Okay, he's really Woodcutter Smurf. But the way he's brandishing that axe and the crazed expression on his face make him look more like Jack Nicholson in The Shining. "Here's Smurfy!"
5) Grim Reaper Smurf
If it wasn't enough to know there's a Devil Smurf waiting for you in the afterlife, here's the guy who's gonna place his cold, blue grasp on your life and take you there!
4) Gargamel's Lunch Smurf
The happy, secure place that Smurf Village is supposed to be is regularly shaken asunder by the evil sorcerer Gargamel, who wants nothing more in life than to snatch up a few of the friendly blue creatures to either eat or turn into gold. Neither way is an especially pleasant fate for the Smurfs, such as this little caged guy who is crying his eyes out as he awaits his terrible demise.
3) Topless Mermaid Smurfette
Shockingly, this mermaid Smurfette doesn't even bother to cover herself up with a couple of clam shells, letting her blueberries swim free. She's not completely bare, though; she's wearing a pearl necklace.
2) Uncomfortably Naked Child Smurf
I'm sure that the strangeness perceived in most of these Smurfs has a bit to do with varying cultural norms. What isn't a big deal in Germany might cause an uproar in the States, for example. And maybe some of it has to do just with having a sick mind. But it's hard not to think "WTF?" when you see this figure of a very naked female child Smurf giving herself a scrub.
1) Lushy Smurf
First we had a beer-drinking Smurf, but this one prefers harder liquor. Not just prefers, but SMURFS it, as evidenced by him licking his chops and lovingly embracing a champagne bottle almost twice his size. Those Smurfs like to party!