By Rob Bricken in
Movies
Thursday, Nov. 5 2009 @ 12:15PM
Alien Vs. Ninja is a Japanese movie that's happening. It's going to exist in the near future. The synopsis, courtesy of Twitch:
Once upon a time in Japan, there was a band of great Ninja warriors led by Yamata called Iga Ninja. One day they witness a flash in the sky and a roaring giant ball of fire crashes into the distant forest. The warriors rush into the deep woods in an attempt to identify the mysterious fireball. There, instead of finding predictable enemies, they are stunned to face never-seen-before creatures with claws and fangs, the aliens! The hungry brutal aliens start to savage and feast on the Ninja warriors, leaving only a few to survive. Yamata and his warriors swear to avenge their comrades' deaths and risk their lives to challenge the aliens. However, none of the Ninja weapons, neither their swords nor their throwing stars, has any affect on the alien warriors. Now the Japanese greatest Iga Ninja face the biggest challenge ever!I think I speak for everyone when I say FUCK AND YES.
35 comments
Comments
Kebabyuchenko said:
I think I just cum in my pants...
Kaoy said:
@Kebabyuchenko: We should get a support group set up, because I think that's about to become an epidemic.
EVula said:
I want to see this so badly that words fail me.
Segasonicdude said:
WHERES THE TRAILER!?!?!?!
if this was American Made I would just say Meh
But Japan?
Crazy stuff Guaranteed!
Whowhatwhere said:
Awesome! Pure and complete awesome!
Brion said:
If this somehow had a viking in the film I would consider it a god.
I want.... NOW!
Lo Pan said:
Sushi Typhoon vs. My Wallet!!!!!!!!!!!! Bastards.
ninjaclownster said:
Okay...
Black Snow said:
Finally something AWESOME! You haven't been bringing the cool today but this totally redeemed the entire day.
1stKira said:
fucking. a!
doc_ock_4mugen said:
Add another one to the list of people infected with Ijustcameinmypantsitis...
BTW Rob: wasn't it supposed to be SKYWALK AND YES! Hmm?
peppernator said:
FUCK AND YES! THIS WILL BE TOTALLY AWESOMNESS. SO MUCH WIN IN JUST ONE FLICK.
Geoff said:
They're gonna get sued so fast for the usage of the "Av(x)" thing that their heads are going to spin.
Geez, neat idea, but that's just asking for trouble.
Manwards said:
Geoff, if The Asylum, an American company, can safely release "AvH: Alien vs. Hunter", "The Terminators", "Transmorphers" and "The Day The Earth Stopped", I'm fairly sure a Japanese company isn't going to get sued for this.
Monkey boy said:
You lost me at "...is a Japanese movie." I'm sure this movie will find a way to take a huge crap on it's sEemingly awesome promise...perhaps literally.
DoctorSmashy said:
Change the title to Alien Vs Ninja Vs Many, Many Naked Women and we might just have the single greatest achievement in the history of cinema. Either that or that'll be the porno version's name.
Ryan said:
The Ninja outfit looks like a live-action Ninja Gaiden! Awesome!
Geoff said:
"Geoff, if The Asylum, an American company, can safely release "AvH: Alien vs. Hunter", "The Terminators", "Transmorphers" and "The Day The Earth Stopped", I'm fairly sure a Japanese company isn't going to get sued for this."
No money in suing the Asylum (and I remember an entertainment lawyer I know once telling me that they're set up in such a way as to be practically litigation-proof). This looks like a major studio release, which makes it a much juicier target.
Lo Pan said:
Lest you forget Banana Street!!!!!
Beast said:
This movie looks better than skywalking!
PM said:
So simple, yet so perfect. Skywalk yeah!
CaptainLoquacious said:
Sweet Skywalking Jesus! I have never wanted to see a movie more than this one.
Boyle said:
I would prefer ninja vs. samurai vs. alien. Samurai are much cooler than ninjas.
tvtastegood said:
HOLY SKYWALK LOBSTERS!!!! Sweet Evil Flying Jesus this has greatness written in Alien blood all over it!!
I will own this and turn it into a drinking game!
One drink for severed limbs
Two drinks for decapitations
Three drinks for random acts of ninja badassery
Waterfall for ninja kicks that lead directly to a death.
Don't think it works?
Check out the movie Versus
Its zombies vs ninja yakuza mobsters and if you play the game you will be drunk within a half hour.
KaiserX said:
Don't be too excited.
It will be bought by Fox, and Fox execs will believe that the movie:
a) it's too complicated fr US audiences.
b) it's villains lack emotional depth.
c) it lacks branding.
So, they're going to take these steps:
a) Hire michael bay to re-shoot it.
b) Re-write the aliens to make them resented family members of the aliens captured during the roswell incident (it doesn't matter that roswell is centuries in the future, it's bay after all).
c) Add Megan Fox as a strong american woman who escaped from her american colonialist boyfriend.
d) Add 30 minutes of alien background to create a whole line of happy meal alien-inspired toys.
e) Add Accelerator suits to the ninjas.
f) Add Katt Williams as comedic relief as a escapee from the aliens.
more changes later,
KX.
Kaoy said:
You know, looking at that poster now that my eyes have adjusted to the awesome levels and am no longer blinded by it, a single thought came to mind: That is a really bad place for his sword to be. I mean, it could easily get stuck on the lip of the V and then come out at an odd angle thanks to the slant of the A's spike. He could really hurt himself trying to swing that thing as is. I mean, ninja swords are sharp, but not so much that they can slice thru a couple centimeters of solid metal.
Gleeman said:
All it needs is space pirates and it would be the most awesome movie ever made, period.
The Great A'Tuin said:
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.
HeroPower said:
I think it's funny that it's "AVN" considering that is also the name of a porn company.
cocacolaoso said:
They have me at "Nikkatsu Studios", the house of demented & awesome movies!
And yes "AVN" = "Adult Video News"...that's what I heard...
NeoXorn said:
Thank you, Japan! =)
Nick said:
I like the site, but all you guys suddenly adopting 'fuck and yes' is a bit like watching the WNBA hold a dunk competition.
pokefreaks said:
Ninjas need to show some alien scum that who have the real ultimate power in the whole damn universe.
Stanley Ipkis said:
I love it! There's coming out a shit load of Ninja movies from Japan again and that is beautiful. AvN looks very much like a wet dream to me. :)
Funky said:
And once again I have to change my pants. Thank you topless robot.
