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We've featured a terrifying amount of pedobeastiality here at FFF (although admittedly I find even a single story terrifying) but this might be the first infantiphile-beastiality FFF. I can only pray that it is also the last.It was about noon that day when Grams Bear pulled up to the agreed spot in the Forest of Feelings in her cloud-mobile. Letting the cubs out, she waved goodbye to Loyal-Heart and kissed Baby Hugs and Tugs goodbye. Then, she turned up the radio in the cloud-mobile, and hit the gas, leaving an astonished group of picnickers in her wake.
Baby Hugs looked at Baby Tugs with a questioning expression, and comment"I d"I didn't know Grams like Rock'n'Roll!" That made Loyal-Heart laugh pretty hard. The combination of Hug's and Tug's expressions and Hug's words was simply priceless.
Lunch was uneventful for the three picnickers, and soon they all finished eating. The cubs began to feel sleepy, so Loyal-Heart put them down for a nap. Before he did that, though, there was one challenge he had to overcome. Well, two challenges, actually...
"So, either of you guys know how to change a diaper?" asked Loyal-Heart. The cubs just looked up at him and smiled, giggling.
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"Well, Loyal-Heart, you just change our diaper, I guess," said Baby Tugs. "I've never really thought about it before," he added.
"Don't you pay any attention to anything, Tugs? Grams always starts by undoing the knots at the side, or by pulling the tabs. Then she cleans us up and puts a new diapie on us," she explained.
"Oh, OK," said Loyal-Heart. "Umm...just a quick question, you two, uh...are you guys wet or umm...you know,"
"What do you mean, Loyal-Heart?" the twins asked in unison.
"Are your diapers messy?" he replied.
"Not mine," they each said, smiling.
"OK, then, let's see..." And so Loyal-Heart learned how to change his first diaper.
If they haven't soiled their diapers, why is Loyal-Heart changing them?
He started with Hugs, as she was closest to him. He set her down on her back on the soft forest floor, and smiled at her. Loyal Heart gave her a quick lick on the snout, which made her giggle softly, before turning his attention to her lower parts. Getting Hugs' diaper off was easy, but cleaning her up was a bit of a challenge. Her baby-bear's pussy area was one of the few fur-free areas of her body, but pee still got caught in the hair around it, so he had to make sure to clean her carefully.
Suggestion: Someone should develop a program that searches the internet for phrases like "baby-bear's pussy area," figures out who wrote it and where they live so a government team can storm in and give the author an involuntary sterilization.
Just as he was cleaning her carefully, though, the most curious thing began to happen to him. He started to enjoy touching the baby bear's little pussy, and even began to get aroused sexually. He could feel his doggy cock stirring inside his sheath, and the scent of Hugs' cunny was driving him wild.
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I'm skipping right to the head exploding. We're already way past face-melting.
Loyal-Heart was somewhat freaked out by this new feeling for the cubs. He started to wipe Hugs off faster, and when he was done, he quickly put a new diaper on her. That help stifle the smell of her baby-bear cunt a bit, but he was a dog, after all, and had an excellent sense of smell.
Of course he has an excellent sense of smell. You can't forego realism in your story of a Care Bear molesting two infant Care Bears. That would be wrong.
Yeah, what is that thing? If Loyal-Heart's penis is coming out of his stomach, then we have another to add to his list of severe sexual problems.Hugs was a bit baffled by Loyal-Heart's behaviour; she had never seen a diaper applied to her bottom so quickly before. And what was that thing poking out of Loyal-Heart's tummy?
Quickly, Loyal-Heart moved onwards to Tugs. The horny dog nearly ripped Tugs' diaper off his butt, quickly wiped him off, and put a new one on the baby boy. It wasn't so bad, this time, as Tugs' cock hadn't come out of his sheath to taunt Loyal-Heart and remind him of sex, especially cub-sex.
Gradually, Loyal-Heart's throbbing cock subsided, having never really left its sheath. "Close call!" thought the dog.
If you think this is the end of the story, you're obviously new to FFF. If you want to quit reading, set fire to computer and then throw it out your window, now would be the time to do it.
Finally, it was time for the cubs' nap-time, and Loyal Heart put them down to sleep. As soon as they were asleep, Loyal-Heart made sure by whispering their names, and when neither cub stirred, he sat back against a log and sighed, trying desperately to make sense of his feelings.
"This is stupid. I can't want a bear cub! Not only are they childrenps ops of my friends, but they're not even of my own species! What should I do?" But eventually, as hormones have a way of doing, Loyal-Heart's mind turned to what he could do. Slowly, a desire, a fantasy, rose in Loyal-Heart's mind...and in other places...from deep inside him.
You're not concerned about the fact they're goddamn babies, Loyal-Heart? Babies in diapers? Shouldn't that at least get a mention in your list of concerns?
