• May the Fur be with you. May the Fur be with you all.

• STILL didn't believe me that HELL-o Kitty was evil, did you? DOUBTED me did you? well, I. HOPE. YOU'RE. HAPPY!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

• Update: I hate you. I hate you all. Urge to kill rising... Rising...

• Don't. Tempt. Me.

• fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou FUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU SANRIO!!!!!! I now hate everyone and everything. Damn you, Bricken!

• We can always pretend it's a Hello Kitty version of Spaceballs...

• AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. nuff said.

• Hooray I posted it in the last Star Wars topic and others sent it in! Thanks! For the life of me I can't seem to get that... tip sending link thing to work... so I have to use my own email and I don't think Rob gets it... Anyway there are also Hello Kitty Darth Vador costumes and lightsabors on kittyhell.com along with a bunch of other (Star Wars or not) crap... it's fantastic...

• By 1 minute in I wanted to punch someone in the face....by 2 minutes in I wanted to stab someone in the face....now by 3 minutes in I was preparing to stab myself in the face.

• Memories... And, Jesus, it's for the 5-10 year old set and filled with cat-puns. And from the 80s. What did you expect?

• Well, to put it shortly, My Melody's own show Onegai My Melody is basically a standard magical girl show - or magical rabbit, as might be more accurate in this case. Among other things, she's stopped the apocalypse from happening and can summon a powerful superhero who wears a pink bunny costume: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXiygiBtVSo

• HAHAHAHA I don't even know what to say....

• A little part of me died from watching this and the rest became an alcoholic.

• I know it's funny to take things like this out of context so everyone can rip on it, but I'm sure for small children who saw this it was enough to keep their attention on the screen. And it looks like the animators probably had some fun drawing it. I don't see what the big deal is, although I will say I didn't watch more than a couple minutes of it...

• I liked it. It's like a drug trip.

• Call me crazy, but I thought it was fucking adorable.

• ...Why did I think that this was a fanfiction friday when I read the title?

• YOU LOST ME AT ONCE UPON A MEOW

• That was the hottest FFF yet!

• Yup. I was thinking the same thing.

• Its offical. Looked her up and she has been in everything.

• In the words of Morrissey: You have killed me. You have killed me.

• Cool, it's like the way "Secret Lives of Waldo Kitty" totally deconstructed "Star Trek". Except with Tara Strong. EVERYTHING is better with a little Toot in it.

• I got ten bucks that says this WILL be the basis for an FFF by summer.

• Are you joking? That just warmed my scarred and blackened heart. Seriously though, I did enjoy the one line where Darth Catnip (gag) said "Just wait til the sequel." At least there's a modicum of humor/in-joke for the Star Wars lovin'-parents.

• Alright SDCC one year, not this year though. and dear god thank you! those first two minutes were nightmarish.

• I wanna know if the people behind this abomination even saw Star Wars, or if it was described to them via interpretive dance.

• time for evasive action, he shouts as he plows into the bridge of the oncoming ship. That part make me smirk, but in a good way.

• Am I a horrible human being for enjoying that? Yes, I think I am...

• Painful. Horrible. But I couldn't NOT watch it. The whole time I was yelling at my screen trying to direct the way it's really supposed to go. A flee saber? Really? REALLY? Damn this blizzard because I need some whiskey. STAT.

• Was that a honey and bee lightsaber? what the hell?

• Don't. Just don't. There was no Keropi. I am saving you time, so you owe me a drink.

• The penguin was adorable, and I like My melody...but reading another comment mentioning Keroppi, means I'll watch the next eight minutes. and I'm not looking forward to it..

• I made it to four minutes. Fuck. You.

• IT HURTS AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY D: Oh god, of all the things that irked me in this this is that Robots were clearly organic (or else, why would they feel the need to scratch their bodiesAAAAUUGHG I'M OVERTHINKING IT) Rob, how could you D: It's almost as bad as Pokemon Fic, only more sacrilegous. It's so utterly WRONG. It's a parody, awful, awful parody. But I cannot unsee it. D: And this comes from someone who actually enjoyed Spaceballs. "Spacekitty helloballs" DO NOT WAAAANT Oh god, I need FFF. Anything is better that this.

