You may have heard of this singing contest we've got in England, The X Factor. It spawned Leona Lewis? Simon Cowell is one of the judges? No?
Anyway, the show is in something like its fifth season, and right now there's a big ruckus because these two Irish twins, John and Edward, are the favourite to win and recieved more public votes than any other singer in the contest last week - even though they are tone deaf. You can find loads of 'Jedward' clips on Youtube, but alI you really need to know is that they cannot sing. They are in a singing contest, and they cannot sing. Hell, even Gordon Brown said they suck. But, despite their sickly demeanor and ridiculous hair, the British public love 'em. Because the British public are idiots. Every week the twins come on to stage with a big, cheesy production, nervously stare at the audience and basically shout into their mikes, while the judge who is stuck with their category, resident Irish twat Louis Walsh, grins smugly and says things like 'They put the fun factor in X Factor!' and 'They are entertaining, and this is an entertainment show!' Umm, no it isn't, Louis. It's a singing show.
You're probably wondering what this has to do with your pop culture/nerd blog. Well, this Saturday, it was movie night for The X Factor, and the song the twins performed was - yep, you guessed it. Ghostbusters. That iconic, brilliant, awesome theme was killed on November 7th, at precisely 9:00pm. This is the upsetting footage:
A personal highlight is when Mr Stay Puft struts onto the stage and starts to boogie down. Ha. Hahahahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHADIDIMENTIONTHESEGUYSDoctorSmashy, thank you for bringing the wretchedness of "Jedward" into my life, and also for doing my work for me. Even the article title is his, which I stole because it was so, so perfect. Magnifique, sirrah!
ARETHEFAVOURITETOWIN?!!!?
I might as well give up. I seem to be the only person left in Britain who hasn't fallen under their pale, skinny spell. But as long as you keep spreading the hate on your seldom-read nerd blog, their uppance will come.
Comments
Keepoffthegrass said:
I would rather listen the the music from the Ghostbusters NES game then this.
Posted 11/09/2009 at 04:19:54 PM
King Psyz is rocking with Eddie Riggs said:
so someone cloned Adam Glambert and sent a pair over to England to wreck havoc?
videos blocked at work so that's my assumption
Posted 11/09/2009 at 04:20:18 PM
doc_ock_4mugen said:
It seems that Twilight related crap and FFF are not needed to make me feel like a piece of me has died...
Posted 11/09/2009 at 04:23:47 PM
CaffeinatedWriter said:
That was... physically painful. I have no words.
Posted 11/09/2009 at 04:23:54 PM
Merle said:
Wow that was painful.
@King Psyz
It's more like Sanjaya 2 then Glambert
Posted 11/09/2009 at 04:29:29 PM
Wesley Smith said:
Thank VoteForTheWorst.com. I don't usually pay attention to that site outside of the current American Idol season, but they've evidently been pushing for these guys to win, and the voting sample is small enough in England to make an impact.
Posted 11/09/2009 at 04:32:21 PM
CoolBrit said:
The twins were in the bottom two and Simon put it to deadlock and the public vote. They had more votes than the other singer and got through. There's no chance of them winning, but it's fun to watch and see what they try to murder the following week.
Posted 11/09/2009 at 04:37:44 PM
EVula said:
Boy, that first reviewer hit the nail on the head. Even Simon's assessment I can't necessarily disagree with 100%.
But the Irish chick and the last guy to speak? No. They are wrong.
Posted 11/09/2009 at 04:43:22 PM
Hmmm... said:
From the country that gave us the Beatles comes...
Posted 11/09/2009 at 04:57:55 PM
BorgQueen said:
They should be ashamed
So, can Americans finally stop apologizing for William Hung now?
Posted 11/09/2009 at 05:04:57 PM
Charlie said:
Hmmm: Ireland and the UK aren't the same country.
Anyway The X-Factor is a (hugely popular alas) abomination and it drives me nuts every year.
Posted 11/09/2009 at 05:35:40 PM
steeveedee said:
What a steaming pile of shit. Just goes to show you that American tweenie-boppers aren't the only brainless twats in the world. England is full of them too! And it wasn't entertaining or in any way shape or form 'good.' I guarantee these two dancing turds will wind up with a recording deal and take over the world. Then, my friends, the terrorists truly have won.