"Well, maybe it's OK to just fantasize, maybe have a little fun by myself. As long as I don't let anyone know..." he thought to himself, horny as ever.
It's not, Loyal-Heart. It's not okay at all, even if you're a fictional character.
Slowly, his doggy cock began rising up from inside him. It stirred inside his cock-sheath, and poked out of his belly. He touched it, shivering with illicit pleasure as a wave of sensation washed over his sensitive cock-head.
As his dog-hood rose to its full pink, glistening, veined, throbbing glory, he wrapped a paw around its circumference and began to stroke himself. Loyal-Heart closed his eyes shut and softly let out a low, sensuous howl as he masturbated.
Normally, I'd find the author making up a word like "dog-hood" to be an unpardonable crime, but I happen to have read the rest of the story, and it's not even worth mentioning. Again, if you're feeling queasy already, pull a Fellowship and fly, you fools.
Unbeknownst to the babysitter, however, the baby-sit-ees were not as asleep as he had thought them to be. Hugs and Tugs had awoken and were now quietly watching Loyal-Heart stroke his rock-hard cock only a few metres away. They stayed that way for several moments, just staring, until the dog's knot began to swell.
Hugs gave a huge gasp when she saw Loyal-Heart's cock grow even more than it already had before, and it was then that the subject of the cubs' study opened his eyes just as wide as Hugs' and Tugs' were already.
Loyal-Heart quickly flipped over onto his stomach and stayed there, just laying in the dirt, looking at them. "How long have you been watching me?" he asked softly.
"N-not l-l-long..." stuttered Tugs. The poor cub was confused at this new appendage his friend seemed to have.
Hugs, on the other hand, was more interested in finding out what the heck that thing sticking out of Loyal-Heart's tummy was.
"What's that thing you have there, Loyal-Heart? Is that a new toy or something?" she asked, eagerly curious. She smiled tentatively at him. "Can we play with it, too?"
Is there a Chris Hansen bear? Because we need one, stat.
A slow smile crept over Loyal-Heart's face as he looked at the twin cubs. A plan had begun to form in his mind, one which he fully intended to put into motion that very moment.
"If you promise not to tell anyone about this toy, you can play with it. And I can show you some other neat things, if you want," he said as he stood again, his member swelling up again after its brief period of deflation.
"This, my dear cubs, is called a penis. Most people just call it a cock. Every male cub or bear has one, but most of the time it's inside of him," he explained. Then, while they were still in awe of it, he said "Would you like to touch it?"
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"Boy, yeah!" both cubs said in unison, and the two came over near Loyal-Heart and his massive (to them) boner. In reality it was only about 4 1/2 inches long, without the knot, but to the baby cubs, it looked huge.
Hugs was the first to reach the cock, and she eagerly grabbed onto it with her paws. She stroked it this way and that, getting a feel for it, but really not doing anything with it.
Loyal-Heart, despite the improper handling of his cock-meat, was in heaven. The feeling of those tiny paws moving on his cock was driving him insane with the urge to mate something, anything.
You know what sucks? I think if I posted a picture of a kitten or a puppy, it would just make us all feel worse.
Tugs was next in line to feel up Loyal-Heart's cock, and he did so with equal parts curiosity and enjoyment. In fact, Tugs was so absorbed by Loyal-Heart's dog-hood, he didn't see or feel the paw near the back of his head until it was too late.
Loyal-Heart gently placed his paws on the back of Tugs' head and said "Tugs, can you do something for me, as...a part of the game?" When Tugs nodded, still partially absorbed with touching this new toy, Loyal-Heart continued. "I want you to put your mouth on my cock, OK, can you do that for me? All right, come on..." Loyal-Heart gently pulled Tugs head closer to his throbbing cock.
When Tugs' lips made contact with Loyal-Hearts shaft, the knot began to swell up near the base, pushing the rest of the cock up and into Tugs' mouth. Loyal-Heart gave a moan as his meat slowly began to fill Tugs' baby mouth while the cub's twin sister watched from the sidelines.
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Loyal-Heart reached a paw down to where Tugs' little diapered butt was, and fondled the baby's ass. The diaper rustled softly as Loyal-Heart massaged the plastic, getting him even more aroused.
Seriously, folks. Tell me any situation in which someone who writes "fondled the baby's ass" wouldn't deserve sterilization. And a beating. A severe beating.
By this time, the dog's member has slowed its growth, and was now three inches inside Tugs' mouth. Loyal-Heart looked at the little baby's face impaled on his hot cock, and said "Okay, good job, Tugs. Now, lets see if you can move your head up and down on my cock, OK? Just move it up and down, and suck on it. Yeah, suck my cock. Like that, yeah." Loyal-Heart was enjoying talking dirty to this little baby-boy-bear as got his cock sucked.
With one paw on Tugs' furry head, and the other on Tugs' diapered bum, Loyal-Heart guided Tugs' first blow-job verbally and physically, talking dirty in between directions.
