match for them! To humanity's horror, the three monsters move on from city to city, completely destroying each one in their wake! Fortunately, at different times for each monster, their DNA rescrambles to normal, and they're reverted back to human form, only to be eaten by one of their former comrades... until only one remains! Can their lowly lab assistant (played by some Disney Channel teen star trying to break out from their teen star identity, but who's also a singer who can perform the theme song) discover how to cause the remaining monster's DNA to recode itself before every city in the world is destroyed? Of course, chances are, whoever produces and directs it will want to redesign the monsters to "take advantage" of today's CGI.

• Okay I want extra credit for choosing a game not chosen yet, actually searching the page first. And damnit, the one I liked most had a sequel with a plot (Skate or Die!) So. After that, I decided screw it. Here we go: First of all, I WANT this movie directed by Micheal Bay. Yes, I do. You do, too- just see. Rahim grew up on the mean streets of Tehran. His "family," a rag-tag bunch of revolutionists/orphans (you see how I'm throwing in the current events and oppressed people? Oscars here we come.), are worried about their "sister" Neda. She hasn't returned from her latest fact-finding mission/report/whatever. One of their contacts informs them that she's being held somewhere, a secret lab kind of place. They plan to bust her out. Rahim and the others arrive at the lab only to hear a classical scientist to manacled-on-a-table-below-a-laser-beam-"test subject" give a long speech on how they're going to turn her and the other prisoners (pan to big cell on side of lab)into human bombs. As he turns on the laser Rahim jumps in the way to protect her while his family destroys it and kill the scientist. The result: he sees her die, and Rahim is affected himself. Military types rush in. He escapes but the rest of them are caught. He hides in the desert thinking he's going to explode. After realizing that he's not a bomb, Rahim finds that the arm he covered Neda with can now throw with superhuman strength. Also, whenever he throws something, it explodes. The government sees this via satellite. We then have a good half hour of government trying to catch him/him trying to rescue his family. There are lots of explosions and running. Lots of explosions. So many. In the end, he destroys the secret lab and rescues his family. We can even make Neda not really dead and they fall in love. Or we can have her be dead and talk about how deep that is. Hollywood's funny like that. My horrible idea: BOOM BLOX, the Movie.

• The funny part is boom blox the game was made by spielberg.

• Here's the pitch, and I don't care if it's been done before. Donkey Kong, directed by Peter Jackson. It's going to be a prequel to Super Mario Bros., starring James Gandolfini as Super Mario and Lady Gaga as Princess Peach. Donkey Kong will be entirely CGI. The plot will be exactly like Die Hard, only with a monkey throwing barrels. Example: Mario is going to walk barefoot on broken glass while Donkey throws barrels at him. After the credits roll, we're going to be set up for the sequel, as we'll see Sammuel L. Jackson in the role of Luigi. They're a pair of brothers from different mothers will be the tagline.

• Follow the exploits of a small...strike that...regular sized housefly...no...ALIEN! Yeah! An alien. His job? To eat at an energy shield, and shoot down another to get at a cannon that looks strikingly like another bug. The cannon is not without it's own defenses, however, and our Housefly/Alien mashup mutant will have to dodge not one, but two missles AT THE SAME TIME!!! If only the cannon (belonging to the evil Razak aliens) hadn't destroyed this young alien's homeworld (presumably covered with filth loving flies like himself), he might let them be. But, he can't. His name is Yar...this is his revenge. YARS' REVENGE...coming soon.

• So there's this kid, right? He's a loner, wears leather jackets. Maybe Chris Pine if he isn't too busy. Anyway, there's a mysterious game at the local video arcade, and this girl (Emma Stone) who secretly loves the Kid gets sucked into it, so he goes in after her and faces an evil and incredibly convincing CGI giant head voiced by Nick Nolte, or James Earl Jones. Ooh! I got it! Christopher Lee! Anyway, The Kid (DJ Qualls?) can transform into different guises, like a fly or a guy with a ray gun. He goes by the name of...SEGA PRESENTS KID CHAMELEON! (yes, that has to be the title. They're fronting this, aren't they?) It's Money in the bank. Let's greenlight this shit and go get wasted.