Oh, and those two female judges are friggin' gorgeous! WOW!
Posted 11/09/2009 at 05:45:37 PM
Charlie said:
Those two female judges are bloody awful (well one is annoying and the other is extremely annoying) and wearing enough make up to sink a battleship.
Posted 11/09/2009 at 05:47:48 PM
Catherine said:
I'm so glad I decided to not watch x factor this year.
Posted 11/09/2009 at 05:52:53 PM
DoctorSmashy said:
Just for all you non-Brits:
The Australian female judge is Dannii Minogue (sister of Kylie) and the other female judge is Cheryl Cole, member of singing contest-winning girlband Girls Aloud and wife of Ashley Cole, a footballer.
Posted 11/09/2009 at 05:54:24 PM
Durandal said:
The X factor got interesting this year.
Vote for the Worst Victory!
Posted 11/09/2009 at 06:15:12 PM
Spongestar Screampants said:
I watched up until the 'who you gonna call?' bit and then I had to call my mom and cry to her a little.
Now I shall go force myself to watch the rest because I hate myself that much.
Posted 11/09/2009 at 06:19:35 PM
Aaron said:
I had to stop the video twice so that I could take a break before trying to listen again. Then I gave up at around the half-way point and just fast-forwarded to the judges.
It was too much. There is no way I can watch that whole thing without being physically forced Clockwork Orange style.
Posted 11/09/2009 at 06:26:38 PM
Paolo Mongon said:
That last dude totally wants to pack their fudge.
Posted 11/09/2009 at 06:36:56 PM
demoncat said:
after seeing the murder of the ghost buster's theme not to mention stay puff losing what little cool he had left. is what is in the judges drinks to keep letting john and edward through when even Simon stated they can not sing and are in a singing contest. not to mention what is with their hair dos sad to say ghost busters just when it was showing new life has been struck a blow by the name of john and edward.
Posted 11/09/2009 at 06:37:12 PM
Matt said:
These guys were just awesome.
Go watch their Britney performance. Fucking brilliant.
Posted 11/09/2009 at 06:54:08 PM
Mock26 said:
Meh. Look at how many of the American Idol winners have not amounted to much of anything? Ruben Studdard was dropped from the record label that signed him. The same is true of Fantasia and Taylor Hicks. Taylor hicks has been reduced to performing at bars. The TV shows make more money than music producers lose on putting out records for these crappy winners.
Posted 11/09/2009 at 07:03:56 PM
Trism said:
Ah DoctorSmashy, I feel your pain so bad. I felt for sure that when they got to the bottom 2 this week they would finally be gone, but noooooooo Simon has to pussy out and 'let the public decide'. Bullshit. BUUUUUUUUUUULLSHIT I SAY. All last week he was very publicly saying shit like 'if those 2 win then I'm going leave the country' and he finally gets the chance to get rid of them AND HE PASSES IT UP. Such utter crap.
Posted 11/09/2009 at 07:25:50 PM
Asat said:
I beg to differ, Smashy: "Top of the Pops" is a singing show. "X Factor" is a talent show. The purpose of talent shows, since long before the days of television, has been to allow village idiots to parade around on stage and allow the locals to jeer at them. Looks like that mission statement is being upheld to the letter here.
Anyone who tunes in to X Factor or American Idol expecting to discover a homegrown vocal savant is indulging a fantasy about good ol' fashioned HEART winning out over multi-million dollar production and decades of hard work. Such folk deserve the Sanjayas they get.
Posted 11/09/2009 at 09:31:44 PM
Mock26 said:
Someone said, "Village idiot!" Someone said, "Village idiot!"
Posted 11/09/2009 at 10:50:20 PM
cocacolaoso said:
¿!¿Que Demonios es esto?!?!
Where is Susan Boyle when your need her?
Posted 11/09/2009 at 11:08:45 PM
Dork Loser said:
It's universal: everyone loves to watch fail. Also, Joss Whedon rules. That is all.
Posted 11/09/2009 at 11:27:42 PM
Jon said:
They can't sing, they can't dance, they can't act. Why do people love them? Do they sparkle in the sunlight too, with edward cullen? I think that's why.