To repeat: A CARE BEAR COUSIN IS TALKING DIRTY TO A BABY WHILE THE BABY GIVES HIM A BLOW JOB. EVIL FLYING JESUS, PLEASE TAKE US
"Yeah, you're a little cock-sucker aren't you? Yeah, like that, suck it like that boy. Good, good, oh...oh gosh!" Loyal-heart could feel that familiar feeling of cum rising in his cock, and tried to warn Tugs.
"Tugs, umm...buddy...there's gonna be some...umm...milk coming out of my cock in a little bit. Could you...oh!...swallow...yeah!"
Tugs simply couldn't respond, his mouth was so full of cock. So instead, the baby bear hummed out a response "Mmm-hmm," which of course drove Loyal-Heart over the top.
Loyal-Heart simply couldn't help himself, and began cumming his doggy cum into little baby Tugs' mouth.
Stars shot in front of Loyal-Heart's eyes as he came into his ward's baby mouth. Tugs eagerly drank all of Loyal-Heart's 'milk,' and by the time the horny pooch was done spilling his spunk into the little cub, he could feel Tugs still going at his cock, sucking like a one would a straw, just to get all his dog cum out of him.
Loyal-Heart sighed with satisfaction as he lay back down onto the grass with Tugs. Tugs looked up at him and smiled, licking his lips.
"That was so fun, Loyal-Heart! You know such cool things!" said little Tugs.
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"Wow. Thanks, Tugs. I really enjoyed that!"
A moment later, the two heard a voice. "Hey how come I didn't get to play like that?!" inquired and indignant Hugs. Loyal-Heart felt himself blushing. He had forgotten, in his lust to mate, all about little baby Hugs. And if she wanted a turn on his cock, well, it would take a while before he could cum again. Just because he was a dog, didn't mean he was any more durable than human men.
Suddenly, an idea formed in his head, and he smiled, "Hugs, I've got something even better to show you...Why don't you come over here..."
In the smallest of mercies, Fuzzy-Lover has not completed the next chapter, despite his promise to do so before Christmas. If you wish to read the story -- there's a whole chapter 1 I skipped -- you may do so here, although I can't imagine any of you will do so. I promise the next few FFFs will have at least a few laughs in them -- if you can ever manage to laugh again.
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Bad Horse said:
If the person who wrote this posts, I will trace their IP address, go into their home, and rip them in half.
PD replied to Bad Horse:
There is going to be a line of people waiting to bisect him. I will be at the front of it.
DoctorSmashy said:
The worst thing is the writer seemed to know what it felt like to think those kind of things.... More ones like the Yoda/Tequila epic, please, if you care about humanity at all.
DoctorSmashy replied to DoctorSmashy :
And what the fuck was that second clip about?!?
Antipater replied to DoctorSmashy :
Well of course he knows exactly how it feels. I doubt this author just decided that particular paraphilia was a fantastic literary motif that he just had to write about. I don't imagine any of these aren't totally projecting latent or emergent fucked-up-ness.
Hobbcore said:
Everything holy in the world has been destroyed. Before my greatest fear was being eaten by a shark. Now it is being molested by a Care Bear Cousin... Good Show Rob... Good Show.
kenshiro said:
I can't even recommend reading this as a joke to people i normally do. Now when I think of carebears, I'll get confused and think pedobear is one of them. I think rob has a secret contract with a liquor company.
T-cake replied to kenshiro:
I agree, I usually tell a friend about the horror and hilarity of FFF, but this time...I just don't feel like spreading care-bear-pedo-porn is deserving of anyone I care about...
Revelo said:
I loled. The person who wrote it needs his balls cut off. but I lol'd at all the clips of things blowing up.
paulms said:
I.... i..... wha..... WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!? That's it. I quit. There is no alcohol in the land that can wash the taste of... baby gargled dog cum away. I want off. Give me my gun.
rickicker replied to paulms:
from now on, "baby gargled dog cum" is a danger word for me. i'd snap and set myself on fire and jump off the 50th floor whenever i hear it.
...
...
...
i just said it!
-sets self on fire-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
-crashes through window-
-falls 50 floors down-
Strawberry replied to paulms:
Wait... You mean 'Baby gargled dog cum' WASN'T a danger-word for you before?
rickicker replied to Strawberry:
before THIS wrecthedness, i didn't even thought those words belong in the same sentence. now, if you'll excuse me, i need to do that all over again, since you lacked the tact to NOT say it.
-sets self on fire-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
-crashes through window-
-falls 50 floors down-
renQuixotic replied to Strawberry:
*smashes her face repeatedly against her desk in attempt to stop thinking those words
Skeeter said:
If anyone should be on a watch list, the writer of this Fan Fic should be on a watch list. This is the worst thing. The worst.
do4m said:
I think I'll accidentaly drink a bottle of tequila.
