By Rob Bricken in
Nerdery
Friday, Aug. 28 2009 @ 4:04PM
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I don't want to sully this with words. It's better just to enjoy Star Trek Dog in reverent, thoughtful silence.
56 comments
Comments
Archer said:
Marginally better design that the one from the new movie...
BorgQueen said:
You're right... no words. Except that this made my entire week.
anon said:
:D
BoxedMike said:
Who let the Klingons out? -- Woof, woof, woof woof.
Sorry.
varrior said:
I think we can all appreciate the beauty of using Bud Light for warp nacelles.
Chew Chew said:
One day, the dogs will rise up against us as one.
balth99 said:
Looking at the nacelles, as a friend said to me, tells us where the designer got the inspiration to torment a small dog.
darkmagician66699 said:
Oh that poor dog. Someone call PETA.
Manwards said:
What a shame. I can't imagine Picard would approve.
demoncat said:
at leas the owner has some creativity and no doubt after wards the dog got some payback for being forced to dress like that
front toward everybody said:
Secondary hull is way too large.
Lonestarr said:
"im in ur entrpriz, boldly goin"
Trust me, that sounded so much better in my head.
big_cynic said:
A) This is the best use of Bud Light I've ever seen, except for punishment of people who like beer.
B) I'm a dork, but I now feel less ashamed of myself, because I didn't know what a nacelle was.
Enigma2099 said:
... I think the beer cans explain this perfectly...
Enigma2099 said:
... I think the beer cans explain this perfectly...
Enigma2099 said:
Sorry... my computer had a fit.
Jimbo said:
@BoxedMike: that's "Worf, Worf, Worf, Worf!"
doubly sorry :)
Nige said:
It's a well kept secret how many Star Trek geeks are killed by their own dogs.
Gleeman said:
That's pretty awesome!
Lars said:
This is your brain on drugs ...
Texas Mike said:
This poor mutt will have to hide his head in shame ...
BoredLizzie said:
What form of demented frat-boy/nerd would do that to a dog? It's eyes are screaming "Help me!"
anon said:
the dog is fine. thats no different from those dumb little knit sweaters people are putting on dogs all the time.... its just waaaaaaaaay nerdier.
probably a bit less comfortable since its made from cardboard, but still harmless.
although, I've gotta say, if he made that thing out of wood (not on the dog, but with legs of its own) it would make a pretty cool table for a trek-geek.....
Spock said:
Where's War Bird Dog and Bird of Prey Dog?
Spock Jones said:
I, for one, welcome our dog Overlords.
ExecutorElassus said:
Has this been sent to Pets Who Want to Kill Themselves yet? Because that poor dog really looks like he wishes he were dead. Or his master were, whichever.
Mike said:
If you put that on a greyhound it might go warp speed
T3chW01f said:
@darkmagician66699 you do realize the insane numbers of animals killed by PETA right? You do realize that they were taken to court over a effing death van, where they were putting animals "picked up to be found good homes" to sleep as they were pulling away from the curb. Sadly the only part of the lawsuit they actually got pinned with, were the charges of illegally transporting the chemicals and drugs used to put the animals to sleep over state lines. PETA doesn't follow it's own credo, they can't afford to. They spend too much money paying hot lesbians to make out on a mattress in the middle of Texas as some sort of PSA about the unfortunate treatment of animals.
Token said:
@T3chW01f: do you really want to turn the awesomeness/awkwardness of Star Trek Dog (who I just realized has horrible initials) into a debate about PETA?
Token said:
T3echW01f, do you really want to turn what was clearly a joking comment into a debate about PETA?
Token said:
Sorry bout that, my computer failed.
Tru said:
Wow.
The real question is did the creator of the Star Trek Dog Suit post his dog suit patterns? It would be really cool to be able to make our dogs their own Star Trek Dog Suits too.
But with our own choice of empty fizz-in-a-can cans.
judy said:
This would never "fly" with my heeler.
MAP said:
The beer can engines are really what make it.
Anonymous said:
Why would we call PETA? The owner was just giving him a hat :)
"warp nacelles"
The fact that those words were even uttered...typed...whatever, is sad.
Patrick Beach said:
Star Trek Dog is God!!!!!
darkmagician66699 said:
To anyone offended by my claim that someone should call PETA - GET A LIFE! It was a joke. I wasn't serious. HOLY FUCKING SHIT PEOPLE!!! Token was the only one who understood I was being sarcastic. WTF?! There are some real touchy people who roam around some of these sites. To those touchy people, I say get off your politically correct asses and laugh at life once in awhile! Post your complaints in your local newspapers!
Abraxas said:
worse than this and worse that dog sweaters/shirts are the folks who put sunglasses on their dog's asses. gah....
V The Final Battle said:
Too bad it wasn't a SCOTTY dog...now that'd be funny.
Vulcan Ambassador said:
To Boldly Poop, where no dog has pooped before...
Dork Loser said:
Sometimes I'm ashamed to be a nerd.
darkmagician66699 said:
Vulcan Ambassador said:
To Boldly Poop, where no dog has pooped before...
Yeah, come to think of it, how does that dog do his doo-doo in that costume? LOL!
Michael J said:
I think this pooch will boldly poop in it's owner's shoes for revenge. It is an old Klingon proverb that revenge is a dish best served cold...and it is very cold in space.
All my love,
Khan
Cyanne said:
I guess his owners couldn't afford to have him neutered so they did the next best thing to make sure he'd never get laid.
J. Fubar said:
Nice.
I want to see the PETA PSA with the hot lesbian chicks! Post a link!
Also:
Revenge is a dish best served hot and steaming. Does that ship have a shuttle launch pad?
Jeff said:
We are the Dork, Resistance is doodoo.
Fred said:
Star trek dog is about to... chase a cat!
Kirt said:
Star dog is about to save his planet of food!
Spock#2 said:
I felt lick lick a hero putting this on my dog!
radarada said:
I felt lick a puinny hummen when i put it on my dog
ps.Ilove it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol replied to radarada:
ddadadadadadada my dog is chassing a vile war ship of tennis balls
radarada said:
dadadada my dog is casing a voile war ship of tennis balls
