Let's do this thing, shall we?
• The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but the learner. Now I am the conductor."
• "You don't know the power of the brass side."
• "Asteroids do not concern me, Admiral. I want that clarinet solo, not excuses."
I await your contributions in the comments.
Comments
mythbri said:
"I am altering the tempo. Pray I don't alter it any further."
Posted 10/29/2009 at 05:09:11 PM
Hmmm... said:
"The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant, next to the power of the baton."
Posted 10/29/2009 at 05:09:18 PM
DoctorSmashy said:
Is it okay if I cheat and steal RemodeledCitizen's?
OOOOOOBOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Posted 10/29/2009 at 05:24:35 PM
JPyke said:
I see Yoda has taught you well, but you're not an orchestra yet!
Posted 10/29/2009 at 06:01:10 PM
Aladdin Sane said:
"A tremor in the violins. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old conductor."
Posted 10/29/2009 at 06:09:51 PM
nightcrawler666 said:
"Look into your sheet music, you know it to be true".
Posted 10/29/2009 at 06:10:46 PM
Plaidstallions said:
"I see you have constructed a new oboe. Your training is now complete"
Posted 10/29/2009 at 06:17:35 PM
maachubo said:
"Join me, and we will rule Carnegie Hall as father and son!"
"I am a member of the London Symphony Orchest..."
"You are part of the London Philharmonic and a traitor! Take her away!"
"I grow tired of asking this, so it will be the last time. Where is the hidden Rebel Bass?"
"That's it. That's the symphony and I'm sure Skywalker is there."
probably more to come later...
Posted 10/29/2009 at 06:17:48 PM
sal said:
Where is Padme? Is she safe? Is she all right?
It seems in your anger, you Drove her off to th LA Philharmonic
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Posted 10/29/2009 at 06:32:14 PM
mythbri said:
maachubo: LOL at "Rebel Bass"!
"I MUST obey my Maestro."
Posted 10/29/2009 at 06:43:49 PM
Gleeman said:
"There is no try. Only play, or play not."
"It's a tuba!"
Posted 10/29/2009 at 07:03:28 PM
wublub said:
“You’re all clear, kid! Now let’s blow this thing and go home!”
- I don't think it even needs to be changed...
Posted 10/29/2009 at 07:49:26 PM
WordsManifest said:
"If this is an orchestral ship, where is the conductor?"
Posted 10/29/2009 at 07:51:08 PM
ninja6fett said:
"He's no good to me deaf."
"Put captain Solo in the cello section."
"Bassoon players! We don't need that scum!"
"You must go to the Dagobah System. There you will find Yoda, the Jedi maestro who conducted me."
Posted 10/29/2009 at 08:34:16 PM
Nameless Grunt said:
"Alice Tully Hall. You'll never find a more talented hive of brass and strings."
Posted 10/29/2009 at 08:50:29 PM
Kris said:
"...And now, witness the firepower of this fully rosined and operational string section!"
Posted 10/29/2009 at 10:32:08 PM
Bolo Unit BRL said:
"Let us end this disharmonic conflict and lead the orchestra as Conductor and Soloist."
"The Conductor is not as forgiving as I am."
Posted 10/30/2009 at 12:11:47 AM
JONES said:
JOIN ME!!!! an together we will rule the symphony!
Posted 10/30/2009 at 12:44:57 AM
Kuro said:
"Maybe you'd like it BACH in your cell, your highness."
"These aren't the chords you're looking for."
"Don't be too proud of this harmonious orchestration you've conducted; the ability to direct a prelude is insignificant next to the power of the Forth movement.
Posted 10/30/2009 at 01:36:27 AM
Mock26 said:
He should have been conducting with his light sabre!
Posted 10/30/2009 at 01:42:15 AM
JPyke said:
Lord Vader, this is an unexpected surprise. You honor us with your presence...
You may dispense with the pleasantries Commander. I'm here to put you back on tempo.
I assure you Lord Vader. My men are playing as fast as they can.
Then perhaps I can find new ways to keep time.
I tell you, this concerto will be operational as planned.
The conductor does not share your optimistic appraisal of the performance.
But he asks the impossible! I need more percussionists.
Then perhaps you can tell him when he arrives.
The conductor is coming here!?
That is correct Commander. And he is most displeased with your apparent lack of harmony.
We shall double our rehearsals!
Posted 10/30/2009 at 05:09:06 AM
Sci-Fi Gene said:
I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee sing...
Posted 10/30/2009 at 05:12:55 AM
Sci-Fi Gene said:
I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee sing...
Posted 10/30/2009 at 06:31:08 AM
Sci-Fi Gene said:
(for electronica fans)
That's no Moog. It's a Bass Station...
Posted 10/30/2009 at 06:38:58 AM
Pastiche said:
You've never heard of the London Philharmonic? She's the symphony that made the Kessel run in less the 10 Parsecs.
(nope, didnt make sense then, doesn't make sense now)
Posted 10/30/2009 at 09:54:34 AM
Zeig said:
My god, we have enough corny dialouge to make a star wars parody based around an symphony
Posted 10/30/2009 at 10:59:39 AM
Nate Winchester said:
"Well I should be. One day I will become the greatest conductor EVER. I will even learn how to stop people from breaking rhythm."
"I vote that we give Chancellor Palpatine emergency batons."
"Are you threatening me, Master conductor?"
"The symphony will decide your fate."
"I AM the symphony."
(yes I'm so evil I'm digging up the prequels)
Posted 10/30/2009 at 11:17:00 AM
KY waterfall said:
These were epic, good job with the "rebel bass"
Posted 10/30/2009 at 12:57:43 PM
nick said:
Mos Eisley symphony. You will never find a more wretched composition of noise and disharmony.
These notes — too accurate for London Philharmonic. Only the London Symphony Orchestra is so precise.
Our scouts have reached the orchestra. They found the remains of a Rebel bass, but they estimate that it has been untoned for some time. They are now conducting an extensive search of the surrounding instruments.
Posted 10/30/2009 at 01:54:08 PM
nick said:
Our scouts have reached the orchestra. They found the remains of a Rebel bass, but they estimate that it has been untoned for some time. They are now conducting an extensive search of the surrounding instruments.
Posted 10/30/2009 at 01:55:06 PM
Bobyn said:
He's more woodwind now than brass; twisted and evil.
That blast came from the Sousaphone! That thing's operational!
Why you out of tune, half-witted, scruffy-looking tuba player!
This may sound bad, kid, but it'll keep you in tune until I get the shelter up... Ugh. And I thought they sounded bad in the concert hall.
Posted 10/30/2009 at 02:08:26 PM
Gleeman said:
No fiddles!
No fiddles!
You know, I think that woodwind unit we bought may have been stolen.
Your father's violin. This is the instrument of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a viola; an elegant weapon for a more civilized age.
Posted 10/30/2009 at 05:56:01 PM
Squeek said:
"So this is how music dies. With thunderous applause."
"Use your air. Think yourself through; the notes will follow" (And what's sad, I think several band directors have used that)
"I am a wind player, and it's name is piccolo!"
Posted 11/04/2009 at 05:21:33 PM






