Little Girls Who Kick Tony Jaa's Ass

By Rob Bricken in Movies
Friday, Aug. 7 2009 @ 4:07PM

I'd like to apologize to you guys. When I saw the trailer for Tony Jaa's Ong-Bak 2: The Bakkening, I thought it was pretty cool. I mean, Jaa did a flip kick off an elephant. That would seem to cool to anybody, right?

But then CarolinaHaze commented with a link to a trailer for Raging Phoenix, another Thai martial arts movie which features:
• The girl from Chocolate, that kung fu movie about the special need martial arts genius
• Guys with ridiculous bladed shinguards or something
• Martial arts breakdancing
• Drunken Muay Thai
• TEENAGE GIRLS PERFORMING DRUNKEN MUAY THAI
• What looks like some seriously real injuries

And I have revised my version of "cool" accordingly. Raging Phoenix is cool. End of line.