Your life is terrible. Why? Because you're not Mary Bynum, whose girlfriend made her two dozen incredibly fantastic nerd-based cupcakes (nerd-cakes, if you will). The Autobot and Ghostbusters one in particular make me want to get on me knees and curse god for my nerdy cupcake-less existence.
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Lord Alvarez said:
I'm gonna sound like such a fucking nerd but...
why would the make the Red Lantern symbol Orange?
Posted 08/04/2009 at 02:07:28 PM
DE12 said:
@ Lord Alvarez
Thank you, for asking before I did.
Posted 08/04/2009 at 02:11:50 PM
sleepwalker said:
Can anybody name them all im kinda stumped on a couple of them?
Posted 08/04/2009 at 02:12:51 PM
James said:
I think it's just a color skewing from the photograph. The Thundercats logo looks more orange than red too.
Ashamed to say it but I don't recognize all of those...
Posted 08/04/2009 at 02:15:06 PM
Lord Alvarez said:
@sleepwalker
Top row
1. ??? (maybe Ex Machina)
2. Ghostbusters
3. ???
4. Red Lantern Corps
5. Venom
Second Row from Top
1. Imperial
2. ???
3. Quicksilver
4. Punisher
5. Thundercats
6. Giant-Man
Third Row
1. Decpticons
2. Elongated Man Ralph Dibney
3. Deadpool
4. Power Girl
5. ??? (Martian Manhunter)
6. Captain America
7. Autobots
Bottom Row
1. Rorschach
2. Green Lantern Corps
3. BPRD/Hellboy
4. Blue Beetle
5. Booster Gold
5. Barry Allen Flash
Posted 08/04/2009 at 02:19:51 PM
Chris Ward said:
This girl made over two dozen of the most intricate fanboy cupcakes I have ever seen, cupcakes that have no earthly reason to take up someone's time and powdered sugar and eggs, and you fucking nerds want to bellyache about the color of the Red Lantern symbol??!?! I'M-A BLOW MY STACK! Rabble rabble rabble!
seriously though, that ghostbusters symbol is a touch orange.
Posted 08/04/2009 at 02:32:17 PM
Loco said:
Top row
1. ??? (maybe Ex Machina)
2. Ghostbusters
3. Green Arrow / Black Canary
4. Red Lantern Corps
5. Venom
Second Row from Top
1. Imperial
2. Nightcrawlers Tail with BAMF cloud
3. Quicksilver
4. Punisher
5. Thundercats
6. Giant-Man
Third Row
1. Decpticons
2. Elongated Man Ralph Dibney
3. Deadpool
4. Power Girl
5. Iron Man's chest thing
6. Captain America
7. Autobots
Bottom Row
1. Rorschach
2. Green Lantern Corps
3. BPRD/Hellboy
4. Blue Beetle
5. Booster Gold
5. Barry Allen Flash
Posted 08/04/2009 at 02:33:13 PM
Chris Ward said:
This girl made over two dozen of the most intricate fanboy cupcakes I have ever seen, cupcakes that have no earthly reason to take up someone's time and powdered sugar and eggs, and you fucking nerds want to bellyache about the color of the Red Lantern symbol??!?! I'M-A BLOW MY STACK! Rabble rabble rabble!
seriously though, that ghostbusters symbol is a touch orange. nice try though.
Posted 08/04/2009 at 02:34:15 PM
Lord Alvarez said:
Now we just need to find out what Top row number 1 is.
Posted 08/04/2009 at 02:35:10 PM
Lord Alvarez said:
@ Chris
That's like asking a 5 year old why he still shits his pants
We're nerds it's what we do.
Posted 08/04/2009 at 02:43:17 PM
DE12 said:
I don't think the first one is Ex Machina, not enough points on the gear, and there is nothing in the center of that one.
Posted 08/04/2009 at 02:54:29 PM
Randy Tayler said:
Personally, I'm glad I don't know ALL of them.
But if I passed a box of Thundercat cupcakes at the bakery, I'd rob an old lady to afford them.
