Anime, Movies

Hello Kitty’s Star Wars Is a Nightmarish Orgy of Horror and Insanity (Updated)


Update: Never mind. I found a YouTube version. Suffer along with the rest of us.

I know you foreign-y TR readers are upset that I’ve just posted a Hulu clip, which is probably unviewable in your bizarre, non-American lands, but I promise you I have done you an immense favor. Because you will not be able to watch this 11-minute episode of Hello Kitty’s Furry Dream Theatre, and its scat-covered skullfucking of not just Star Wars, but of everything that is good and holy. It’s like if David Lynch, Hitler and Sanrio made a cartoon together. Everyone who sent this in: I hate you. (Via Kitty Hell)

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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.