• For the record, I favorited this video immediately. It is pure gold. I agree with most if not all the inclusions. And although some of the lines are classic one-liners...classic one-liners can still be cheesy.

• No. It's beaten out by ANYTHING Sam says to Frodo at any point in the movies.

• boo! there is gold in them thar hills! surely some were cheesy, but some of those lines are pure cinema GOLD! and some just seemed like lazy additions... i enjoyed it, and will definitely watch it again. for the record, i thought of the brandon lee line as soon as i read the title, and was not disappointed.

• That also could be a list of the 100 Worst Acted Scenes of all time.

• I say this as a huge fan of the movies -- but "my brother, my captain, my king" is <i>not</i> the cheesiest line in <i>Lord of the Rings,</i> by far. For instance, it is beaten out by pretty much anything Legolas says.

• Shh! Don't tell Doug Walker!

• I was disappointed that they edited out "OH MY GGGGGOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD!" I suppose it was necessary to keep the video under 10 minutes.

• Ya gotta admit, the bowdlerized version has 110% less cheese.

• Not bad. Some of those were genuinely awful. Some were intentionally cheesy and awesome, so I don't think they should be in there. Others were intentionally cheesy but still terrible. A number of them, however, weren't cheesy at all and shouldn't have been in there.

• "That was gayer than the beach volleyball scene in Top Gun"

• I can't believe "Hold me like you did by the lake on Naboo" didn't make the list.

• "Sometimes we do what we know we shouldn't do, because we know others want us to do it." (The Village--all of Shyamalan's movies are incredibly shitty, horribly written and meandering.) "I wish I could just wish away my feelings by wishing a wish with which one wishes!" (Star Wars: Episode 2: Attack of The Clones) "Never has there been a more wretched hive of scum and villiany!" (Star Wars: A New Hope)

• just in case i died in next week's fff....i just want you to know, rob...you've got the biggest dick i've ever seen on a man!

• It's from a movie called Shark Attack 3, I believe.

• No "You're the disease, and I'm the cure" from Cobra? I call bullshit.

• this just makes me want to watch commando again

• I know, and they didn't use the cheesiest of all of the Star Wars exchanges, from /A New Hope/: LEIA: Your friend is quite a mercenary. I wonder if he really cares about anything...or anyone. LUKE: I care!

• I agree, cheesy quotes is a hallmark of nearly every Arnold movie and I suspect that it is intentional. As such as an intentionally painfully cheesy comment really open for being on such a list? I say, "No."

• For all the Arnold on this, I was hoping for something from The Running Man. "Here is Sub-Zero. Now, plain-zero!" priceless.

• Some of those lines aren't cheesy at all. And pubic, you're nuts for describing anything from Blade Runner as cheesy.

• American Beauty, Batman & Robin, Gigli, Batman & Robin, Showgirls, Troy, Star Wars, G.I Jane ---1m-- Love Story, Cast Away, Star Wars, City of Angels, As Good As It Gets, Pearl Harbor, Titanic, Ever After, Death Race, The Covenant, X-Men 3 --2m-- They Live, Commando, Matrix, Diary of a Mad Black Woman, Total Recall, Wicker Man, Point Break, Lethal Weapon II, Boondock Saints, Predator, Road House, Kindergarten Cop --3m-- Forrest Gump, Transformers 2, Lethal Weapon, Speed, Commando, X-Men, Exorcist II, Armageddon, Juno, Blood Diamond, Batman & Robin --4m-- Goldfinger, Rocky 4, Once Upon A Time In Mexico, Judge Dredd, Commando, Under Siege, Batman & Robin, The Happening, Star Wars, The Happening, Eraser --5m-- Blood In Blood Out, Batman & Robin, Con Air, Air Force One, Bad Boys II, Snakes on a Plane, Showgirls, Notting Hill, Jerry Maguire, Ghost --6m-- Pretty Woman, Four Weddings and a Funeral, Dirty Dancing, Matrix, 300, Star Wars, The Postman, The Happening, Congo --7m-- Wicker Man, Pearl Harbor, Knowing, Predator, Troll 2, Matrix, Poseidon, Face Off, Plan 9 from Outer Space, Star Wars, True Lies, Twilight, Battlefield Earth --8m-- World Is Not Enough, Flash Gordon, Showdown In Little Tokyo, Braveheart, Independence Day, Wicker Man, Star Wars, The Room, Mortal Kombat Annihilation, Star Wars --9m-- Conan The Barbarian, Battlefield Earth, Shark Attack 3, Lord of The Rings, Top Gun

• As a European, I didn't even know these versions existed... what a joke.

• jesus, Ahnold took up half of the video... Anyways, the cast away one made me laugh. And I remember thinking wtf? when i heard the Notting Hill one.

• Yay a new drinking game! Take a drink every time Batman, Patrick Swayze, and Star Wars appeared. Now I have another reason to dull my brain with alcohol after reading the FFF.

• I was hoping for "The doctor called- I DEFINETLY have breast cancer"

• Oh man, what about in Last Action Hero when Arnie says "Look! Elephant!". Amazingly cheesy. Granted, all of his movies do that so whether they should be counted as cheesy, eh. They're still funny.

• The way Wahlberg says "What? No!" gets me every single time. Is that really the best take they got of him saying that line?

• Hi doggie!

• I'm pretty sure there has been one of those for every movie Tom Cruise has been on. I swear, in a wold of magic, he would qualify as a Flame Elemental.

• How could they have missed: "I've watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost in time, like tears...in rain. Time to die..."

• Where's the "eat your pussy" line from? It's the clip that occurs right before the LOTR "my captain, my king" clip.