• Aaargh! On the one hand, I'm honored to have my suggestion turned into a Friday contest. On the other hand, after writing that entry, the Burger Time theme music is now stuck in my head and probably will be all day. Dooba dooba dooba dooba DOOT doot DOOT doot doodle doodle doodle doodle... Come to think of it, it's practically a Danny Elfman theme already.

• His parents were highly trained international spies. But Brock Burger (Brad Pitt) always had a different dream. And despite his parents' shame, he opened a restaurant and was in contention for the coveted prize of Best Hamburger in America, thanks to his patented ten-foot-wide Mega Burger and product placement from the Zagat Guide. But when international villain The Doctor (Tom Baker) unleashes his killer nanites in Brock's restaurant, he is caught in a nightmare world of sentient, killer, shape-shifting, undead pickles, fried eggs and more. His only hope is to crush them from above with the pieces of his Mega-Burger, or to use his limited supply of the only substance that can immobilize the nanites: the piperine found in powdered <i>piper nigrum</i> (aka black pepper). All he has are his wits and the help of his hapless sidekick/comic relief/love interest, Sue Chef (Amy Adams). Will the skills Brock learned from his parents (Hugh Jackman and Jamie Lee Curtis) be enough to defeat the Doctor's nanites? Will Brock's parents be able to stop the nefarious Doctor in time? Will Brock and Sue find true love as they battle the zombie pickles? Can Brock, despite all odds, win the coveted Best Hamburger prize from the highly-respected Zagat series of travel and food guides? Find out this summer, in... BURGER TIME (with theme song and special cameo appearance by M.C. Hammer.) --chapka

• Just saying though.... Maniac Mansion - the Movie Tits, Tentacles, Maniacs and a Mansion written and directed by Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell. Can a bunch of kids save the world by surviving a house filled with nothing but useless junk, and stop Dr Fred his Nurse Edna Weird Ed and a tentacle from destroying the earth? Exploding hamster scene? Guaranteed media gold. Free publicity! Killer soundtrack (since the game is all about the rock) with all songs written by Matt and Trey from South Park? Box Office Gold!

• It's tough entering the medical community. But it's even tougher when your last job is plumbing! A heartwarming Dramedy starring Bob Hoskins, as a man who is shunned by his colleagues after he became famous for being a rookie doctor who accidentally found a cure for Aids, Cancer, and the Common Cold. Will he be able to find acceptance in his community? And will he be able to cure the new, unknown disease that has infected his brother (John Leguizamo)? Dr. Mario, a Steven Spielberg movie.

• Since the beginning of time, man has struggled to coexist. Countless wars and fights have been created for both good and not so good reason. Finally, the powers above have decided to throw reason and purpose out the window and give two warrior's extremely large skewers to determine who will get the most points, which in turn, will not matter at all. Introducing...Joust, The Movie. Where two warriors duke it out with no purpose or representation of good or evil on these comparatively giant ostrich like things and just run into each other until...POINTS!!!

• So... using the words explosions, Michael and Bay is comedy now? everyone who has made fun of his stuff for being stupid and cookie cutter is being cookie cutter and stupid by using him over and over and over for comedic effect.....

• I followed Bricken here from his column at ANN. Here's my two-cents. At the edge of the galaxy, mankind's greatest challenge begins. A secret cabal constructs the ultimate weapon; the living battleship, SINISTAR. As the hero rushes from system to system hoping to find the weapon before it's completed, his female on again/off again love interest seeks the man who designed it and the only counter, the Sinibomb. The movie races to a climatic showdown as SINISTAR activates, and decides to pursue it's own agenda of destroying everything, declaring "Beware I live! I hunger!"

• Title: Punch-Out The W. V. B. A. World Circuit is tough, especially if your Little Mac (Ray Park), the latest boxer to enter the world class boxing circuit. Ridiculed for his short stature and lack of boxing experience, Mac has a lot of spirit and determination. Upon entering the competition he is paired up with the sassy, chocolate and Club Nintendo loving, but always tough Doc Louis (Chi McBride). Doc Louis teaches Little Mac to "Dance like a fly and bite like a mosquito" and chase after him on his bike to make him faster, stronger, and notice little subtleties in his opponents to bring them down. Working up the ranks against competitors like the weak Glass Joe (Nicholas Cage) and Von Kaiser (Daniel Day Louis) the cocky German, all the way to the top tier opponents like the hulking King Hippo (John Goodman) and their leader and champion of the ring Mr. Dream (Mike Tyson). Can Little Mac overcome the odds and beat his opponents to achieve his ultimate glory of boxing champion? Find out in Punch-Out!!