Rissa said:
...How many FBI lists am I on now?
toomin said:
I couldn't do it. Second paragraph, and I just skipped to the end. I think this is literally the most horrible and alcohol poisoning-inducing FFF ever. EVER. Rob? You win.
RubyRoses said:
I laughed at first. but I know it was just my brains way of trying to protect it's self from this nightmare.
AfterGlow said:
Rob, wth, at least have the decensy to link to a picture of... G1(?) Carebears from the 80s, instead of some crappy flash version of them. It's like posting a pic of Crunchberry Commander instead of Cobra Commander.
Just beacause of that, YOU'VE RUINED THE ENTIRE STORY!! ARRRRGH!!
Haha, no, j/k I haven't read it yet, I had to rage a little about the pic you posted, now I will get back to reading it.
Anywho, use this pic instead (or something like it); http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/ghostofthedoll/httpdocs/Toys/CareBears/Cartoon/Baby_Hugs_&_Baby_Tugs.gif
it's correct (from a nerd perspective, I'm certain there's some CB nerds out there and we nerds are pretty anal about the correct versions of things) and alot more disturbing.
That was a pretty disurbing tale, pretty damn disturbing. Not as disturbing as the Lara Croft and the Cannibals tough (wich, honest to God, kept me up for several hours one night, as I couldn't get the God damn "finale" out of my head, replaying it over and over again. Curse you, FFF), but I digress.
But, if anything, it has convinced me even more in my support of Polands new law of castrating pedophiles. God bless Poland.
I hope the rest of the world follows the fine example set by Poland.
Anonymous replied to AfterGlow:
My only problem with the castration punishment is that some studies suggest it doesn't necessarily stop pedophiles. Even if they can't use their genitals, they will sometimes use other implements to do horrible things to kids and enjoy it. Castration is a step in the right direction, true. Bit I say we should kill them. With fire.
I really preferred that there was pictures of the new care bears, rather not think of my beloved childhood when thinking about this.
Having our beloved childhood raped, beaten, defacated on and then raped again is what FFF is all about ;)
Kefka replied to AfterGlow:
...That picture somehow made it...worse.
Of course it did, it's a pciture of something (I assume) you know from your childhood, instead of some crappy pastel versions aching to the visage of the Happy Tree Friends.
I doubt any of us have any emotional attachemnt to these new carebears, that's why the picture I linked to is so much more devastating.
E.Hardbottle said:
I couldn't. For the first time, I could not finish a FFF. Baby-bears are my limit. Good to know, I guess.
bookfisher said:
As bile is floating in my mouth, I am choked by this trend of relatively well written detailed stories, it makes it hard to frame these fuckers.
Dear God Rob please ,in your infinite mercy, spare us of more of these storis that looks that they are written by seemly normal people.
I am glad I postponed dinner this time
ZADL said:
Well, at least that got my mind off the splitting headache I've had all day. Now I'm just nauseous.
Jess said:
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate.
Midafrasa said:
I am sad.
Very, very sad.
Echo219 said:
My soul hurts from reading that. Damn you to the foulest reaches of Hell Fuzzlover!!!
Neuronaut said:
It saddens me that this is not the worst thing I've ever read/seen on the internet. Saddens me deeply.
Antipater said:
I'm trying to decide if this would be better had I actually been able to see the animations or worse. I thought the story would be absolutely awful, and it is indeed pretty bad, as children is always sort of crossing a line. At least with Tediursa it was clear that he was a pokemon, whereas here the non-humanness is not emphasized enough. Disgusting. Free speech FTL?
Sean said:
Dear Liver,
It's not your fault. Really it isn't. I never hated you, and I never wanted to kill you. It's just this guy Rob. He's seen things, bad things. And he shares 'em with us. And well, I followed him too far into the blackness, and I just can't deal with what I've seen. So for all the abuse you are about to take from today through the time I die, I just want to apologize. 'Cause believe me you are gonna be hurting soon, and I don't want you to think it was your fault.
Sincerely,
Any person with a shred of decency and access to alcohol who just read that horrible story.
bookfisher replied to Sean:
as spoken to my liver, grand
MKUltra said:
I can't read this yet. Maybe after several drinks tonight, but not yet. The Pokemon story made me vomit and "Squick" had me in tears (NOT the laughing too hard kind that "Yoda and Tequila" induced). After having to reread more than half of last year's FFFs and seriously rate them for wretchedness, I am less than enthused about reading another pedophilic, teddy bear fantasy. The memories of past horrors are still too fresh for a sober mind.
Antipater replied to MKUltra:
Need to toughen up there Ms. Abdul.
MKUltra replied to MKUltra:
Thanks, Mr. Cowell, but unlike some people, I actually have a soul. A soul that dies a little everytime I read these stories.
I've skimmed the story for now, and here is my take so far: I KNOW this is about pedophelia, but does the author really have to bring up how "little" these care bears are all the damn time?!?! Ugh. Kill me now. Better yet, kill Fuzzy McChildrape, because this is just all kinds of foul.
