Dungeons & Dragons: The Sodas!

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Fuck me with Treasure Type H
. Jones Soda is making official D&D sodas, and I don’t think I’ve ever wanted a beverage more in my life. If you can’t tell the flavors from the pic, they include:

? Potion of Healing
? Sneak Attack
? Bigby’s Crushing Thirst Destroyer
? Dwarven Draught
? Eldritch Blast
? Illithid Brain Juice

…And they come with a crappy Drow Assassin figurine while supplies last! Guys, I am calling up Jones right now to see if I can get a case to review, and if I can’t, I’ll just break down and buy one. I’m happy to tell you guys what they’re like, but man, I’m addicted to trying any new flavor of soda, and these have rocked my Forgotten World. I HAVE TO KNOW WHAT THESE ARE LIKE. If you’re interested in ordering some yourself, head here — and everyone thank Kevin mightily for the tip!