Hey, Browncoats, It’s a… Brown Coat


?Yes, Firefly fans, you can believe your eyes — you can now own Captain Mal’s coat, even if you’re not Captain Mal. This designer replica is made of 100% real suede, itself made entirely from calves slaughtered by Fox executives during their dark rituals; it also has brass buttons, which is pretty cool. Thanks to the machinations of Geek Girl Diva, who alerted me to the coat’s existence, it’s currently on sale for $319, plus you get free shipping if you enter EETWEET12 in the coupon code. Buy it here before I purchase them all to wipe my mouth off after I suck Joss Whedon’s dick (beat you to it, dickweeds).