• I never saw that movie and was confused. i am relieved to know it doesn't make any more sense in context either.

• Indeed. That was my old go-to line when I would feign indignation at some imagined slight at the gaming table. I used to quote it directly, but it eventually changed to pertain to whatever the "offending party" was stuffing their face with at the time. "Mr. Homolka...STOP EATING MY COOL RANCH DORITOS!"

• That list sort of sucked. Arnold quotes shouldn't count. You could have a whole hour dedicated to his cheesy lines. It's too easy. Someone should do a list excluding him. That one from that Jaws sequel was a weird ad lib that got left in for some reason (the pussy eating line) and shouldn't really count. Why was Luke bitching about power converters counted? That's not really cheesy. And no, "GARBAGE DAY!" Come on!

• It's from Troll 2. Search it out, you will be pleased.

• Kindergarten Cop's "I don't have a tumor line" following the first appearance of The Swaze, tasteless pun or unfortunate coincidence? You be the judge.

• "WHAT IS THAT, WHAT IS THAT..THE BEES, NO NOT THE BEES..I LOVE MY EYES, MY EYES!"

• So true, so true.

• Also, anyone up for trying to list the movies quoted? About half of them I did not recognize at all.

• "Bullshit!" I call "Bullshit!" They left out "This! Is! Sparta!" that is the cheesiest (and lamest) line to ever (dis)grace the silver screen!

• There are seven clips from Star Wars movies, five from Batman & Robin. A better game would have been count how many clips Arnold Schwarzenegger is in.

• 7:17 - 7:20 "They're eating her. And then they're going to eat me." WTF is that from? Looks horrible, but I need to know.

• 7:17 - 7:20 "They're eating her. And then they're going to eat me." WTF is that from? Looks horrible, but I need to know.

• Fuck yeah, "The Wicker Man". I saw that shit in the theatres. Best comedy ever.

• Oh my God, the Wicker Man ones. I laughed so hard.

• Great list. I was a very happy panda to see the brandon lee line from showdown in Little tokyo.

• Boo.

• WHOSE RESPONSIBLE T... nevermind.

• Oh hiiIIIiii, Brion!

• Agreed. If anything, that should be on a 'greatest quotes' list.

• NOT NICK CAGE! OH GOD, NOT NICK CAGE!

• You look like your head fell in the cheese dip back in 1957.

• I think it's worth noting how many different Tom Cruise, Arnold Schwarzenegger, John Travolta, and Keanu Reeves roles were represented. A++, would LOL again.

• I'm just glad to see James Earl Jones as Kokumo made it in here. After seeing EXORCIST II: THE HERETIC when I was fourteen, my mom and I used to crack each other up by randomly stating "Kokumo will help me find Pazuzu" at inappropriate moments, followed by chants of "Kokumo. Kokumo. Kokumo!"

• 'cheese and crackers' is from the Happening, I believe.

• In the edited version of Snakes on a Plane, Samuel L. Jackson says, "I've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane." I saw it on FX the other night and it cracked me up.

• If you're going to return to the watering hole that much you might as well have just played then entire Batman and Robin film,

• For some reason this felt oddly like a good way to start my birthday today. I gotta say, after that clip of Top Gun, I gotta ask, when everyone was doing their special version of the Brokeback Mountain trailer, please tell me there was one made using Top Gun, like Brokeback Ship, or something?

• Believe it or not, the TV version of Shark Attack 3: Megalodon has John Barrowman saying "What do you say I take ya home and we watch I Love Lucy?" then it cuts to them in the shower. Oh how far you've come, Catpain Jack.

• That brought to tears, tears of what I don't really know, but why the hell did people write some of these?

• This is a TERRIBLE list. Most of those lines aren't cheesy. In fact, a great deal of them are the most remembered line from said movie. And really, the person who made the list is reaching so far with Luke whining to Uncle Owen? Give me a fucking break. "Cheesy" means you groan and roll your eyes because the line is either out of place, way to obvious to need to be said, or just plain ridiculous to the point of being absurd. "Life is like a box of chocolates" isn't cheesy because it totally fits the character in the movie. Come on Rob, you can do better than drivel like this...

• It should be noted that most of these featured Arnold either being present in the scene or speaking the lines himself...

• It's from The Wicker Man remake.

• Wicker Man I believe. Don't know the "cheese and crackers" one though.

• That would be the 2006 remake of <i>The Wicker Man</i>. The ultimate proof that dark, magical forces are at work to keep Nicholas Cage appearing in movies.

• The Room is the true definition of perfection.

• "STOP EATING MY SEASAME CAKE!" Perfection...

• Anybody who doesn't think Top Gun resulted in "don't ask, don't tell" should watch the last clip. Haha!

• You are tearing me apart, Lisa! BEST BAD MOVIE EVER

• No way "I've come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum" should be on this list! Outrageous!

• What's the movie with Nick Cage and the bee helmet thing? And what's the "cheese and crackers" line from?

• I am glad the Troy "Sack of Wine" line got in. I never understood that line.

• Mmm, cheesy!

• Yeah, some of this is NSFW, and some of it is not safe for the soul. There is some really really terrible stuff in there.

• Some of these are the most quoted lines on Xbox live. What does that tell you. "He's been murdered and someone is responsilbe" AwESOME

• That's 10 minutes of my life I'm never getting back. f***.

• I'd forgotten about Batman's credit card, who thought that'd ever make any sense?!

• And we would have gotten away with it to if it wans't for those meddling youtubers!

• After watching this I`m pretty sure I`m ready for FFF. this is the most horrible thing I saw all week :(

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