MKUltra replied to MKUltra:
Not finishing the story. I really have no desire to associate changing a diaper with this...this... ugh. Maybe one day I'll work up the courage. But today is not that day.
rickicker replied to MKUltra:
and you say this is worse than a Teddiursa getting a statutory rape from his mommy HOW?!!!
Kaeli said:
It hurts!!!
But I'm left with a burning question:
What movie was the Whore Exploding clip from?! I MUST KNOW!
R3MY replied to Kaeli:
Frankenhooker.
R3MY said:
"What should I do?" But eventually, as hormones have a way of doing . . . "
This, to me, would be the quote that seals the writer's conviction and sees to it that the court has him chemically castrated. The rest is awful fiction, yes, but he is expressing something personal in this quote.
And now I'm cold.
areyou replied to R3MY:
You just managed to make it worse. I was disturbed enough before. Now I don't even know how to describe my mood. Haunted?
I think I need to go lay down.
amarygma said:
When you mentioned the diapers, I was so scared there was going to be poop involved in this...
Battle Tree said:
You know, running that list of the top ten worst FFF's apparently did wonders for me cause I felt nothing. If anything, I'm noticing how formulaic and cliche these things are. Or maybe these things have turned me into a sociopath. Either way, I'm good.
passive aggressive replied to Battle Tree:
Welcome to the Closet Sociopath Club. Although I do admit revulsion to this, this, "story".
Battle Tree replied to passive aggressive:
That's all well and good, and thanks for the invitation, but your self-described revulsion would seem to proclude you from the club. Besides, if my indiffernce is truly the hallmark of (non-violent)sociopathy, then I see no need to be closeted about it. If a couple of dirty stories from prepubescent basement-dwellers is all it takes to steel me against the worst that life can throw at me, then I'd feel obligated to pay a registration/posting fee to this site for the priviledge.
Alex said:
eh. Pokemon story was LEAGUES worse. So was Squick. Yeah, it's horrible, but not snuff, which is a saving grace.
Bad Horse replied to Alex:
Squick was too elaborate and exotic to be really disturbing. This...this is just child abuse, dramatized in excruciating detail. It doesn't even matter that they're bears.
Whoever said:
Why is this person not locked up in a room somewhere without access to the Internet? I'm all for freedom of speech and writing and so on, but you can't write interbestial baby rape stories and be safe around people. Or bears.
Antipater said:
The more I think about it the more I realize that this bit is the most offensive part to me: "Then, she turned up the radio in the cloud-mobile, and hit the gas, leaving an astonished group of picnickers in her wake.
Baby Hugs looked at Baby Tugs with a questioning expression, and comment"I d"I didn't know Grams like Rock'n'Roll!" That made Loyal-Heart laugh pretty hard."
You are writing a story about hideous child abuse, is the cutesy shit doing anyone any favors? Does this person not even get the jarring disconnect there? Also this seems completely out of place with the care bears as it is.
Antipater replied to Antipater:
Also, hello "Loyal-Heart". I mean shouldn't he be loyal to the mores and standards of Care Bear society, especially if that is his name? Loyal my ass, more like "Perfidious-and-disloyal-to-care-bear-culture-Heart"
FireKraken replied to Antipater:
He was loyal to his "hormones". And what are we if not true to ourselves?
(I kid because I hurt inside)
Anonymous said:
A single tear rolls down my pallid cheek.
The Admiral said:
Humph. Ick.
AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!
Whoever replied to The Admiral:
That about sums it up.
Magicsgame said:
Son I am disappoint. Yes, this is...bad...really bad, in fact... but it wasn't worth the hype.
God I hope my college doesn't trace this somehow. D:
JOBSQUAD said:
"Is there a Chris Hansen bear? Because we need one, stat."
Oh man, yes. Yes, we do.
Manwards said:
Jesus Christ. I can't even quote this one to people. It's just goddamn disgusting. Jesus.
Kayla said:
Oh dear God in Heaven.
Hermit said:
Bhlargh. Thanks for the explosions at least...
Dr. Communism said:
I thought that I would have to stop eating lunch halfway through read this. Nope. totally fine. it is official. I am a husk of a human being.
Skemono said:
Enh. It wasn't that bad.
AL said:
so wrong... I'm rooting for skynet
lou-bert vs. q-bert said:
See, this is why I never liked Care Bears.
steen said:
It seems that whenever a story contains phrasing like "a plan was forming" or "an idea was forming," it's going to be BAD.
And this is no exception.
nick said:
That HURT. Mentioning those kittens didn't help one bit, because I still remember what they looked like and then my imagination just... it just... *insert head explode here*
Fentook said:
I have no words except for these eight.
NameofRain said:
WORST.
EVER.