Posted 08/04/2009 at 03:01:19 PM
Volcanic said:
Wow these LOOK so good! But I'd never be able to eat them
Posted 08/04/2009 at 03:01:57 PM
Scoots McGee said:
What... no Watchmen bloody smiley face cupcake?
Posted 08/04/2009 at 03:38:17 PM
Bill said:
A GIRL these for her GIRLFRIEND?!? I think that's even more hot than the nerd factor of the cupcakes...
Posted 08/04/2009 at 03:39:26 PM
The Yellow Dart said:
...i can't believe no one's talked about (unless it's a typo) that Mary Bynum's GIRLFRIEND made her these nerd-cakes?
a lesbian-made confection collection of super nerdiness?
win, win, win!
Posted 08/04/2009 at 03:42:29 PM
awesome-o 5000 said:
Its got to be a typo because of these were made for a chick they would be my little pony, strawberry short cake, glow worms, jam, twilight, harry potter, and barbie.
Posted 08/04/2009 at 03:46:53 PM
darkmagician66699 said:
One Ghostbuster's Slimer Green Ectoplasm cupcake for me! Along with a nice big cup of HI-C Ecto-Cooler!
Thx mom.
Posted 08/04/2009 at 04:57:59 PM
Zod said:
Too bad Fondant tastes like ass. I hate Fondant. Why not just use modeling clay? Tastes the same.
Posted 08/04/2009 at 04:58:59 PM
darkmagician66699 said:
One Ghostbuster's Slimer Green Ectoplasm cupcake for me please! Along with a nice big cup of HI-C Ecto-Cooler!
Thx mom.
Posted 08/04/2009 at 04:59:33 PM
darkmagician66699 said:
@Zod: Cthulu says ZOD tastes like ass!
Yo Zod. What up?
Posted 08/04/2009 at 05:01:05 PM
oreo eyes said:
i couldn't eat those cupcakes. i'd have to spray 'em with laquer and mount 'em on a wall.
Posted 08/04/2009 at 05:03:50 PM
lou-bert vs. q-bert said:
I am a nerd, but I am also a broke, hungry, self employed hardly working television freelancer.
I'd chow down on every single one of those beautiful cupcakes.
Posted 08/04/2009 at 05:06:29 PM
Rational Moderate said:
Elongated Man, Blue Beetle, and Booster Gold?!?!?
I am so impressed.
Posted 08/04/2009 at 05:53:35 PM
Hypersapien said:
Is she just her, you know, girlfriend? Or is she her girlfriend girlfriend?
Posted 08/04/2009 at 05:59:04 PM
gigshaft said:
@Lord Alvarez - Could you post your home or work address? I'd like to come over and kick you in the balls. You know, on behalf of girlfriends everywhere. And I'm not even a girl.
(And for the sake of the law enforcement officials reading this blog, I made that statement for humor purposes. I have no intention of actually going to anyone's workplace to kick anyone's balls. Please take me off your No Fly List. Thank you.)
Posted 08/04/2009 at 06:22:35 PM
Sabrina said:
Holy crap, those are the shit! I'd totally have these at my wedding! ^_^
Posted 08/04/2009 at 07:02:11 PM
Rabiesbunny said:
Buh-buh.... BOOSTER GOLD. This lady needs to teach me her ways, I want a Booster Gold cupcake! ;___;
Posted 08/04/2009 at 07:36:53 PM
Nix said:
Oh wow. These got posted. I made them.
To answer questions...
- Ex Machina (my own design, because no way in hell I was going to replicate the yin/yang with Pherson's tiger), Ghostbusters, Green Arrow & Black Canary, Red Lantern, Venom
Imperial symbol, Nightcrawler, Quicksilver, The Punisher, Thundercats, HANK FUCKIN' PYM
Decepticons, Elongated Man, Deadpool, Power Girl, Tony's arc reactor, Captain America, Autobots
Rorschach, Green Lantern, BPRD, Blue Beetle, Booster Gold, The Flash
- The orange tint to some of the red designs is a combination camera flash and having mixed the red fondant at 2am.