• Mine became something too big to post. So, I'll just post the first two paragraphs. Balloon Fight The movie begins with a plane flying over the Pacific destined for a tropical getaway. Onboard the plane is a Father, Mother, son, and two daughters. The mother and father are having a heated argument up front, while the children try to distract themselves, the brother with his human cannonball toy set, and loud squeaks and soft thuds are heard from the back where the two younger sisters are attacking each other with their balloons. Momentarily, a forest of tentacles rises up out of the water and hurls the plane into a cliff face. The father wakes up to find himself the lone survivor of the crash, and looks out to see that the tentacles out in the water are fighting with each other. One distinctly brighter group is struggling to stop the lunges of the other, which is trying to crush the remains of the plane. The part of the tentacle creature protecting the father takes a hold of the man and instructs him that it can revive his family if he ventures into its consciousness and destroys this rogue evil that is slowly consuming it. The man, dying himself, readily agrees. He instantly finds himself dressed in the garb of his son's toy with two balloons tied to his back, gliding lazily across a world of tiny grassy platforms floating above a giant clear sphere of water. In the center of the sphere he sees a small ball of tentacles, held in place by numerous chains sent out in all directions. He looks away just in time to not be crushed by a garish long-nosed creature. He sees it dip low to the water and narrowly avoid being swallowed up by an eager fish. He notices two crusty air sacs rising from its shoulders, and instinctively flaps over to and above the creature and sets himslef to crushing them with his feet. The creature lets out a deafening roar of pain, before the man kicks it into the ocean for the fish. He proceeds to dispose of others, occasionally looking down into the water to see that the fish are ferrying them down and feeding the tentacle ball. Ocasionally, small stormclouds fire bursts of electricity at him but he grows accustomed to avoiding them rather quickly. Just as rapidly as he gets into the rhythm of fighting the indelible creatures. Before he knows it, there are none left. He looks down to see that the tentacle ball has multiplied in size and it has now freed itself from its restraints.

• Metal Slug by Steven Spielberg Gritty tale about team of veterans led by Marco Rossi (played by blond Christian Bale) try to take down an evil tyrant - Saddam Hussein look-alike (played by resurrected Raul Julia). Lots of shaky camera shots and "HEAVY MACHINE GUN" screams. P.S. They win.

• A long time ago, in a kingdom far, far away... Young Prince John is destined to marry the lovely Princess Kate and become the king, but his wicked stepmother has imprisoned sweet Kate in the castle tower and banished him to the gem mines to keep him from his destiny. Little does she realize that he can see and move the legendary 'soul jewels.' with each set of three or more soul jewels he alines and releases, the more powerful he becomes. So begins his quest to release a powerful enough chain reaction to bring down the castle and rescue his princess! Coming this summer, a new feature animation, based on the hit PC game, from Disney! Bejeweled!

• *StarSweep In* A lone Mrs. Pacman (Played by Kirsten Dunst) is seen crying in a dark room. A flashback(In a Sepia tone) shows 4 monsters (later to be described as ghosts) kidnap her husband (Played by Harrison Ford) in revenge for their earlier defeat by Pac-man's hand... or mouth i guess. But now the ghosts are back, meaner and angrier. With the power of the Power Pellets, Mrs. Pacman takes revenge on these ghosts to save her husband. Sounds intense no? Don't worry though, she does take the time to chill out and eat fruit on many occasions. *starsweep out*

