Fan Fiction Friday: Loyal-Heart and the Care Bear Cubs in "Loyal-Heart Babysits"

By Rob Bricken in Nerdery, Toys
Friday, January 22, 2010 at 2:00 pm
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To all you poor, sick bastards who consider yourselves FFF enthusiasts -- you are in luck. I have an embarrassment of fan fic riches that will tide you over and skullfuck your brain until at least March. We might be entering a golden age of FFFs that you make laugh, learn, love, vomit and then weep for the human race. But to truly soar, you must first reach the bottom -- and that's exactly what this Care Bears FFF is. The dark, dismal bottom, full of discarded trash and refuse and awfulness and perversity. Welcome to author Fuzzy-Lover's story of a Care Bear Cousin who cares too much, in the worst way possible.

It was about noon that day when Grams Bear pulled up to the agreed spot in the Forest of Feelings in her cloud-mobile. Letting the cubs out, she waved goodbye to Loyal-Heart and kissed Baby Hugs and Tugs goodbye. Then, she turned up the radio in the cloud-mobile, and hit the gas, leaving an astonished group of picnickers in her wake.

Baby Hugs looked at Baby Tugs with a questioning expression, and comment"I d"I didn't know Grams like Rock'n'Roll!" That made Loyal-Heart laugh pretty hard. The combination of Hug's and Tug's expressions and Hug's words was simply priceless.

Lunch was uneventful for the three picnickers, and soon they all finished eating. The cubs began to feel sleepy, so Loyal-Heart put them down for a nap. Before he did that, though, there was one challenge he had to overcome. Well, two challenges, actually...

"So, either of you guys know how to change a diaper?" asked Loyal-Heart. The cubs just looked up at him and smiled, giggling.
We've featured a terrifying amount of pedobeastiality here at FFF (although admittedly I find even a single story terrifying) but this might be the first infantiphile-beastiality FFF. I can only pray that it is also the last.


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Just in case you're not up on your Care Bears, the Care Bear Cubs Hugs and Tugs are there on the right. I'd hate for you to be unable to see the story unfold in your head.

"Well, Loyal-Heart, you just change our diaper, I guess," said Baby Tugs. "I've never really thought about it before," he added.

"Don't you pay any attention to anything, Tugs? Grams always starts by undoing the knots at the side, or by pulling the tabs. Then she cleans us up and puts a new diapie on us," she explained.

"Oh, OK," said Loyal-Heart. "Umm...just a quick question, you two, uh...are you guys wet or umm...you know,"

"What do you mean, Loyal-Heart?" the twins asked in unison.

"Are your diapers messy?" he replied.

"Not mine," they each said, smiling.

"OK, then, let's see..." And so Loyal-Heart learned how to change his first diaper.

If they haven't soiled their diapers, why is Loyal-Heart changing them?

He started with Hugs, as she was closest to him. He set her down on her back on the soft forest floor, and smiled at her. Loyal Heart gave her a quick lick on the snout, which made her giggle softly, before turning his attention to her lower parts. Getting Hugs' diaper off was easy, but cleaning her up was a bit of a challenge. Her baby-bear's pussy area was one of the few fur-free areas of her body, but pee still got caught in the hair around it, so he had to make sure to clean her carefully.

Suggestion: Someone should develop a program that searches the internet for phrases like "baby-bear's pussy area," figures out who wrote it and where they live so a government team can storm in and give the author an involuntary sterilization.

Just as he was cleaning her carefully, though, the most curious thing began to happen to him. He started to enjoy touching the baby bear's little pussy, and even began to get aroused sexually. He could feel his doggy cock stirring inside his sheath, and the scent of Hugs' cunny was driving him wild.

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I'm skipping right to the head exploding. We're already way past face-melting.

Loyal-Heart was somewhat freaked out by this new feeling for the cubs. He started to wipe Hugs off faster, and when he was done, he quickly put a new diaper on her. That help stifle the smell of her baby-bear cunt a bit, but he was a dog, after all, and had an excellent sense of smell.

Of course he has an excellent sense of smell. You can't forego realism in your story of a Care Bear molesting two infant Care Bears. That would be wrong.

Hugs was a bit baffled by Loyal-Heart's behaviour; she had never seen a diaper applied to her bottom so quickly before. And what was that thing poking out of Loyal-Heart's tummy?

