"I am altering the tempo. Pray I don't alter it any further."

"The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant, next to the power of the baton."

I sense a disturbance in the flutes.

Oboe-one has taught you well...

"No Luke, I am your conductor."

Is it okay if I cheat and steal RemodeledCitizen's?

OOOOOOBOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

"thats no tuba, its a waldhorn"

You have failed me for the last time, trumpeteer Peitt.

You are unwise to lower your trombone!

I see Yoda has taught you well, but you're not an orchestra yet!

"The concert is now complete".

"I conduct you now!"

"A tremor in the violins. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old conductor."

"Look into your sheet music, you know it to be true".

"I find your lack of percussion, disturbing."

"I see you have constructed a new oboe. Your training is now complete"

"Join me, and we will rule Carnegie Hall as father and son!"

"I am a member of the London Symphony Orchest..."
"You are part of the London Philharmonic and a traitor! Take her away!"

"I grow tired of asking this, so it will be the last time. Where is the hidden Rebel Bass?"

"That's it. That's the symphony and I'm sure Skywalker is there."

probably more to come later...

"The drums are strong with this one"

Where is Padme? Is she safe? Is she all right?
It seems in your anger, you Drove her off to th LA Philharmonic
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

maachubo: LOL at "Rebel Bass"!

"I MUST obey my Maestro."

"There is no try. Only play, or play not."

"It's a tuba!"

“You’re all clear, kid! Now let’s blow this thing and go home!”

- I don't think it even needs to be changed...

"If this is an orchestral ship, where is the conductor?"

I thought it sounded bad on the outside...

"The ability to play second violin is insignificant next to the power of the percussion section."

"He's no good to me deaf."

"Put captain Solo in the cello section."

"Bassoon players! We don't need that scum!"

"You must go to the Dagobah System. There you will find Yoda, the Jedi maestro who conducted me."

If you only knew the power of the sousaphone.

"Alice Tully Hall. You'll never find a more talented hive of brass and strings."

I feel a tremolo in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old conductor.

"I'll be careful..."
"You'll be deaf!"

"...And now, witness the firepower of this fully rosined and operational string section!"

"We will be quite safe...from your pitiful band."

"Let us end this disharmonic conflict and lead the orchestra as Conductor and Soloist."

"The Conductor is not as forgiving as I am."

JOIN ME!!!! an together we will rule the symphony!

"Maybe you'd like it BACH in your cell, your highness."

"These aren't the chords you're looking for."

"Don't be too proud of this harmonious orchestration you've conducted; the ability to direct a prelude is insignificant next to the power of the Forth movement.

He should have been conducting with his light sabre!

"I have the high notes. I cannot be defeated!"

Lord Vader, this is an unexpected surprise. You honor us with your presence...

You may dispense with the pleasantries Commander. I'm here to put you back on tempo.

I assure you Lord Vader. My men are playing as fast as they can.

Then perhaps I can find new ways to keep time.

I tell you, this concerto will be operational as planned.

The conductor does not share your optimistic appraisal of the performance.

But he asks the impossible! I need more percussionists.

Then perhaps you can tell him when he arrives.

The conductor is coming here!?

That is correct Commander. And he is most displeased with your apparent lack of harmony.

We shall double our rehearsals!

I have a band feeling about this...

I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee sing...

I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee sing...

(for electronica fans)

That's no Moog. It's a Bass Station...

You've never heard of the London Philharmonic? She's the symphony that made the Kessel run in less the 10 Parsecs.

(nope, didnt make sense then, doesn't make sense now)

My god, we have enough corny dialouge to make a star wars parody based around an symphony

"Well I should be. One day I will become the greatest conductor EVER. I will even learn how to stop people from breaking rhythm."

"I vote that we give Chancellor Palpatine emergency batons."

"Are you threatening me, Master conductor?"
"The symphony will decide your fate."
"I AM the symphony."

(yes I'm so evil I'm digging up the prequels)

These were epic, good job with the "rebel bass"

Mos Eisley symphony. You will never find a more wretched composition of noise and disharmony.

These notes — too accurate for London Philharmonic. Only the London Symphony Orchestra is so precise.

Our scouts have reached the orchestra. They found the remains of a Rebel bass, but they estimate that it has been untoned for some time. They are now conducting an extensive search of the surrounding instruments.

Our scouts have reached the orchestra. They found the remains of a Rebel bass, but they estimate that it has been untoned for some time. They are now conducting an extensive search of the surrounding instruments.

He's more woodwind now than brass; twisted and evil.

That blast came from the Sousaphone! That thing's operational!

Why you out of tune, half-witted, scruffy-looking tuba player!

This may sound bad, kid, but it'll keep you in tune until I get the shelter up... Ugh. And I thought they sounded bad in the concert hall.

No fiddles!
No fiddles!

You know, I think that woodwind unit we bought may have been stolen.

Your father's violin. This is the instrument of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a viola; an elegant weapon for a more civilized age.

"So this is how music dies. With thunderous applause."

"Use your air. Think yourself through; the notes will follow" (And what's sad, I think several band directors have used that)

"I am a wind player, and it's name is piccolo!"