Where for the fucking love of Greyhawk is Mordenkainen's Magnificent Mellow Mango or Mordenkainen's Defense Against Dehyrdration?!?

How about some love for Elminster? Or Raistlin?

*GrumbleGrumble*yetmorefourtheditionfuckingbullshitnredbitching*GrumbleGrumble*

There has been Magic the Gathering soda by Jonas for awhile. Why not D&D?

Yeah, Magic got these a few months ago. Both are owned by Wizards of the Coasts, so we'll probably see more.

I want Illithid Brain Juice! Maybe they´ll stop bugging me after a couple of them.

Or maybe it´s just tasty sauce. We´ll see about that

If they send you a pack for review, make sure you do it like the guys on Something Awful reviewed the Jones Soda Thanksgiving pack.

Meaning you videotape yourself drinking each in succession, followed by projectile vomiting.

*wonders if he could kill his neighbors dog with drawven drought*

Did you see elsewhere on the site that they also have Magic: The Gathering soda?

http://www.jonessoda.com/files/magic-thegathering-planeswalker-jones.php

I may have to order both so I can do a soda report...

Yeahhhh these are the same people who have made such hits as gravy and candy-corn flavored soda, so really, that "brain juice" might be more than a cute name, that could be the description of the product itself. I wouldn't hold it against Jones Soda, they've come up with some screwed up crap.

That's awesome, now if only the UPS guy wouldn't break it.

Lvoe it. Tho its no "Turkey N Stuffing" flavor. Course, what is?

I must have Bigby's Crushing Thirst Destroyer just because of its name. It could taste like formaldehyde and ass for all I care. I still want it.

Now if we can only get some Lovecraftian sodas:

1) Cthulhu Quencher ("It'll awaken your senses!")

2) Nyarlathopepsi ("Taste the 'Chaos Cola'! Available in Regular, Diet and Clear.")

3) Dagon Dew ("Grab a Flagon of Dagon!")

4) Grog-Sothoth ("It's out of this world, time and space!")

5) Shubbly Bubbly-Niggurath ("Will tickle your tummy with a thousand little bubbles!")

Darren, I would buy that faster than a cultist loses its mind.

Hmm... Something about the color and label... and NAME of the brain juice makes it amazingly attractive.

I'm thirsty now, all of a sudden.

MAn I really wnat some... but why oh why does Jones which is based in Quebec ship from the states! TT_TT

CAN'T POST

DROOLING

Not only is that the most amazing thing ever (I need to get them for our campaign)--I already have that drow figurine. It's sitting next to my printer with my other miniatures. I got it for my friend who was playing a drow.

this just proves dungeons and dragons will not die and wonder how much a case of the stuff is going to cost and will if it proves to be a hit other flavors get made

Let us know when Paizo comes out with a Pathfinder themed soda; I might pick that one up. I'm just not eager to sample the "Dragonborn Juice" WotC's been shilling lately.

Damn right your dad drank it.

Eh, I'll stick with the 1st edition soda.

First came mana potion which was the stupidest idea in the history of beverages. Then health potion which was the stupidest idea in the history of beverages. Then Mountain Dew forget how to spell and released horde and alliance flavor which was the stupidest idea in the history of beverages. Now looks like we have a new winner!

Having said all that, Bigby's Crushing Thirst Destroyer is awesome and I need to know where I can get some.
(There is no link in the article above)

OK great. I take 10 minutes to Google the damn soda company and order a case, and when I reload TR the damn link is there. So now I get to look like the jerk. Thank you, Firefox. Thank you so very, very much.

NEXT FROM JONES: Bouncy Bubble Beverage.

Okay, probably not.

Are the Jones sodas caffeinated at all? I definitely want to give these a shot.

Also, a line of "Doctor Who" sodas would not be remiss.

--Gallifrey Ginger Beer (Ginger Ale)
--Companion Cola
--Raxacorafallipatorian Root Beer
--Dalek Dew
--Cyberman Cream Soda
--Ood Orange
--Diet Davros
--Lemony Slitheen

Each bottle would come shaped like the TARDIS and prominently feature the character the soda represents on the label. Plus, as an added bonus, there will be ten labels (or eleven) for the Gallifrey Ginger Beer, featuring the Doctor in each of his incarnations. The Companion Cola labels would feature the most popular companion from each regeneration (hopefully, Donna will get the nod over Martha... Martha came off as too...squeamish).

woohoo that's the second thing I've sent it to be posted. One more and I'm retiring from the internets.

also I bet money sneak attack tastes like leather

@Dr Rotwang! - why does Bouncy Bubble Beverage sound so familiar? Was that the drink in Paranoia, or is my memory laughing at me again? I'd buy it.
And I wouldn't mind getting some Nuka-Cola either.

And I know there is a product called Brawndo already, but its an energy drink for some reason. Brawdo had electrolytes (its what my body craves), so Gatorade needs to get on the ball. I'd buy it.

Darren, I would totally buy those!!!!!

I couldn't even be bothered to finish reading this posting before I flew off to order the sh*t out of this stuff.

Wow. Treasure type H. That was the good one, wasn't it. That was the best one. I still remember after all these years.

And how about the limited time only "Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster"? Or "Slurm"!

The last thing gamers need are sugar-based drinks.

Where's "Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Soda"?

@Roswellianism Now see, that line of Doctor Who soda, I would totally go for. Or what about Harry Potter themed soda? Or anything from the mind of Douglas Adams (such as the oft mentioned and highly sought after Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster)?

Not so impressed with the D&D.

Ordered a six pack---

"Bigby's Crushing thirst destroyer"

Best name for anything,ever.

Wow, this reminded of the Mountain Dew Fuel that was launched for World of Warcraft. I wonder if this one tastes better?