I made it to the first exploding head before I put my face in my hands and sobbed out "Rob, I HATE you!" I'm not sure if I can continue. Dare I?
Jack Dooley said:
Oh god, that was... oh god.
At least we got explosions today.
JoeA said:
I remain unphased throughout another horrible FFF. I was eating too. *shrug* I'm severely desensitized. I challenge Rob to find one that can bother me, just so I can see what it does to your minds.
Esbat said:
I stopped when they asked if they could touch it. Dear, sweet baby jesus... the end is nigh. This is the crap Rorschach was talking about.
Masochista replied to Esbat:
Oh...the things Rorschach would do to Fuzz-Lover.
It makes my dying soul smile for its deathmask.
rosina rubylips said:
I like to sing the Nobody Cares Like a Bear song to my baby nephew but now when I hear "but if your troubles stay all stuck inside they're gonna grow til they're too big to hide" all I'm going to be able to think about is Loyal Heart's goddamned dog-hood. *cries*
Chronotyrant said:
I have been completely desensitized to FFF. All they do is make me chuckle. No more soul rending horror. On Christmas I compared you to the Grinch with your (obviously) withered and blackened heart. I suppose I also share those traits now. I'm not sure if I should thank you or not. All I do know is that my moral compass has been obliterated and I can only blame myself (its not like you held a gun to my head and made me read these things).
Kayla said:
Wow-- this was the first FFF to not make me rile with laughter and actually made me queasy.
And I thought Loyal Heart was a lion? Aren't they considered feline?
Chronotyrant replied to Kayla:
Loyal Heart is a dog. Brave Heart is the lion.
Kayla said:
(not that it would make this any better)
demoncat said:
after reading the thing i want to know what does the writer have against care bears to actully write a story where one of the cousins commits not only child molestation but also beastality. and then has the two cubs ask to play with the molesters fireman. wtf is with the mind of the writer. to make a fff so nasty that it makes the pokemon story almost a nice read.
Abraxas said:
hm, I donno, this is too easy. the previous FFF was just so epic. this was clearly done by a kid. therefore, it doesn't squick me in the least. 1 out of 5 balloons.
Canadian Scott said:
Most Disturbing FFF ever. Please take us back to the days of "whose responsible this" and Sherlock Holmes being given enemas...
Derek said:
hmmmm. gotta say that im pretty desensitized to FFF now. i kinda said out loud "thats it? only one cumshot?"
flipper baby said:
God fucking dammit.
Stiff Shots said:
It says volumes that both the SCANNERS and DAWN OF THE DEAD headblasts weren't enough to convey the horror of this week's offering. Skynet, schmynet -- it's time for bin Laden to finish the fucking job of destroying us decadent Westerners once and for all.
Screampants said:
Sadness abounds. I'm going to go now, and when people ask me why I'm sobbing hysterically in the corner I won't be able to answer. THANKS A LOT.
shack that ass said:
full pink, glistening, veined, throbbing glory
Bigsheep said:
Great. Now my eyes are bleeding.
Anonymous said:
Some reviewers on AdultFanFiction say that they liked it (there are some who admonish the author too though). Someone goes as far to complain that THIS CONCEPT HAS BEEN DONE BEFORE IN THE CAREBEARS FANDOM. People suck.
Thank god this story is from 2004, so there is almost certainly no more on the way,
Cdaja said:
I assume I'm a horrible person for having used Google image search to get a mental image of the characters before Rob even showed them?
Magicsgame replied to Cdaja:
Guess I'm a horrible person too, since I did the same.
Boredlizzie said:
For the first time ever, I could not make it through an entire FFF. As I glanced at sentences throughout the story, I felt blood gathering at the corners of my eyes and burning bile rise in my throat. Oh, how I envy that fellow in the Garth Marenghi clip!
Phreznipuf said:
I think the saddest part about this story(for me) was the fact that I had already read it. And I wish I hadn't.
I'm not sure if I should be proud for pre-empting FFF or disturbed for the same reason.
Magicsgame said:
(ffs why do I have 3 posts for this story)
Anyway, I decided to look at the reviews for this story. All right, who's Congratulator? They left a review for last week's FFF as well (before it was taken down).
Super King said:
Ok, this NEEDS to be made into a multi-million dollar summer blockbuster film of utterly epic proportions. Or something.
Even a mini-comic that's stuffed in with your cereal.
THE EPICLY HUGE ODYSSEY OF SAGA-TYPE PROPORTIONS OF 'FUZZY-LOVER' AND THE CARE BEAR BABIES!
It'll star 'Fuzzy-Lover' in a dollar store dog costume trying to screw two real grizzly bears in dipers (nappies for the UK readers) who's fur has been dyed in the appropriate colors.
There'll be car chases, fifteen minute long shootouts as the bears chase 'Fuzzy-Lover across the USA, and other action movie sterotypes. Like barbarian swordsmen fighting huge robots made of 24k gold. Who are powered by your tears.