• PICTURE THIS: PONG: The Reckoning, Directed by Michael Bay Backstory: the Earth's main power supply is a giant game of pong with the power turbines moving constantly to keep the power ball continuously moving to give off energy. It doesn't make much sense, but that doesn't really matter. The movie starts off with the mysterious ball of pong being stolen by an unseen source after a series of explosions knocks all the high-tech security off-line. The President of the United States (Method Man) calls his best agent, Allan Atari, to investigate the robbery, played by Nicholas Cage. This leads Allan on a wild journey across the globe to retrieve this mysterious pong ball. After near-death experiences in places that blew the fuck up, his chase leads him to Japan to speak with the Master-sensei and creator of Pong, Hideo Matsukawa (Chow Yun-Fat, playing a stereotypical wise Japanese man). Hideo tells Allan that he must find the pong spirits within him, if he truly wants to find what he is seeking. As he says this, however, Hideo explodes after assassins catch up with Allan. After many failed attempts, Allan finally comes to peace and sees the spirits of the two pong bars/turbines. One of them is a jewish bar with a large nose who often complains about his wife (Woody Allen). The other is a black bar with an afro and a fried chicken leg in one hand at all times (Anthony Anderson). They provide for comic relief and some elightenment, too! Allan still needs to find the spirit of the pong ball, though. After searching and more explosions, Allan finally discovers through a chain of clues where the pong ball is, but it's secured in a spot that is apparently fool-proof. That's when the evil mastermind behind it all reveals himself. TURNS OUT IT'S NONE OTHER THAN THE PRESIDENT. He tells him of plan of the world going without power and that it will make him rich or some other stupid shit that makes no sense. Anyway, his guards almost beat Allan to death, but just before, Allan channels the spirit of the Pong ball, played by Carmen Elektra (the role was originally offered to Julia Roberts, but she somehow declined). They share a make-out scene and she possess him and helps him kill everyone else. The rest of the film is Allan running away from the building as it explodes. Credits roll, but then you see the President come from out of the rubble... TO BE CONTINUED?

• Duke Nukem: Picture it, a borderline retard, but oh so American, fighting aliens who are planning to invade Earth. He visits a few strip clubs, fights some aliens there too. Bam, we got a franchise. It's what every red blooded American wants, blood, guns and tits. (I do not support a Duke Nukem movie as it would be shit, however chances are it will be made as Hollywood is a bunch of ass hats who have officially run out of ideas.)

• I want to see Klonoa adapted as some sort of film. It will be cutesy and funny and loveable and then the ending will come and <spoiler> EVERY HAPPY MEMORY KLONOA HAS IS PREFABRICATED AND NOW THAT HIS JOB IN THAT WORLD IS DONE HE IS SUCKED BACK TO HIS OWN DIMENSION AS HE CRIES FOR HELP FROM HIS BEST FRIEND WHO IS HELPLESS TO SAVE HIM. </spoiler> fin. so many children will be broken by this film.

• Seeing as there are 2 Q-bert pitches(DAMMIT), this is my other game-movie pitch: We see a darkened pathway with a light at the end. The camera begins to slowly make it's way down the hall and cheering starts being heard. Soon the cheering climbs to a loud roar as the camera shows we have entered an arena. The camera pans around the wild crowd, the spectators are cheering excitedly. Soon the camera pans to one side of the arena, we see a very obese, yet disturbingly voluptuous opera singer. The crowd goes wild. Then the camera pans to the other side of the arena and we see a very demented looking snowman, grinning sinisterly. Then the screen goes black, then we see the logo for the film and the announcer speaks: "CLAYFIGHTER! Coming Soon. A Pixar film. Directed by Uwe Bolle"

• "Game & Watch The Movie: Octopus!" Three brave divers (Nicholas Cage, Bruce Willis, and Vince Vaughn) go in search of the elusive Treasure of Piso Mojado - a rich chest of gold coins sunk with a Spanish Galleon! After a gripping 90-minute expository sequence featuring the lives, hopes and dreams of our heroes, they ultimately team up to risk the briny deep in search of treasure! In the first action scene, Nick Cage dives - and is killed by a massive Octopus! In the emotional heart of the movie, Vince Vaughn dives - and is killed by a massive Octopus! In the startling conclusion, Bruce Willis fights the sea alone - but is killed by a massive Octopus! The audience will be at the edge of their seat to learn the final number of coins everyone brought up. And imagibne all this, filmed by Tim Burton in gripping high-contrast black & white! High action, high concept AND high art!

• Witness an epic love story set in one of the most tumultuous eras of American history. Witness two lovers who couldn't be separated by racial differences, language barriers, and even a war between their own people. Witness a man so impassioned that he would crawl across a bloody, chaotic battlefield to reach the woman he loves. Witness the power, glory, and tragedy that is...Custer's Revenge. (Well, it was this or my Battle of Algiers sequel, Revolution in the Mushroom Kingdom.)

