Tim Curry's 10 Weirdest Roles

By Rob Bricken in Cartoons, Daily Lists, Movies, TV
Thursday, Nov. 12 2009 @ 8:04AM
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By Ethan Kaye

Tim Curry is awesome. This is a fact that nerds do not dispute. Whether it's his film career, his many TV appearances, or even his sizable body of voice acting work, the English actor gives every role his all, which is incredibly impressive when you realize the man had seven different roles in the TV series Dinosaurs. In fact, Curry -- whether intentionally or unintentionally -- has managed to snag some of the craziest damn roles that Hollywood had to offer, and he played them as weird as MPAA and FCC would allow. In fact, he was originally cast as the voice of the Joker in Batman: TAS, but had to be replaced by Mark Hamill because his performance was too crazy. We solute Mr. Curry work with a look at his 10 finest -- and most bizarre -- roles.

10) Long John Silver, Muppet Treasure Island

Many people have been pirates, and some have been singing pirates. But a pirate who sings to Muppets? Curry probably raced to put on the pirate clothes and make-up. He couldn't wait to stalk around and communicate with puppets. Why? Because in Tim Curry's mind, that's "acting." Sure, John Cleese, Steve Martin, Charles Grodin, and Richar Pryor all worked with the Muppets, but they didn't dress as pirates with goofy accents.

9) Mr. Jigsaw, National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1

To be fair, 1993's Loaded Weapon 1 was not one of the best films  to dangle the name "National Lampoon" in front of it, but in the sea of celeb cameos, Curry got the weird end of the stick. Henchman to an evil William Shatner? We'll buy that. German-accented henchman who will dress up as a Girl Scout (with beard intact) and then gleefully murder Whoopie Goldberg because she knows the secret of cocaine cookies? We're not so sure.

8) MAL, Captain Planet
When you're searching for voice actors to play your evil pollution computer, why not go with the best? A green head on a screen, a big load of green in the bank, who would say no to that? Plus you get to speak very highly about killing the planet and poisoning kids, and your boss is that sexy evil chick with the wicked hair. The downside? Your action figure. Really, it looks like someone painted a graffiti face on an overhead projector.

7) Gomez Addams, Addams Family Reunion

When no one wanted to show up for the third Addams Family movie, Curry who played massive butler Lurch in the first two installments solemnly raised his hand and said, "I shall be the one who plays Gomez Addams." Playing a character from a Chas Addams cartoon was weird for Raul Julia, but trying to follow the late original Gomez Addams? Insanity. The straight-to-video threequel was a predictable bomb, but hey, at least it was usually on the shelf at Blockbuster when you were stoned.

6) Hexxus, FernGully

Tim must have sent a note to his agent saying, "If there's any part that involves me being a non-human that wants nothing more than to pollute the Earth, GET ME THAT ROLE." Hexxus is a lot like MAL in that he really hates the ecosystem and is also composed out of non-organic matter. He's a big smokey thing that lives in a tree. He fights fairies in a rainforest and a bat with wires in his damn head. Let's not talk any more about this ass-awful movie, shall we?