And then at the climax of the film, McGruff the crime dog saves 'Fuzzy-Lover' from the Grizzlys just as they're about to tear his throat out. Then McGruff takes the scumbag to a maximum security prison, where he gets severely beaten every day for the rest of his life.
So basically, fun for the whole family!
(just in case you're wondering, over the top insanity is my way of coping with shit like this)
Farglesnarf said:
Care Bears scared me when I was a little kid. Now I know the fear wasn't unfounded.
Me said:
This truly offends me. It breaks my heart and everything else. I hate you, author.
Nomi800 said:
I think the worst part of this story is that it makes me question everyone I know. I can't stop going through my classmates, friends, and even family in my mind wondering if one of them is capable of writing something like this, because I have yet to meet someone who wears a "I write pedo carebear fan fics" t-shirt and the lack of a face to put to such evil, scares me almost as much as the story itself...
BPAkira replied to Nomi800:
Nomi800 said:
I think the worst part of this story is that it makes me question everyone I know. I can't stop going through my classmates, friends, and even family in my mind wondering if one of them is capable of writing something like this, because I have yet to meet someone who wears a "I write pedo carebear fan fics" t-shirt and the lack of a face to put to such evil, scares me almost as much as the story itself...
Posted 01/23/2010 at 12:17:32 AM
I'm not sure why, but the thought of a "I write pedo carebear fanfics" t-shirt makes me laugh pretty hard. Of course, you could only wear it ironically, and I couldn't even imagine the looks one would get, but it would make me laugh. Also, I am a husk-human shell/closet psycho, cause I have yet to not finish an FFF. I will admit that I didn't laugh out loud at this one, but I did read it.
Gleeman said:
So, God destroyed Sodom and Gamorrah, but lets FF writers like this one live?
Super King replied to Gleeman:
Yeah, because 'god' is a vengeful, wrathful, bloodthirsty monster who delights in pain and sorrow.
That is the old testament 'god'. But after 'jesus', 'god' switched from being a sadist to a masochist.
But thankfully it's all a collection of turbid myths.
Gleeman replied to Super King:
Well I was being sarcastic, but do agree with you.
R3loy said:
Pretty weak. Hope next week's is better.
Capsulesn'Coffee said:
....................(sobs)
Ren Geek said:
Rob, I just want to thank you for FFF.
As a result, I have a complete inability to take anything seriously ever again, as if people can come up with this, then this world is a madhouse.
Unfortunately, this also means that I'm totally unable to read any fanfic seriously. This has pissed many of my writing friends off. So I tell them to just blame you.
Aggie said:
Nah, wasn't that bad actually.
Geoff said:
Got through three paragraphs before I tapped out like I was in a Sakuraba armbar.
I'm going to donate some more money to Hati relief now, because I feel like a worse person just for reading that much and need to balance my karma a bit.
Nima said:
I need a bleach shower. and a scrub brush to my eyes. with ajax.
Seriously, is there no law against this crap?
soulless1 said:
MEH
not impressed, disgusted, horrified, or at all moved in any way. It helps that I am currently running a 103 fever, and have been dosed with NyQ. I actually giggled. Maybe I should re-read it once functional again.
MattK said:
I wish the author would respond like Brickhousebunny21 did, hoping to be the harbinger of another 'WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS' moment, only for us to take his comments and allow police to track him down.
Only two fanfics in and we have a perfect contender for Worst FanFic of the Year. I hate how the rest of the year is gonna stand up and respond to it.
Hurt Anon said:
That fuzzy guy who wrote this is a sick fuck. I used to watch the fuckling Care Bears when I was a kid. These perverted ass furfags are ruining the fucking world with all their sick pedoshit. FUCK YOU FUZZY!
Faesdeynia said:
. . . *cry*. . .
You'd think that if pictures of child porn were illegal, they'd make writing about it illegal too. . .
Claire said:
And people wonder why I'm so scared of Care Bears....
This is....I can't even describe it. Its the first fanfic which I can honestly say took more than one attempt to finish reading. I'm shivering its so bad.
I'm gonna go cry now, and find the vodka...
BPAkira replied to Claire:
Is it drunken robots in love vodka?
cocacolaoso said:
Can we get arrested just for reading a Care Bear Pedo FFF? Because I get the feeling Chris Hansen will pop out into my room at any mimute!
"So, you like to read about naughty underage care bears!"
dddddd said:
not bad i remember reading one story a few years back that involed the muppet babies rapeing the nanny
rickicker said:
see?! SEE?!! i KNEW those ramen coupons were a preemptive apology for THIS!!!
-sets self on fire-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
-crash through window-
-falls 50 floors down-
akiratrooper said:
The world, as we know it, has ended.