• Bubbles: The Movie PIXAR's latest is the tale of the little bubble who could. A coming of age tale as we watch our hero, Suds, prove that he has what it takes to be the best sink cleaner around despite what the bigger bubbles all said. You'll be thrilled as he narrowly escapes being sucked up by the evil Sponge. Hold on to your seat for the climatic battle scene as Suds takes on the giant Roach before teleporting down the drain and back to his loving family. Strong possibility of product tie-in with Scrubbing Bubbles. In 3-D.

• In the year 3021, a plague is unleashed upon earth. Millions die, but one man stands. This man, must take on... CENTIPEDES!!! When the virus infects bugs to giant proportions, former Marine Chuck Kilten has nothing but his wits and an RPG. The empty damage left on Earth is his only protection. He fights his way to where his home once was, to only find his family dead. He questions what life is worth, and decides, nothing. But when about to take his own life, he finds something. A colony of survivors. When he joins them, they fight they're way through America to find other survivors. But one night in his sleep, the bugs get to the rest, but take him capture. The others die, but he is taken to the bug leader, a Millipede. He can not tell why they brought him. Then it all comes to him, he starts growing, his size is incredible, then he knows why the bugs never killed him. When he though he was immune to the human plague, he was actually a one in a million chance of building anti-bodies that could fight the bug virus and had his D.N.A. sub-sequentially reformed, or reshaped with the bugs. HE is a bug. HE is... CENTIPEDE!!! SO many people are afraid of bugs that this would be an exciting action thriller, drawing crowds in the masses.

• Delroy Lindo, Christopher Lambert, Tea Leoni - in a John Woo film: Worms: Armageddon When NYPD Detective Lance McDaniels is called on to investigate the aftermath of a fire fight, the alert sounded like just another slice of gang related violence pie. But this was a fire fight gone horribly wrong. A shipment of military grade weapons, 70 million in diamonds, and a container truck full of sheep; the crime which threatens two great families. A story in real time, the pivotal 90 minutes that changed the face of crime in New York for a generation. Worms: Armageddon Starring: Christopher Lambert - Lance McDaniel Delroy Lindo - Montezuma Black Tea Leoni - Tuesday Burgess Also Starring: Reginald Veljohnson and Jaleel White as the Urbyn Wyrms. And Sammo Hung as The Concrete Donkey

• IN A WORLD BESEIGED BY METEORS..... WHEN NO OTHER WEAPON WILL DO.... ONLY ONE MAN HAS THE RIGHT TOOL FOR THE JOB.... <cue AC/DC's Highway to Hell> THIS SUMMER...HE'S GONNA GET HIS ROCKS OFF!! <close up of a golden pickaxe> PICKAXE PETE....THE MOVIE....FROM THE ODYSSEY 2 TO THE BIG SCREEN,SUMMER OF 2012!!!

• Okay, sir, take a long drag from the line you cut right there, sit back, and let me wow you. Let me start by saying three words: 1) Michael 2) Bay 3) Explosions An arsonist and explosives expert sent to jail on trumped-up charges has recently broken out after making a bomb out of toothpicks and gasoline. He is hellbent on getting revenge on the men who put him away. The judge who put him away is the first to go, taken out as a bomb is dropped from high up, as if God himself demanded his death. He then goes after his former SWAT team members. As the bombs rain down and take out more of their colleagues, his former partners must get inside the maniac's head before they, and the entire city, go... KA-BOOM! Starring Josh Duhamel as Rick "ROLL" Spikowski, Megan Fox as Sierra "BOOM BOOM" Contessa, Nasir "Nas" Jones as Gerald "SMOKE" Tokenski, Gary Oldman as The Commissioner, and Jackie Earl Haley as KA-BOOM!- The Mad Bomber! KA-BOOM! A Michael Bay Film - Exploding on a Screen Near You!

• Coming this winter from a Walt Disney production a low rated tool show has bin entrusted with a set of magical tool that have the ability to repair a world left in ruin from mummies, zombie, and Dinosaur. But just as everyone though thing would change the tools are stolen right from under their noses Mr. Binford: where are the tools! Someone stole the tools! AL: don't worry sir we'll get the tools back no matter what. Right Tim seeing how this is probably your fault anyway. AARRGGHH!!! Tim Allen as Tim "The Toolman" Taylor Patricia Richardson as Jill Taylor Zachary Ty Bryan as brad Taylor Jonathan Taylor Thomas as randy Taylor Taran Noah Smith as mark Taylor Earl Hindman as Wilson Richard Karn as Al Borland Special guest stars Arnold Schwarzenegger as the voice of the magical chainsaw "This is shocking fight"! Bruce Willis as the voice of the magical blowtorch "Let's turn up the heat"! And Jim Carrey as the voice of the magical nail gun "That's gata hurt". Home Improvement: Power Tool Pursuit The Game, the Movie, the Legend Tim: Don't worry all this world needs is MORE POWER!!!! ARGH!! ARGH!!ARGH!!