Yeah, what is that thing? If Loyal-Heart's penis is coming out of his stomach, then we have another to add to his list of severe sexual problems.

Quickly, Loyal-Heart moved onwards to Tugs. The horny dog nearly ripped Tugs' diaper off his butt, quickly wiped him off, and put a new one on the baby boy. It wasn't so bad, this time, as Tugs' cock hadn't come out of his sheath to taunt Loyal-Heart and remind him of sex, especially cub-sex.

Gradually, Loyal-Heart's throbbing cock subsided, having never really left its sheath. "Close call!" thought the dog.

If you think this is the end of the story, you're obviously new to FFF. If you want to quit reading, set fire to computer and then throw it out your window, now would be the time to do it.

Finally, it was time for the cubs' nap-time, and Loyal Heart put them down to sleep. As soon as they were asleep, Loyal-Heart made sure by whispering their names, and when neither cub stirred, he sat back against a log and sighed, trying desperately to make sense of his feelings.

"This is stupid. I can't want a bear cub! Not only are they childrenps ops of my friends, but they're not even of my own species! What should I do?" But eventually, as hormones have a way of doing, Loyal-Heart's mind turned to what he could do. Slowly, a desire, a fantasy, rose in Loyal-Heart's mind...and in other places...from deep inside him.

You're not concerned about the fact they're goddamn babies, Loyal-Heart? Babies in diapers? Shouldn't that at least get a mention in your list of concerns?

"Well, maybe it's OK to just fantasize, maybe have a little fun by myself. As long as I don't let anyone know..." he thought to himself, horny as ever.

It's not, Loyal-Heart. It's not okay at all, even if you're a fictional character.

Slowly, his doggy cock began rising up from inside him. It stirred inside his cock-sheath, and poked out of his belly. He touched it, shivering with illicit pleasure as a wave of sensation washed over his sensitive cock-head.

As his dog-hood rose to its full pink, glistening, veined, throbbing glory, he wrapped a paw around its circumference and began to stroke himself. Loyal-Heart closed his eyes shut and softly let out a low, sensuous howl as he masturbated.

Normally, I'd find the author making up a word like "dog-hood" to be an unpardonable crime, but I happen to have read the rest of the story, and it's not even worth mentioning. Again, if you're feeling queasy already, pull a Fellowship and fly, you fools.

Unbeknownst to the babysitter, however, the baby-sit-ees were not as asleep as he had thought them to be. Hugs and Tugs had awoken and were now quietly watching Loyal-Heart stroke his rock-hard cock only a few metres away. They stayed that way for several moments, just staring, until the dog's knot began to swell.

Hugs gave a huge gasp when she saw Loyal-Heart's cock grow even more than it already had before, and it was then that the subject of the cubs' study opened his eyes just as wide as Hugs' and Tugs' were already.

Loyal-Heart quickly flipped over onto his stomach and stayed there, just laying in the dirt, looking at them. "How long have you been watching me?" he asked softly. 

"N-not l-l-long..." stuttered Tugs. The poor cub was confused at this new appendage his friend seemed to have.

Hugs, on the other hand, was more interested in finding out what the heck that thing sticking out of Loyal-Heart's tummy was.

"What's that thing you have there, Loyal-Heart? Is that a new toy or something?" she asked, eagerly curious. She smiled tentatively at him. "Can we play with it, too?"

Is there a Chris Hansen bear? Because we need one, stat.

A slow smile crept over Loyal-Heart's face as he looked at the twin cubs. A plan had begun to form in his mind, one which he fully intended to put into motion that very moment.

"If you promise not to tell anyone about this toy, you can play with it. And I can show you some other neat things, if you want," he said as he stood again, his member swelling up again after its brief period of deflation.

"This, my dear cubs, is called a penis. Most people just call it a cock. Every male cub or bear has one, but most of the time it's inside of him," he explained. Then, while they were still in awe of it, he said "Would you like to touch it?"

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"Boy, yeah!" both cubs said in unison, and the two came over near Loyal-Heart and his massive (to them) boner. In reality it was only about 4 1/2 inches long, without the knot, but to the baby cubs, it looked huge.

Hugs was the first to reach the cock, and she eagerly grabbed onto it with her paws. She stroked it this way and that, getting a feel for it, but really not doing anything with it.