This one made Buster the Teddiursa one into a rated G story. Now, i'd use this to castrate that writer. Now, WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS?
http://bedford.extension.psu.edu/agriculture/Images/burdizzo%201.jpg
oopenshaft said:
This one wasn't that much worse than the bear cub one from a few months back. If he really wanted me to cry, it would have involved amputees. That shit is disgusting. You would know if you have ever worked in a hospital.
Grimmie and James said:
Seriously, people? A little pedo/infant bestiality is all it takes to get you CRYING? We are not impressed. Illegal in real life for good reasons, sure, but this story was... lame. No scat, no blood, no hilarious mono-boob or dick milking machines or drills. Nothing to really traumatize here. Maybe if he tore them limb from limb in a frenzy and fucked the gaping bleeding sockets. One of the least horrifying FFF's we've seen.
Karla said:
Well, I read it. Instead of laughing, my face was stuck in a grimace the whole time. I feel dirty.
Apokalyptika said:
.....I've now completely lost faith in humanity. I suppose it wouldn't bother me so much if I didn't have a daughter....in diapers....
I'm gonna go throw up my dinner and have a nap.
Now that wasn't too scaring, was it? said:
Not quite as funny as other ones, but still pretty fucked-up. I'm keeping at least some of my faith in humanity from all the people who comment here...
I loled the image macro though. XD
Head Sploder said:
Wow, new world record for quickest head explosion.
I'm waiting for the one where we start off with one.
Ward said:
After about the 2nd paragraph, I had quotes running through my head. Quotes of a story that relates to this one in a unique way, in the fact that the main character of the second story probably saw the author of THIS story somewhere in his journey.
"Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here."
"Such dire laments issued forth, as come from only those who are truly wretched, suffering, and forever lost!"
b said:
i'm disturbed that whilst reading that when i got to the clip of the whore exploding my brain goes "huh frankenhooker....awesome!!" rather than having shut down already from the wrongness of the story!
mngamojemo said:
Oh God, I read this one last year and am so happy that it's getting, um, credit.
Lucy said:
The first half of the story was hard for me, because it really sounded like someone who has experience with this. Like they're telling the "innocent" beginnings of their first mistake.
But once the cubs woke up and the dog lost all guilt it was hard for me to take it seriously. I think it was the part where he talked about penis size. Like guys will turn to children because it makes them feel bigger. I stopped feeling sorry for the (imaginary) babies and just couldn't help but laugh at how pathetic this guy is.
The Dave said:
OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK?!
Doriinatrix said:
Why would you do that. I think what really made it horrifying was the penis size description and the "dirty talk." Jesus Christ.
Jedisilk said:
I ignored my husband's warning and read this...Does Megan's law apply to ff writers? And to everyone who wished to track down this psycho...check out his entire property. There are probably skinned corpses somewhere.... Now its time for me to down some draino cuz I don't want to live in the same world as this depraved...malignant...no, evil...no, Dammit, there isn't a word strong enough to describe this writer. I lack the English skills to describe him. Fuck.
Chiliman96b said:
OH By the Great Narwhal!!! I feel the immediate need to gouge out my own eyes, and pour Clorox in the bare sockets... Why Narwhal why did I deign to read this?!?!?!
renQuixotic said:
you know... i've learned from past fff readings to have a look at the picture of the pairing before i start reading, just in case...
i was like, care bears, no big deal, I CAN HANG. but then, boom-- i'm smacked in the face with a pair of little pink and blue balls of fluff in DIAPERS.
that, and the number of macros/videos between that picture and the comment section has almost inspired me to quit before reading it.
...almost.
i'm gonna go to hell, aren't i?
Anonymous said:
I have got to quit reading this. Thank you for including the head explosions. This...these...I don't know but this one almost tops the Sherlock for me, and that one gave me nightmares for a week.
flash said:
... I want Darryl Revok to come to my house personally and explode my head for ever coming into contact with this
:(
Sam said:
I think the most disturbing thing about this is not necessarily the content (sickening as it is), but that the author wrote it like he knew what he was talking about... like he's done this before. Or at least thought about it a lot and/or researched it thoroughly.
JokerHAHA said:
Lol. made my day. love top hear about care bears getting molested and having childhood problems. Lol. But..it could of always used a tastefilled sense of sodomy...for the deluctive cum and blood sense to it...haha.
Cypher said:
Holy fuck no why why why does this exist i feel sick just make it stop who ever wrote this needs to die now
My Friends Will Despise You :) said:
I am a geeky highschool teenager. I have friends who aren't as geeky as me. When we get together, instead of watching anime, they force more average horrors of adolescence down my throat. Horrors like TRUTH OR DARE. My friends are uncreative (but still sadistic) and demand average dares like "kiss X for 15 seconds", "make out with X's girlfriend for a minute", and "give X a lap dance". I find no entertainment in forcing two teenagers to kiss each other, so instead, I show them the horrors of the internet. :) Horrors like FFF. :3 They won't know what hit them. I hope X chooses dare...