• He was a racer at the top of his game. One day on the track, i terrible 3 inch fall crumbles him, and his dreams. Now Slammer Marblteen must rebuild his career from the ground up. He will soon realize that this is more then a race, THIS IS MADNESS. Marble Madness (NES) 2010

• Yeah, I know. That was fast. In the future, overpopulation is out of control. Death squads roam the land, rounding up the excesses and arranging them for execution...by rows and color. A ball of fate...a paddle of destiny. Winter 2010, get ready to...<i><b>Breakout</b></i>!

• Until I can come up with my own idea, I'm totally behind Dillon.

• 1) A space fighter dispatched to save something from something else is traveling in a hyperspace tunnel when it is attacked by variety of alien enemies. The fighter is really nimble and has some awesome weapons, so it blows the crap out of them to escape their onslaught. 2) Then there's a break where there can be some story and stuff to develop some things. 3) The aliens attack again, only they are faster and there are more of them. 4) If not yet 90 minutes, goto 2. Else shoot climax for IMAX in first person (bonus: audience mindwipe). 5) ????? 6) PROFIT! TEMPEST! FUCK YEAH!

• coming to theatres in summer 2012 frogger the movie in 3d directed by Michel bay. starring Aston Kutcher as Froger and joining him is Owen Wilson as the head aligator who wants to make sure froger does not reach his destination and Paris hilton as froger love interest and lead truck driver gunning for froger also.

• It's sorta charming when people miss the gist of the contest but still will likely win anyways...

• THE LEGEND OF ZELDA Link has a crush on Zelda, his high school classmate. Hes shy, but then an alien invasion happens. The earth military is overwhelmed, but Link wants to save Zelda, so he goes out during an attack for some reason (He has a psychic link with her). An old man known as The Guru (who wears red) grabs him and saves his life, explaining "It's dangerous to go alone, take this" and gives him a sword... Ganondorf - Ron Perlman, sans makeup Zelda - Megan Fox Link - Michael Cera, in a breakout role The President - Ernie Hudson Military Chief - John Turturro Voice of the triforce crystal - Mark Hamil

• Smash TV: The Movie Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor direct Jason Statham and Clive Owen in Smash TV. In the twisted and desensitized futuristic world of 1999, Statham and Owen are two down on their luck middle-management types. However, when they're both downsized from their employer, they decide that to provide for their families, they must slaughter people on television with the military skills both promised they would never again rely on. They apply for the gameshow called Smash TV, a program that pits two combatants against armies of robots and mutants, arms them with high-powered firearms, and rewards them with money, cars and George Foreman Grills. However, after managing to fend for themselves and win big money, the two soon realize that the host, played by Joe Pantoliano, doesn't intend for either to come to the end of the show alive. Cue Statham and Owen's collective English badassery, with Statham strangling people with his sleeves and Owen pulling off miracle gunshots.

• PROJECT: Asteroids II - Escape Velocity DIRECTOR: Ridley Scott STARRING: Matthew Lillard, John Travolta, Carrie-Anne Moss & Clive Owen GENRE: Science Fiction / Action / Adventure STUDIO: Revolution Studios RELEASE Summer 2012 DATE: PREMISE: Six months following the accidental implosion of the Tygrus asteroid mineing colony Captain Boday is once again approached to assist in the transportation of a tritanium rich asteroid field. But this time he has to help cordinate a fleet of one hundred ships towing the asteroid field to another galaxy but there is a catch, his ship is has to remain in the middle of the field in order to keep the field stable during transport and while the mission goes well initially the fleet is attacked by Space Invaders. With most of the fleet destroyed or disabled it is once again up to Captain Boday to complete the mission or kill every one and everything trying.

• Cast my vote for Michael Bay's Bomberman...that just makes so much sense.

