From the very specific site Biped Robot News Japan:
ROBO-ONE GATE is biped robot competition which ROBO-ONE entertainment exclusive office manages. ROBO-ONE GATE has aimed toward the development of the biped robot competition which it can participate with ease even with the beginner, and the demand enlargement of humanoid hobby robot. The 1st to 4th ROBO-ONE GATE competitions were robot fight tournament and the 5th and 6th were changed to robot dancing competition. The preliminary event of the 14th ROBO-ONE tournament was Robot dancing. Robot dancing is expected to be a new popular robot competition. ... The winner of the 6th competition got the right of joining the 17th ROBO-ONE tournament on March 21st, 2010.I would like to add AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The most impressed robot was Doka Harumi by Doka Project. The weight was about 15 kg. She danced very smooth and charming as a young girl. The champoion was `RyukiⅡ` by AZM LAB, danced `Joyful`Ikimonogakari.
KILL IT KILL IT FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY AAAA FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Via Geekologie)
Comments
Eponymous said:
Umm, yeah... this on the heels of reports of people marrying dolls. I'm not sure I want to know anything else about Japan for a while...
Posted 12/02/2009 at 02:04:15 PM
Mick said:
It's gonna be just like V. First we think they're friends, and then BOOM, invasion!
Posted 12/02/2009 at 02:08:44 PM
Mr. Poopoopachu said:
It's wearing Crocs. I now know how to identify all the cyborgs in our society.
Posted 12/02/2009 at 02:11:33 PM
mursedon said:
oh lord, that's *awful*! the video for beck's "hell yes" is so much better. this... this is just crap. looks like an erector set wearing a bad wig.
Posted 12/02/2009 at 02:36:30 PM
Redicular said:
When the apocalypse happens will there be a warning, or was that it?
Posted 12/02/2009 at 02:37:20 PM
Sylvia said:
Great. They have made a robot which accurately mimics my awkward dancing at primary school discos when I was ten. Go Japan!
Posted 12/02/2009 at 02:46:53 PM
LAO said:
Was that the fucking 'lucky star' dance?
Either way, Hello Nightmare Train! WOO WOOOO!
Posted 12/02/2009 at 02:49:32 PM
Chief Supreme said:
For a site called "Topless Robot" You certainly fear the advancement in female robot technology.
And for good reason, that thing is terrifying. I hope that convention hall is rigged with EMP generators to fry any fembots that are programmed to kill.
Posted 12/02/2009 at 02:52:40 PM
BorgQueen said:
It's happened before and it will happen again......
Posted 12/02/2009 at 03:01:29 PM
Ranchoth said:
For some reason, it seems especially, appropriately ominous that this robot looked it's (er..."her"?) most eerily lifelike when it was just at the beginning and ending of it's routine...when it was standing at what could be described as "parade rest," as if awaiting orders. Impatiently.
In the words of Herbert West, "it's the finish."
Posted 12/02/2009 at 03:05:29 PM
Sigue said:
One more step towards schoolgirl sexbots, one more step towards schoolgirl Terminators that put on pop concerts in between destroying humanity. I'm not sure if I should be aroused, afraid, or some combination of the two.
Posted 12/02/2009 at 03:09:49 PM
MattK said:
I think Japan just won the contest for new Topless Robot mascot.
Worst thing about this, the perverts will eventually make a porno video of someone doing a robot like this...most likely cosplaying an anime character.
Fan Fiction Friday will most likely evolve into video showcases.
Posted 12/02/2009 at 03:10:46 PM
Frito at Tinagra replied to bookfisher:
Ive got my Orange Catholic Bible ready.
Posted 12/02/2009 at 05:23:26 PM
Art F replied to Frito at Tinagra:
Well played Humans. No Gom-jabbar for you.
Posted 12/03/2009 at 12:20:59 AM
keepoffthegrass said:
those are some of the coldest souless jazz hands i've ever seen.
