• I'm a member of the Imperial Senate on a disco-tastic mission to Alderaan. I've apparently always wanted to say that. Best mission ever.

• "Luke, you switched off your disco lighting. What's wrong?" "It's cool baby, it's cool."

• Open the dancefloors! Open the dancefloors!

• "One day you look at a crucifix and all you see is a Wookie on a spaceship."

• "I love disco." "I know"

• Han Solo: "Well, look at you. A dancer, huh?" Lando: "Someone must've told them about my little maneuver in the Disco of Taanab." Han Solo: "Well, don't look at me, pal. I just said you were a fair dancer. I didn't know they were lookin' for somebody to lead this crazy soul train." Lando: "I'm surprised they didn't ask you to do it." Han Solo: "Well, who says they didn't, but I ain't crazy. You're the respectable one, remember?"

• "Impressive. Most impressive. Obi-Wan has taught you well. You have controlled your groove. Now, release your funk. Only your boogie can destroy me."

• "You have only begun to discover your groove. Join me and I will complete your mixing. With our combined funk we can end this cacaphonous dominance of metal and bring phat beats to the galaxy." "I'll never join you!" "If you only knew the power of the sampler! Obi Wan never told you what happened to your DJ..." "He told me enough! He told me you killed him." "No, I am your DJ." "No... No... That's not true... That's impossible!" "Search this track: you know it to be true." "NOOOOOOOOO!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" "Luke, you can destroy the Norwegians. They have forseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rock the mic as MC and hype man."

• "Evacuate? In our moment of boogie?"

• This is not the disco you're looking for.

• "What a wonderful beat you've discovered..."

• Why you stuck up, half-witted, oily-lookin' synth-player!

• Polyester suits? Shiny medallions? The Bee Gees? A Jedi craves not these things.

• Your father was mystified by the Dark Side of the Disco. He ceased to be Anakin Skywalker and became Darth Vader. When that happened, the groovy dude who was your father was destroyed. So what I told you was true, from a certain point of groove.

• And now, young Skywalker, it's time for you to boogie

• Ladies man I am. Tell by the way I walk, you can. On a side note, whats with all the disco themed apparel lately? (I'm looking at you He-Man shirt)

• Aren't you a little short to be a Roller Disco'r?

• "Your overconfidence is your weakness." "Your faith in your funkiness is yours."

• "Into the discoteque, flyboy!"

• Boogie, or boogie not. There is no try.

• Its obvious that this can't be decided by funk alone. A dance off it must be.

• Darth Vader: Your funk is weak, old man. Obi-Wan: You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more groovy than you could possibly imagine.

• Laugh it up, Dancing Queen.

• Meh. We've seen this before. Just another variation on a theme.

• This is the music of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as rock; an elegant music for a more civilized age.

• Why do I get the feeling that Meco wears this every day of his life?

• Darth Vader " I will survive" /hey it's obviously modeled on the first Death Star.

• "The groove is with you, young Skywalker, but you are not a BeeGee yet."

• Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed; the ability to destroy Rock n' Roll is insignificant next to the power of the Funk.

• You must resist the temptations of the disco

• Polyester suits and platform shoes are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

• I have a groovy feeling about this...

• I find your lack of groove disturbing.

• She's the funkiest ship in the galaxy kid

• "Use the funk Luke."

• May the Funk be with you.

• That's no disco ball...

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