• And hereby I mistyped as hearby. My bad.

• Combine the action of "24" with the characters of Pokemon. Ash Ketchum is a member of the Pallet Town Counter-Terrorist Unit, and is engaged in a standoff with terrorist cell Team Rocket. With Professor Oak as the director of operations, Misty running tactical at headquarters, and Ash, Brock, and their Pokemon as field agents. Jesse and James as extremist leaders threatening to wipe out a chunk of the citizen population if their demands are not met. I hearby submit my ten-minute audio entry to this competition here: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=IW3L9EFV And tell me you wouldn't go see this movie. Twice.

• Turn the original Mega Man into a pro-American summer action flick. Sergeant Rockman's (Mark Wahlberg if available) unit fights valiantly in the streets of Bagdad until he is taken out by an RPG saving some Iraqi children. Fortunately the US's Dr. Light can rebuild him, as a "Mega Man" to take out terrorism. Which is good because the "Axis of Evil" have revealed their own "masters." Kim Jong Ill becomes Bomb Man in his quest for nuclear power, in order to further repress his own people Mahmoud Ahmadinejad becomes Fire Man, Osama Bin Laden reappears as Guts Man (minus the dialysis machine), Vladimir Putin proves Russia's might as Ice Man, and because the country's poor as hell Cuba's Fidel Castro is turned into the metal throwing Cut Man. Rockman the "Mega" Man now has to battle across the continents in order to protect American interests while taking out evil with the help of a robotic Megan Fox, code named Roll. As they battle Rockman is torn between who he was and who he is, but through the comfort of Roll he finds his new role, a hero who will stop at nothing to take out the villainous Dr. Wily, who is really Robert Mugabe seeking to be president of the world. The twists continue as it isn't really Wily who's in charge, but it's secretly Canada, the only remotely prosperous country connected to England, and France working in tandem seeking revenge against America for the Revolutionary War, and they will stop at nothing to remove us from the map. Only after receiving a vision from Christ himself after being rendered comatose by the now defunct Sarah Palin, as the "yellow monster," does our hero put the pieces together and remove tyranny once and for all. Directed by Mel Gibson, he says the sequel will feature the reanimated corpse of Hitler as Proto Man.

• Turn the original Mega Man into a pro-American summer action flick. Sergeant Rockman's (Mark Wahlberg if available) unit fights valiantly in the streets of Bagdad until he is taken out by an RPG saving some Iraqi children. Fortunately the US's Dr. Light can rebuild him, as a "Mega Man" to take out terrorism. Which is good because the "Axis of Evil" have revealed their own "masters." Kim Jong Ill becomes Bomb Man in his quest for nuclear power, in order to further repress his own people Mahmoud Ahmadinejad becomes Fire Man, Osama Bin Laden reappears as Guts Man (minus the dialysis machine), Vladimir Putin proves Russia's might as Ice Man, and because the country's poor as hell Cuba's Fidel Castro is turned into the metal throwing Cut Man. Rockman the "Mega" Man now has to battle across the continents in order to protect American interests while taking out evil with the help of a robotic Megan Fox, code named Roll. As they battle Rockman is torn between who he was and who he is, but through the comfort of Roll he finds his new role, a hero who will stop at nothing to take out the villainous Dr. Wily, who is really Robert Mugabe seeking to be president of the world. The twists continue as it isn't really Wily who's in charge, but it's secretly Canada, the only remotely prosperous country connected to England, and France working in tandem seeking revenge against America for the Revolutionary War, and they will stop at nothing to remove us from the map. Only after receiving a vision from Christ himself after being rendered comatose by the now defunct Sarah Palin, as the "yellow monster," does our hero put the pieces together and remove tyranny once and for all. Directed by Mel Gibson, he says the sequel will feature the reanimated corpse of Hitler as Proto Man.

• Just so you know, I'd come in here and kick ass if I hadn't broken my wrist yesterday.

• Researchers from CERN have done the impossible and created a device derived from corn that generates endless energy via subatomic reactions. The result is the Perpetual Organic Nuclear Generator. However, due to sabotage from ninja terrorists, the machine has a flaw: unless it stays moving, it will self destruction. Two scientists, Peter O'Neil and Patrick Toole, are left with the task of keeping the device in constant motion by bouncing the small ball of doom between them. However, they are both in love with the same woman, Heather Storey, and a mishap by one could lead to the death of his rival. Will the two keep each other alive by bouncing the machine between each other? Or will one try to force his opponent in love to miss the ball? Find out in... P.O.N.G.!

