• just google "my name is twilight and i am a dracula" and you'll get a bunch of sites offering this for a shirt design. that or you can make it yourself for less than $5.00 if you're lazy like me

• <i>varrior said: I am a Dracula and I like ateing Wolfpeoples. I had a Twilight once and then I pooped. </i> That might be the next best t-shirt.

• Hey, yeah, that's me. I still have the original shirt, some of the letters came off in the wash. Now it says "Hello my nam is Twilight and I am a Dracul". If anyone knows how I could get a hold of NerdyShirts it'd be really appreciated. Their "Contact Us" page didn't work for me and I'd like to discuss a few things over with them. Aaron

• It seems to be available at NerdyShirts.com... Link: http://www.nerdyshirts.com/my-name-is-twilight-and-i-am-a-dracula

• Bitches don't know bout my sparkles.

• I am not a dracula, I am a frankenstein.

• I am a Dracula and I like ateing Wolfpeoples. I had a Twilight once and then I pooped.

• &#64;Chad: To each their own. I'm of the school of thought that if a joke has to be explained to you, you obviously weren't that joke's target demographic.

• &#64;MTV Raps: Right there with you. Like the guy ran down the street for some iron-on letters and made this shirt just to hit on every chick sleeping outside of Hall H. But then, as with all great literature, it works on so many levels...

• i've been telling people that i have no idea what twilight is for the past year. this shirt is right up my alley.

• awesome.

• &#64;"I don't get it." What's to get? He's a Dracula, and they hate the Wolfmans, but both them hate Frankensteins... which is what I hope the next Twilight movie is about. I think it's only appropriate if you make one of these shirts yourself, and I'm sure this guy wouldn't mind if it caught on.

• I thought the joke was that the shirt was an intentionally bad attempt at getting pussy by jumping on the Twilight bandwagon. Like, the guy knew nothing other than Twilight was about Draculas and girls dug it, so he hastily made up a tshirt.

• "Buffy stakes Edward" shirt is lame, Buffy could never stake Edward. This guy though, between the Joey Ramone Glasses and this shirt, must be just draped in vag.

• my favorite is the look on his face...coz i'm pretty sure that if I (or anyone else, for that matter) put that shirt on, that expression (of smug dominance OV THEE WORLD) would be become permanently affixed.

• Oh dude I saw this guy at the Con a hundred times over. Even got my pic with him. Funny motherfucker.

• Was it really that hard guys? Also, I want to be a dracula too.

• I just got it! Thanks for walking me through it.

• I don't get it. Why is this funny? I'm from the school of thought that if a joke has to be explained, it isn't funny.

• Yeah well I've learned that if you want to be neck-high in pussy, go to a Twilight gathering. Horny teenage girls are much cooler than this guys shirt.

• I met this guy at the Con - everyone was taking a photo of his shirt - truly the best of the whole SDCC, just edging out "...and then Buffy staked Edward. The End" for shirts that made my day.

• I hate what SDCC (and all cons) have become: An orgy of cosplayers and other people who embarrass me as a geek... However, this shirt is pure wit, and I dig it.

• Oh I need about 20 of them. And a t-shirt cannon so I can fire them up the asses of my twilight dork friends who constantly try to defend this cheaply manufactured, tween-targeted piece of dung.

• Sigh... The shirt saying that the creators and fans of the Twilight series are stupid. And "a dracula" is eant to mean "a vampie" but also convey total ignorance of historical vampie lore. Let me try this analogy -- Fresh Strawberry -> frozen & processed stawberry syrup -> fruit rollup -> strawbery scratch-n-sniff stickers :: Traditional Euroean folklore -> Brahm Stoker -> Anne Rice -> Twilight

• Want.

• i still don't get it

• It's full of sublime nerd fail. That's why it's funny.

• I think the joke can be broken down as follows. The font and spacing is bad, evoking the terrible writing of the Twilight series. The shirt identifies as Twilight. It claims to be a Dracula, which basically means it has no fracking idea what the hell a vamprie is. End result: This is Twilight, a poorly written book with subject matter so very badly bastardized.

• I thought the "joke" was that it was a LoLcat-style simplification of the Twilight phenomenon (in that, it is leotarded). I wannit.

• Just so everyone knows, I'm pretty sure the line came from a Slackerz comic

• Hahaha! Excelletn. I've been reading too much about SDCC/Twighlight recently, so this is just awesome.

• I guess my nerd button is turned off since I did get the meaning of this either. Out of curiosity, I did see the movie with my wife. And it wasn't as horrible as I thought it would be, but this t-shirt means abso-fucking-lutely nothing to my nerd senses. Someone please explain this for naked rob, mechabeast and myself.

• Good gods, that is a thing of beauty. <i>I have looked inside the monolith, and there are no stars, just this shirt. </i> Pretty much the greatest thing I've read this week, no word of a lie.

• &#64;naked rob im right there with you...im afraid my nerd force is failing me

• I haven't had my coffee yet. Can someone explain this to me?

• Finding a place to buy this shirt would get at least 75% of my Christmas shopping done. Well played, anonymous sir!

• That's fucking brilliant.

• the longer I look at this, the funnier it gets.

• Hilarity!

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