Loyal-Heart, despite the improper handling of his cock-meat, was in heaven. The feeling of those tiny paws moving on his cock was driving him insane with the urge to mate something, anything.

You know what sucks? I think if I posted a picture of a kitten or a puppy, it would just make us all feel worse.

Tugs was next in line to feel up Loyal-Heart's cock, and he did so with equal parts curiosity and enjoyment. In fact, Tugs was so absorbed by Loyal-Heart's dog-hood, he didn't see or feel the paw near the back of his head until it was too late.

Loyal-Heart gently placed his paws on the back of Tugs' head and said "Tugs, can you do something for me, as...a part of the game?" When Tugs nodded, still partially absorbed with touching this new toy, Loyal-Heart continued. "I want you to put your mouth on my cock, OK, can you do that for me? All right, come on..." Loyal-Heart gently pulled Tugs head closer to his throbbing cock.

When Tugs' lips made contact with Loyal-Hearts shaft, the knot began to swell up near the base, pushing the rest of the cock up and into Tugs' mouth. Loyal-Heart gave a moan as his meat slowly began to fill Tugs' baby mouth while the cub's twin sister watched from the sidelines.

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Loyal-Heart reached a paw down to where Tugs' little diapered butt was, and fondled the baby's ass. The diaper rustled softly as Loyal-Heart massaged the plastic, getting him even more aroused.

Seriously, folks. Tell me any situation in which someone who writes "fondled the baby's ass" wouldn't deserve sterilization. And a beating. A severe beating.

By this time, the dog's member has slowed its growth, and was now three inches inside Tugs' mouth. Loyal-Heart looked at the little baby's face impaled on his hot cock, and said "Okay, good job, Tugs. Now, lets see if you can move your head up and down on my cock, OK? Just move it up and down, and suck on it. Yeah, suck my cock. Like that, yeah." Loyal-Heart was enjoying talking dirty to this little baby-boy-bear as got his cock sucked.

With one paw on Tugs' furry head, and the other on Tugs' diapered bum, Loyal-Heart guided Tugs' first blow-job verbally and physically, talking dirty in between directions.

To repeat: A CARE BEAR COUSIN IS TALKING DIRTY TO A BABY WHILE THE BABY GIVES HIM A BLOW JOB. EVIL FLYING JESUS, PLEASE TAKE US

"Yeah, you're a little cock-sucker aren't you? Yeah, like that, suck it like that boy. Good, good, oh...oh gosh!" Loyal-heart could feel that familiar feeling of cum rising in his cock, and tried to warn Tugs.

"Tugs, umm...buddy...there's gonna be some...umm...milk coming out of my cock in a little bit. Could you...oh!...swallow...yeah!"

Tugs simply couldn't respond, his mouth was so full of cock. So instead, the baby bear hummed out a response "Mmm-hmm," which of course drove Loyal-Heart over the top.

Loyal-Heart simply couldn't help himself, and began cumming his doggy cum into little baby Tugs' mouth.


Stars shot in front of Loyal-Heart's eyes as he came into his ward's baby mouth. Tugs eagerly drank all of Loyal-Heart's 'milk,' and by the time the horny pooch was done spilling his spunk into the little cub, he could feel Tugs still going at his cock, sucking like a one would a straw, just to get all his dog cum out of him.


Loyal-Heart sighed with satisfaction as he lay back down onto the grass with Tugs. Tugs looked up at him and smiled, licking his lips.

"That was so fun, Loyal-Heart! You know such cool things!" said little Tugs.

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"Wow. Thanks, Tugs. I really enjoyed that!"

A moment later, the two heard a voice. "Hey how come I didn't get to play like that?!" inquired and indignant Hugs. Loyal-Heart felt himself blushing. He had forgotten, in his lust to mate, all about little baby Hugs. And if she wanted a turn on his cock, well, it would take a while before he could cum again. Just because he was a dog, didn't mean he was any more durable than human men.

Suddenly, an idea formed in his head, and he smiled, "Hugs, I've got something even better to show you...Why don't you come over here..."

In the smallest of mercies, Fuzzy-Lover has not completed the next chapter, despite his promise to do so before Christmas. If you wish to read the story -- there's a whole chapter 1 I skipped -- you may do so here, although I can't imagine any of you will do so. I promise the next few FFFs will have at least a few laughs in them -- if you can ever manage to laugh again.

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