• "So this is how music dies. With thunderous applause." "Use your air. Think yourself through; the notes will follow" (And what's sad, I think several band directors have used that) "I am a wind player, and it's name is piccolo!"

• No fiddles! No fiddles! You know, I think that woodwind unit we bought may have been stolen. Your father's violin. This is the instrument of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a viola; an elegant weapon for a more civilized age.

• He's more woodwind now than brass; twisted and evil. That blast came from the Sousaphone! That thing's operational! Why you out of tune, half-witted, scruffy-looking tuba player! This may sound bad, kid, but it'll keep you in tune until I get the shelter up... Ugh. And I thought they sounded bad in the concert hall.

• Our scouts have reached the orchestra. They found the remains of a Rebel bass, but they estimate that it has been untoned for some time. They are now conducting an extensive search of the surrounding instruments.

• Mos Eisley symphony. You will never find a more wretched composition of noise and disharmony. These notes — too accurate for London Philharmonic. Only the London Symphony Orchestra is so precise. Our scouts have reached the orchestra. They found the remains of a Rebel bass, but they estimate that it has been untoned for some time. They are now conducting an extensive search of the surrounding instruments.

• These were epic, good job with the "rebel bass"

• "Well I should be. One day I will become the greatest conductor EVER. I will even learn how to stop people from breaking rhythm." "I vote that we give Chancellor Palpatine emergency batons." "Are you threatening me, Master conductor?" "The symphony will decide your fate." "I AM the symphony." (yes I'm so evil I'm digging up the prequels)

• My god, we have enough corny dialouge to make a star wars parody based around an symphony

• You've never heard of the London Philharmonic? She's the symphony that made the Kessel run in less the 10 Parsecs. (nope, didnt make sense then, doesn't make sense now)

• (for electronica fans) That's no Moog. It's a Bass Station...

• I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee sing...

• I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee sing...

• I have a band feeling about this...

• Lord Vader, this is an unexpected surprise. You honor us with your presence... You may dispense with the pleasantries Commander. I'm here to put you back on tempo. I assure you Lord Vader. My men are playing as fast as they can. Then perhaps I can find new ways to keep time. I tell you, this concerto will be operational as planned. The conductor does not share your optimistic appraisal of the performance. But he asks the impossible! I need more percussionists. Then perhaps you can tell him when he arrives. The conductor is coming here!? That is correct Commander. And he is most displeased with your apparent lack of harmony. We shall double our rehearsals!

• "I have the high notes. I cannot be defeated!"

• He should have been conducting with his light sabre!

• "Maybe you'd like it BACH in your cell, your highness." "These aren't the chords you're looking for." "Don't be too proud of this harmonious orchestration you've conducted; the ability to direct a prelude is insignificant next to the power of the Forth movement.

• JOIN ME!!!! an together we will rule the symphony!

• "Let us end this disharmonic conflict and lead the orchestra as Conductor and Soloist." "The Conductor is not as forgiving as I am."

• "We will be quite safe...from your pitiful band."

• "...And now, witness the firepower of this fully rosined and operational string section!"

• "I'll be careful..." "You'll be deaf!"

• I feel a tremolo in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old conductor.

• If you only knew the power of the sousaphone.

• "Alice Tully Hall. You'll never find a more talented hive of brass and strings."

• "He's no good to me deaf." "Put captain Solo in the cello section." "Bassoon players! We don't need that scum!" "You must go to the Dagobah System. There you will find Yoda, the Jedi maestro who conducted me."

• "The ability to play second violin is insignificant next to the power of the percussion section."

• I thought it sounded bad on the outside...

• "If this is an orchestral ship, where is the conductor?"

• "You're all clear, kid! Now let's blow this thing and go home!" - I don't think it even needs to be changed...

• "There is no try. Only play, or play not." "It's a tuba!"

• maachubo: LOL at "Rebel Bass"! "I MUST obey my Maestro."

• Where is Padme? Is she safe? Is she all right? It seems in your anger, you Drove her off to th LA Philharmonic NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

• "The drums are strong with this one"

• "I see you have constructed a new oboe. Your training is now complete"

• "Join me, and we will rule Carnegie Hall as father and son!" "I am a member of the London Symphony Orchest..." "You are part of the London Philharmonic and a traitor! Take her away!" "I grow tired of asking this, so it will be the last time. Where is the hidden Rebel Bass?" "That's it. That's the symphony and I'm sure Skywalker is there." probably more to come later...

• "I find your lack of percussion, disturbing."

• "Look into your sheet music, you know it to be true".

• "I conduct you now!"

• "The concert is now complete".

• "A tremor in the violins. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old conductor."

• I see Yoda has taught you well, but you're not an orchestra yet!

• You are unwise to lower your trombone!

• You have failed me for the last time, trumpeteer Peitt.

• "thats no tuba, its a waldhorn"

• Is it okay if I cheat and steal RemodeledCitizen's? OOOOOOBOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

• "No Luke, I am your conductor."

• Oboe-one has taught you well...

• I sense a disturbance in the flutes.

• "The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant, next to the power of the baton."

• "I am altering the tempo. Pray I don't alter it any further."

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