Posted 12/02/2009 at 04:08:14 PM
E.T.Smith said:
Jesus ... its like watching a stiff corpse dance.
Posted 12/02/2009 at 04:48:50 PM
Eric in Philly said:
the japanese will be fucking their robots in less than 10 years, quote me
Posted 12/02/2009 at 05:06:15 PM
spamweez@earthlink.net said:
I know he's trying to keep it from falling over, but I can't help thinking that it looks like he's constantly copping a feel.
I'm not sure what's supposed to be impressive about the demo. Though it's creepy as hell. It looks like life-size supermarionation.
Posted 12/02/2009 at 06:14:36 PM
Asat said:
She seems to spend an inordinate amount of time picking a wedgie out of her robo-buttcrack. Is that supposed to be endearing?
Posted 12/02/2009 at 07:25:50 PM
thfunpolice said:
Yo, at least it isn't dancing to Beckii Cruel. Small miracles, y'all.
Posted 12/02/2009 at 07:32:44 PM
clashcty said:
Almost all the dancing japanese schoolgirls on youtube wear a mask, WHERE'S the friggin' mask!? Anyway by the time the schoolgirl sexbots are actually ready for prime time, I'll be so old it will probably be the only female that would date, let alone have sex with me. I can deal with that.
Posted 12/02/2009 at 08:06:01 PM
mad_man_moon said:
I see they finally released a robot toy of Kristy McNichol except the robot is much more attractive.
Posted 12/02/2009 at 10:31:04 PM
Capsulesn'Coffee said:
I for one am totally supporting the Japanese on trying to prefect these creepy ass humanoid robots, that way if college doesn't work out I can just take up a career as a Bladerunner.
Posted 12/02/2009 at 11:55:12 PM
The Amazing Rando replied to Capsulesn'Coffee:
How do you not know if your a robot have you ever used that test on yourself...
Posted 01/02/2010 at 12:40:27 AM
Neodymium said:
Methinks the incredibly cute lady in the background with the blue clipboard is the actual robot competing.
Posted 12/02/2009 at 11:58:31 PM
Art F said:
what's this dancing robot everyone keeps talking about? i was just staring at the hot japanese woman in the background.
Posted 12/03/2009 at 12:22:45 AM
Russ said:
it's gotta be said...right now, the majority of Disney's animatronic figures seem more lifelike; this wasn't lifelike...it was desperation in TRYING to be lifelike.
Posted 12/03/2009 at 12:29:25 AM
☆☆☆ jaganar ☆☆☆ said:
this is y skynet and the toasters began the war >__>
and on a side note .the robot is more emotional than Sasha Grey ( you try looking at her and tell me she is a normal girl when she zones out O_o)
Posted 12/03/2009 at 12:35:02 AM
Gillian Seed said:
I honestly have no idea what I'm supposed to be feeling right now.
Posted 12/03/2009 at 12:52:45 AM
MartyrShu said:
Look at the little scientist guy. He's totally in love with it!
Posted 12/03/2009 at 02:34:26 AM
astrokender said:
There was more life in Weekend at Bernies (2). And think about the Thriller video. Clearly, Corpses > Robots at dancing.
Hell, this robot is nothing but new nightmare material. Shudder.
Posted 12/03/2009 at 08:57:19 AM
DoctorSmashy said:
WHAT IS JAPAN'S OBSESSION WITH SCHOOLGIRLSAAAAAAAA
Posted 12/03/2009 at 01:25:25 PM
Jeff said:
I used to have alot of respect for the asian culture, they had good food, martial arts and seemed so nice an sensible. Not the type of people to do crazy shit. Then came anime and bad music and panty fetish.
all these things and dancing robots are what happen when you repress people and dont let them act out sometimes and do what they want.
Another good example is the heavy metal documentary with the crazy death metal asian girls who are all nice an polite after the concerts
Posted 12/05/2009 at 03:28:12 AM






