By Rob Bricken in
Merchandise
Wednesday, Feb. 3 2010 @ 10:27AM
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36 comments
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Magical Shrimp said:
My husband collects and restores vintage chainsaws as a hobby. I now demand that he make one of these.
PJ replied to Magical Shrimp:
Can he make two?
Soot replied to PJ:
Perhaps 3?
rickicker replied to ZADL:
me too please! but make it a Badtz Badtz Maru one, so i can still retain my goffik/nerd street cred. you know, since he's black and a crow to boot.
John of the Dead replied to rickicker:
Excuse me? If you're carrying a chainsaw you don't need to prove your badassery to anyone. A pink one only makes it *more* badass since it announces you have nothing to prove...just things to cut into small pieces.
rickicker replied to John of the Dead:
the problem with our communication, good sir, is the fact you cannot hear my sarcastic snigger upon said post >:3
Hembree said:
Looks like, the way it's displayed, that it's for an art show or something. That doesn't relieve the fear factor here though now does it?
Whoever said:
It's the "I love you" painted on the blade that terrifies me the most.
PJ said:
Personally, I think this is awesome. Way awesome. The best thing since the Hello Kitty Warhammer 40k Space Marine army I stumbled across a while back. (Too lazy to find a link, but it's out there)
I'd buy it. I live in a condo and have no feasible need for a chainsaw, but I think if I stuck that sucker near the door, would-be burglars would see it and run, terrified for their lives. Best deterrent ever.
Lithroe replied to PJ:
Or they'd pick it up after they broke through the door.
PJ replied to Lithroe:
Your logic is totally getting in the way of my dreams.
Anonymouse replied to PJ:
Might this be the image for which you are looking, good sir?
http://onastick.net/sitz/images/hk40k.html
Lithroe said:
Resident Evil 4 would have been a much more terrifying experience if those wielded by the Chainsaw Wielding Ganado.
Farglesnarf said:
I'd love to see THAT in Evil Dead!
lou-bert vs. q-bert said:
Does the fact that I want that chainsaw make me one confused man?
Lithroe replied to lou-bert vs. q-bert:
I would say no, that thing should not exist, most guys want things that should not exist. I being one.
lou-bert vs. q-bert replied to Lithroe:
That's what I mean, Hello Kitty is for little girls, chainsaws are for adult males, but the audacity of such a combination makes me want this nonexistent Hello Kitty chainsaw
rickicker said:
you see? you SEE?! i've been TELLING you for YEARS now that HelloKitty induces EVIL in man! but did you listen? Noooooooooooooooo!
do4m said:
Sweet merciful crap! I want one of those!!
Logging will never be the same again... (I'd better start calling HK chainsaw victims logs in order to sleep soundly at night...)
anon said:
its apparent that its cgi
Lt. said:
As a female and a fan of destructive things, I totally want this. Holy shit it's awesome.
Sinislaw said:
this saw is either a painted/modded antique or a complete fabrication.
I cut tree's for a living and can tell you this is one of the least practical designs I've seen, hello kitty paint aside.
PJ replied to Sinislaw:
Trees? It's for zombies, duh!
unicornskckass said:
that is the cutest distributer of death i have ever seen. i would pay good moneys for a kero kero keroppi version.
demoncat said:
that is proof that Hello kitty is truely evil though on the other hand that thing is the perfect gift for hello kitty haters who are pycho over the thing. that and also those who hate barney will no doubt find some use if some one out of their minds give them this thing. not to mention the person who made the hello kitty saw is the thing to be most afraid of .
Zade said:
There should be more hello kitty products... guns, grenades, missiles, attack helicopters... the mind balks at the possibilities... i want a hello kitty shotgun now!!
ragdoll replied to Zade:
I don't remember where I found it, but I'm pretty sure I've seen a demotivational poster featuring a Hello Kitty assault rifle before.
Hypersapien said:
I have a deep and dire need to see a cute kayee-frye-esque girl use that thing on an army of zombies.
Stassja said:
Looks awesome, but cgi in my opinion. Looks like they may have started with a real photo of a chainsaw though! Good work either way. :D
smeginthehead said:
THe funny thing is at work we call the cheap crappy chainsaws for yuppies "Hello Kitty chainsaws"
Zade said:
Okay, there is a website named hellokittyhell.com which contains a bunch of hello kitty stuff... including hello kitty grenades, handguns, assault rifles... and the shotgun:) This makes me so happy...
