Yes,
Firefly fans, you can believe your eyes -- you can now own Captain Mal's coat, even if you're not Captain Mal. This designer replica is made of 100% real suede, itself made entirely from calves slaughtered by Fox executives during their dark rituals; it also has brass buttons, which is pretty cool. Thanks to the machinations of
Geek Girl Diva, who alerted me to the coat's existence, it's currently on sale for $319, plus you get free shipping if you enter
EETWEET12 in the coupon code. Buy it
here before I purchase them all to wipe my mouth off after I suck Joss Whedon's dick (beat you to it, dickweeds).
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