Posted 11/10/2009 at 12:24:10 AM
hut said:
man, listen to the new Aaron carter, these guys are awesome, if you think they suck, you're major jealous
Posted 11/10/2009 at 01:07:59 AM
Commissioner said:
As an Irishman I have to apologise to the world. In our defence theyre hated here in Ireland. Iam so so sorry.
Posted 11/10/2009 at 01:15:20 AM
Eozen said:
Can't believe no one has invoked WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS just yet.
Where is your meme now, Topless Robot?
Posted 11/10/2009 at 01:33:02 AM
Arno said:
I'm British, so I was already familiar with these guys, and I have to say that I'm praying that they win the whole competition. I know they won't, but I really want them to nonetheless.
I love watching them murder songs, because it's SO. FUCKING. FUNNY.
I'd much rather see these guys win (who i'll admit are tone-deaf, but who are also massively entertaining), than suffer yet another carbon-copy factory produced warbler (which is quite frankly what all the other contestants are).
I know it's a singing competition, but no one with an iota of musical taste would take ANYONE on this show seriously, so I'm just revelling in the hilarious awfulness of the twins.
Take these guys out of the show, and it's just a boring procession of drones.
Jedward to win!
Posted 11/10/2009 at 04:05:34 AM
Soylent Robot said:
dont worry, we hate them too in our little town
Posted 11/10/2009 at 05:47:57 AM
abob said:
What if they were deliberately kept for the show to increase ratings? I mean, there're probably more people talking about the show now than ever before = free publicity.
Posted 11/10/2009 at 06:20:11 AM
Mark said:
In all fairness though as much as they are crap...there is worse...that idiot Lloyd Daniels...he can't sing high notes, his version of Stand by me was far worse than these two fools.
Posted 11/10/2009 at 06:44:52 AM
Trism said:
Just to jump on the bandwagon...
Posted 11/10/2009 at 06:53:37 AM
Baltimoron said:
I'm shocked Dannii Minogue didn't call them "boggy cunts" or something equally offensive.
Posted 11/10/2009 at 07:43:58 AM
EspanolBot said:
Ah, not everyone in the UK likes them.
My family tend to like the contestant Danyl Johnson for example, due partly to him being my sisters' dancing and singing teacher.
Here's a link to him singing Purple Rain,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAfCjj1vRQ4
Funny fact: the judges to keep Jedward in the competition are the ones who repeatedly attempt to get Johnson out, even though he can at least sing somewhat.
Posted 11/10/2009 at 10:12:41 AM
DoctorSmashy said:
@Asat: I would say Britain's Got Talent is the talent show. You can audition with any kind of act - magic, dancing, opera or whatever, whereas you can only enter for the X Factor if your act is singing. And I know it's a sham. They put the bad ones all the way through to the end just to get people talking, then let the predictably mediocre singers win.
But there are, or at least have been, decent singers on the show, and it's unfair to those people that acts like Jedward keep getting a chance. My email wasn't 'jeering'. I don't phone in and tell them they suck. I just wanted to show like-minded people the massive fail that is Jedward because, in my opinion, it is unfair.
Posted 11/10/2009 at 11:05:08 AM
8den said:
I was going to point out that the English gave us 8 centuries of oppression, Cromwell, the famine, and so forth. Then I was going to throw back that Louis Walsh, Boyzone, Bono and Jedward were a small price to pay. But then for jesus sake I watched this.
Fucking hell. Do you know these two cunts grace the front page of the tabloids over in England at the moment? Daily? On several papers.
And here's the best bit they're only popular because english fuckwits vote for them. It's like self inflicted syphilis.
English Idiots.
Posted 11/10/2009 at 01:34:02 PM
Asat said:
DrSmashy: True enough, X Factor is a limited-scope talent show, and I can see calling it a "singing show". I just meant to emphasize that there are venues (like TOTP) for singers who came up through the traditional ranks, as opposed to these "overnight fame" contests.
Not to defend tradition. The music industry is notoriously corrupt and lots of good singers get nowhere while pretty nincompoops sign three-album contracts. But televised contests don't remedy that problem. They just promote a new strain of nincompoop.
My money's on the Internet for giving real artists a fair shake. YouTube + Paypal = a chance at earning a living.
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