• Rob, clearly you aren't appreciating this for what it is: THE MOST EPIC STAGE SHOW SINCE EVER. Did you SEE those onstage graphics?! That scenery was big budget and top notch! I don't think George Lucas could ever create such a realistic looking stage version of Star Wars.

• I am probably going to get chewed out for this, but I really like it. Hello Kitty is too cute!!! It makes me smile.

• I know, right?? Susie, from Rugrats, Foxy from Drawn Together, some-other-black-character-from-that-one-show-on-cartoon-network-that-I-never-watched-so-I-don't-know-what-it's-called-but-she's-totally-the-voice-I-looked-it-up-on-IMDB. Wouldn't it be awesome to have a voice acting gig?

• now imagine M Night doing to Avatar what Hello Kitty did to Star Wars and you'll understand where a few of us who complain come from. not that it's a perfect analogy mind you. but there you go.

• Rationality? On this site (much less the internet itself)? You sir, are hilarious.

• I...I really have to know. Space Monkey X, do you mean HAX as in cheat-hax? Clearly, there is more drama in the Hello Kitty universe than I had thought possible. What on earth could a Hello Kitty character possibly do that would make her a cheat-hax kind of character relative to everyone else?

• I don't even need to watch this clip.. sadly I've seen it a few dozen times already (my 4 year old got it for Christmas - joy!). I mean, I'm a huge HK/SW fan girl, but even I can't take this stuff. There is a reason Hello Kitty doesn't have a mouth. The cartoons are just plain wrong! Heck, these were even made in the 80s, the golden age for cartoons but that doesn't even help em any. If anyone actually WANTS to buy this, HULU has it wrong. It's Hello Kitty's Furry Tale Theater or as the box actually says: HK goes to the movies... because yes, there are more! This lovely DVD includes such 'gems' like: K.T. - The Kitty Terrestrial The Wizard of Paws Kitty and the Kong Paws - The Great White Dog Shark and of course, Cat Wars where in a galaxy fur, fur away, princess kitty and friends unite to save planet Caturn and the entire kitty universe from the purr-fectly clawed clutches of Darth Catnip. It's a high-flyin' sci-fi adventure! Gag me with a spoon, bleh.

• I made it to 1:40. Fuck you. Seriously. This is an utter abomination. KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!

• C'mon guys, don't overreact like 9-year old fanboys. I had a good laugh with this one, heck, I have to find this on DVD for my daughter, maybe that's a good way to introduce her the original trilogy.

• I appreciate your concern for us jungle people. The Hulu guys are pretty much asking for some serious anthropophagy by setting up this country restriction shit.

• I'm not sure what exactly was supposed to be so bad about this. This was just your average "cartoon does a loose adaptation of a popular movie" episode. Casting My Melody, the most HAX Sanrio character, as R2-D2, the most HAX Star Wars character, is pure genius. Heck, my only real problem with it was the lack of Badtzmaru as Han Solo shooting - or ice creaming, as the case might be - Keroppi as Greedo first.

• I always thought it was "Hello Kitty's Furry Tale Theater." Because it was a play on words. Furry Tales...instead of...fairy...tales...OH FUCK THIS SHIT IS STILL HAUNTING ME!!! I EVEN REMEMBER SOME OF THE DAMN EPISODES!!!! LIKE PAWS: THE GREAT WHITE DOG SHARK!!!! THE GODDAMN TUNE IS STUCK IN MY HEAD!!!!

• ugh, after two minutes of that I could feel my brain shutting down.

• Any show with the word "Furry" in the title can only bring paaaaaaain.

• She's pretty damn hard to miss, isn't she? Whenever you need a voice for a sassy female character, a black female character, or even a sassy black female character, Cree Summers will be there!

• I wish Obi Wan had given Luke a pimp coat in Star Wars. That would have been bad ass.

• still not as bad as the Holiday Special...

• no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! I refuse to believe that this thing exists

• All this made me think is there a cartoon Cree Summer has not done a voice on??? And I'll take Seal 3-PO any day over Anthony Daniels anyday..

• KHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

• I remember actually watching this on a Saturday morning in the 80's.

• Thanks for preventing me from watching it. I can't help myself to click the links, even with all your warnings. This way, I can keep my diner down tonight... Thank you

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