• JOUST A lone egg sits atop a ledge of volcanic stone. Slowly, it begins to pulsate and it's outer shell begins to crack and dissolve. A warrior clad all in white emerges from the glowing debris, and shouts a mighty battle cry, as a giant vulture swoops from the heavens to fulfill it's duty as the warrior's evil steed. Suddenly, the sky cracks and the talons of a heroic ostrich tear into the vulture like a razor, and with swift justice, our hero thrusts his spear clean through the white warriors chest. And yet from a mechanical door in the earth, a new challenger emerges......

• <a href=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trog!>Trog!: The Movie</a>, directed by Quentin Tarantino. Four CGI dinosaurs, Rex, Spike, Bloop, and Gwen, voiced by Keith Carradine, Christopher Walken, Michael Madsen, and Helena Bonham Carter, go on a genocidal rampage, attempting to wipe out the population of troglodytes invading their once-species-pure island. Rated R for graphic scenes of baby-eating, entrail-ripping, and a scene featuring a one-eyed Trog in a gimp suit.

• Brickbreaker tells the compelling story of a boy who tries to break through all the barriers that society places in front of him. These barriers come in all sorts or shapes and strengths, like racism, peer pressure, and things you have to hit like 5 or 6 times. But just as he gets started, the barriers get mad and start advancing towards him! Spoiler!!! The young boy finally crosses through the barriers to the other side only to learn that his mission still isn't over as long as some barriers still exist for other innocent children. Will the barriers ultimately break the young lad, or will he finally knock down all those bricks in the wall? BRICKBREAKER!

• In a world where professional sports have been outlawed, one man will dare to rise up and fight his oppressors. With the help of his son, borne out of a catastrophic tragedy, an aging warrior, the victim of a radical transplant procedure, and a cyborg, only they have what it takes to bring light to the darkness. Morgan Freeman stars as Charles Barkley in...SPACE JAM II: BARKLEY SHUT UP AND JAM. --- Experience the joys, sorrows, tragedies and inspirations of a society trying to survive in a vast wasteland of nothingness. Empires will fall, buildings will be created (at the click of a mouse), disaster will strike, and hope will prevail. Michael Bay's SIMCITY 2000: SPECIAL EDITION.

• Atari : Combat... Two men Two tanks This time it's personal

• Distressingly, RexSplode, you appear to have found the one movie Michael Bay could do a better job of making than anyone else in the world. It would be his magnum opus... But sadly, I'm afraid he, himself, would explode, from the sheer force with which he came in his pants. Someone must forward this idea to him...

• Pong: the Movie In a world where two sides are constantly at war, they finally decided to end it all in one big battle. Using a gigantic rectangle the east side tries to destroy the west side with a gigantic bomb that looks like a square. However, the west side has retaliated with a gigantic rectangle of their own. The result of which causes the square bomb to bounce off to the east side and vice versa. Now the two sides are constantly bouncing the square at each other. WHO WILL WIN?!

• They lived in the same world for years. But now, only one will conquer. SOLITAIRE VS. MINESWEEPER! Based on the OS games no one has ever bothered to finish. Co-directed by Rob Cohen and a half retarded orangutan. Written by Christopher and Jonathan Nolan. COMING THIS SUMMER. It's only a game...right?

• Kid Icarus: the movie... find three treasures, rescue Palutena, defeat Medusa. there you go; plot, dialogue, and music are all already there for the movie. just play the video game; beat it(uhh, the videogame, that is.); and you're ready to start filming. Palutena, godess of light, played by Moon Bloodgood Medusa, goddess of darkness, played by Kirstie Alley.

• Gyromite Action/comedy/romance/horror Plot: Professor Hector (Vin Disel in an old-man wig) has become trapped inside a complex filled with scientific horrors, along with Professor Vector (Attractive Starlet Who is Willing to Get Naked). Their only link to the outside world is ROB (CGI/puppetry, voiced by Paul Reubens) who must help them navigate their way out of the complex, and into each others hearts. Bonus: If the film does well, you can follow it up with Stack-Up.

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