- Yeah, they were made out of Fondant. The fondant was flavoured with different essences so it tasted excellent, despite the still plasticy texture.
- And yes, GIRLFRIEND girlfriend. No My Little Pony cakes, sad to say.
- Ghostbuster!cake will never be eaten.
Posted 08/04/2009 at 08:18:42 PM
Chris Ward said:
@Lord Alvarez: wait...nerds shit their pants? I'm lost again.
Posted 08/04/2009 at 08:24:56 PM
Lord Alvarez said:
I guessed right on Ex Machina. Sweet.
@ Chris Ward
Yes, yes they do.
Posted 08/04/2009 at 08:30:32 PM
pwnbeaver said:
QUOTE:And yes, GIRLFRIEND girlfriend. No My Little Pony cakes, sad to say
Pics or it didn't happen.
Posted 08/04/2009 at 08:31:46 PM
Mary said:
@Lord Alvarez
It actually is red, the camera just made it look orange for some reason. She used the same fondant for that one that she used on the Ghostbusters and Autobots cupcakes.
Posted 08/04/2009 at 09:53:22 PM
Lord Alvarez, as someone who recently dressed up as a Red Lantern, I'm with you.
All around amazing stuff though. Why does no one ever make me awesome nerdy things like this?
Posted 08/04/2009 at 10:41:09 PM
Ahh just saw your comment Mary. Fair enough.
Posted 08/04/2009 at 10:41:48 PM
Mary said:
@Brion
Psst, I'm not a dude. ;)
But yeah, I wrote down all of my favorite nerdy things and she went well above and beyond what I expected. It's good to date a baker.
Posted 08/04/2009 at 11:42:22 PM
cuppy said:
@awesome-o 5000:
As a chick, a pastry student & lover of all things nerdy, I am far too OCD to ignore these few things:
1. It's Strawberry Shortcake (shortcake is one word)
2. Glo Worm (no "w" on glow)
3. It's JEM not Jam. This one hurt more than all the others. Jem is truly, truly outrageous & should be adored by all. Boy or girl. Synergy, bitches!
Plus, you didn't mention Hello Kitty and as someone with a vagina, I am offended & will probably lose sleep tonight.
@nix: Your cupcakes are full of bad-assery. This cannot be denied. However, as a complete cake fanatic, I absolutely need to know what kind of cake the actual cupcakes are!
Posted 08/04/2009 at 11:45:50 PM
Davidh said:
Nix, awesome job. If you can figure out a way to have these travel, I think you can make a fortune. I know I would put in an order. ;)
Posted 08/05/2009 at 12:17:20 AM
1punkmom said:
and hello? CHOCOLATE! @nix: I would almost leave my husband for those cupcakes.
@cuppy: Jem is truly outrageous. Truly, truly, truly outrageous. Even Andrew admits it (see Buffy Season 8).
Posted 08/05/2009 at 12:31:06 AM
Revelo said:
The Deadpool and Green Lantern ones are my favourites, but for all of them they are a fucking excellent job.
Posted 08/05/2009 at 09:22:01 AM
Dagron said:
As one of the roommates to Mary and her amazing girlfriend. I can vouch for the awesomeness of these cupcakes. Had some friends over on Sunday and celebrated her birthday. It was really difficult to eat/destroy one of these masterpieces. Most of them still remain. I ate the Venom one! The Ghostbusters one is just breathtaking.
Posted 08/05/2009 at 12:29:15 PM
Pandanator said:
I too live with Mary and her amazing girlfriend. I kept Nix company for half the time she was in the kitchen making these. It was really awesome watching her work and I learned a lot. Also I ate the Autobots cupcake and while it was delicious I felt so guilty about destroying something so awesome.
Posted 08/05/2009 at 12:47:54 PM
Pandanator said:
@cuppy: the actual cupcakes were 1 dozen devil's food cake and 1 dozen orange cake.
Posted 08/05/2009 at 01:04:51 PM
Articia said:
I....I have no words.
I envy your nerdy baking skills.
Posted 08/07/2009 at 12:10:03 PM






