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Hello Kitty Chainsaw Massacre
Hello Kitty Chainsaw Massacre
?Yes. A Hello Kitty chainsaw. I admit I have my doubts as to whether this is real, or nerd-made, or just photoshopped, but I am so fucking terrified that it might be real that I’m thinking some very dark thoughts. You know those lunatics who freak out, kill their entire families and then themselves without any reason or warning? I think this is what happens. I mean, you see a Hello Kitty chainsaw, and suddenly murdering your family in their sleep seems like an act of mercy, doesn’t it? (Via Great White Snark and Kitty Hell)
About The Author
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.