Not all of adult-level problems need to be targeted at kids. This is more than a little fucked up.

Somehow I think that wouldn't have stopped the Ex from doing what / who she did. Hell, I bet even some of my fellow nerds around here got lucky with her! Or will!

In any event, it seems to be a "Top Ten" about the Ten Commandments. Seven is adultery, and the intro kind of mentions that. I wonder what the other nine look like now. Especially the kill one. That should be fun with cartoon animals.

A rather innocuous reminder to do the right thing, wouldn't you say?

Fan Fiction Saturday Morning?

Fuck Osborn for not knowing. Fuck him hard.

Anybody else notice all the animals were NAKED???? Adultry is a lot harder to resist when you've got all that sweet,hot rabbit ass staring you in the face dat after day....

The hilarious thing is this cartoon uses animals to get the message across.

What will the children think when their pet "Mr. Hamster" decides to stray from his intended mate with another? Will they lecture the little rodent that he's living in sin and defying the will of our Lord?

Oh, I would love to hear the parents try to explain that one . . .

This is worse than the other story easily.

Holy shit, you've just discovered the Kingdom Chums!

They're basically a Christian-ripoff of the Care Bears. This video is from a special called "The Original Top Ten", and it features 10 (count them, 10) songs about the Ten Commandments (duh!).

The lion you see singing in the video is actually Tony "Tie a Yellow Ribbon Around the Ole Oak Tree" Orlando, while the cat is Debby "You Light Up My Life" Boone. There's also a raccoon called Little David voiced by Frankie Valli and Mirrian the Yes-You-Can Bear (ugh) voiced by Marylin McCoo. And don't forget the tiger Marvelous Mose (sic), voiced by Billy Preston. One of the kids (the bully Osborne) is also voiced by Scott Menville (yes, by Teen Titans Robin).

You know, I've been using the internet for so long now that a women getting aroused from having fetus's sucked out of her is understandable. I get the mind that comes up with FFF. This kind of stuff...what leads someone to think this makes any sense? And unlike the uncircumcised Klingon thing, this clearly has effort, talent, and money going into it. I mean, what the fuck? This just breaks me. Thanks Rob, looks like I'm having a Vodka sandwich for breakfast.

I agree that real life will be fun to explain to kids after seeing this. Apart from the swans, all those animals kind of rely on "sleeping around" to keep the gene pool healthy and continue the species. Especially cats, when one litter of kittens can come from multiple fathers. But hey, who cares about facts when you're tryin' to save souls?

Oh my GOD *urm, sorry, GOSH* I remember this special! >.

So they expect people to stay with a partner no matter what, even if the person you married is abusive ass-wipe?

Glad to see they're teaching their kids all the right values to go into adulthood with.

Oh Jeebus Fucking Christ. This *shudder* was not good. I think my liver knows whats coming next.

So...this is arguably a better cartoon moral than "you shouldn't kill mass-murdering supervillains that there's no way of permanently detaining," but the presentation is really where it suffers.

The age group might be off, too. But again, arguably, this need not prevent showing an important aesop. So maybe I *can* get funding for my animated musical special about Herman Kahn...'think Hynden Walch might be interested? And more importantly, does anyone know a good rhyme for "megadeaths"?

I kept waiting for the (((Click))) ***BAM BAM*** "BAMBI'S MOM!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO"

OK, how the FUCK was this in the "related videos?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnYLxgkB9Fk&feature=player_embedded

I think rabbits and bunnies where a poor choice for faithful animals....

Very Realistic.
Animals don't sleep around!
Kids, notice how there wasn't a Tiger!

OK.... so.... I am a newbie reader to TR, but already becoming an avid fan of all things Topless Robot and Bricken-ian -- especially Fan Fiction Friday! Which leads me to my question ... It's Friday, so Where the F* is the FFF? I know there was some angst about the infamous Other Story. Please tell me we haven't seen the end of FFF?!

This scared me more than the Pokemon Story.

I agree with the statement made before.

I WANNA SEE THE KILLING ONE!!!!

This wasn't so bad. It's actually teaching a rather nice moral lesson here. Not sure what the age range is for a cartoon like this, but in a couple years, these boys and girls are going to be discovering pairing anyways.
I think too much FFF and Internet has pretty much scarred you guys about anything that involves anthro animals, lol!

The animals look like Captain O.G. Readmore, a cat from the 80s who encouraged kids to...read. Mostly relegated to commercial bumpers, he pretty much demanded that "it's cool to read." Looks like the Incredible World of DiC will always side with a heavy-handed message.

Oh god I remember watching this special one Saturday morning.

Now I can't remember why I sat there through all ten of those songs.

I think I remember the last one being the most lame of them.

This made me throw up in my mouth a little. Okay, a lot. And not so much contained in my mouth, but all over my desk at work. Needless to say, I couldn't even finish watching this horrifying thing... I personally find this more demented than "The Other Story" if only because that was written by just one skeevy perv with mental issues, presumably to be read by a small audience. But this... this? This abomination was obviously made by an animation production company with probably a great many of employees. More like-minds went into the creation of this thing and also it was obviously meant for a much larger audience, too. Oh man, I need to go gargle with arsenic...

Wait - I thought the wingtards arguing against gay marriage were specifically citing their fears that people would want to marry animals next.

So they're ok with animals getting married, just got gays - got it.

And yes the animator was a total furry. Not even subtle about it. Probably in his fursuit when he sketched the storyboards. Probably made something moist in his fursuit too.

You just read that - you can't unread it.

i remember wondering if the execs who okayed and sceduled the kingdom chums special were either beated by the creators in the name of moral values and messages or were on something to put on something so sappy and sugery sweet like that when odds are the kids in the show grew up and wound up not sticking to the rules not to mention some of the age group this show was aimed for proably was too young to under stand what adultry is.

How terrible is it that the Kingdom Chums have an entry at WikiFur?

http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Kingdom_Chums

Is it worse than the fact that there is a WikiFur?

As I kid, I appreciated GI Joe telling me the importance of not grabbing downed power lines, because I might actually run across that situation and should know what to do. As manly as I thought I might have been at the time, there was no actual immediate need for me to know to keep it in my pants once I was married except maybe to understand why my friend's Mom tired to hit his Dad with a rolling pin one Saturday morning.

I wish I had known about this 6 months ago.
signed Tiger Woods

I like how the human characters are Petey and Osborn. Shame the girl isn't Gwen.

furries.. again .. baah..
I need a vaccation.

The things that disturbs me most is this line:

"So watch out everywhere, temptation's always there..."

CONSTANT VIGILANCE!

I use to watch this video all the time!~!!~

Teach our children about adultery? Isn't that what Eraserhead is for?

and isn't ironic that they chose to use a deer and rabbits. the buck usually has several doe "wives" in the heirem.

I wonder what it says about our society today that someone thought they needed to instill this information in kids this young?

*eats his breakfast staring at furries dance*

lol, that took me about the whole song to relise that it was about the ten commandments (well, no. 7 anyway)

Holy cow! I remember these guys! I saw this and another one re-telling David and Goliath when I was like eight years old in 1985. I think it aired on one of the big three networks, which is odd considering the faith-based message.

In this cartoon's defense, it was about the 10 commandments and this particular song is about the 7th commandment. Guess they put it in there for the sake of having all 10 featured.

Tiger Woods new golfing theme song to boost his "cleaned up" image. Brilliant.

I dunno, if John Edwards, Tiger Woods and Jesse James had seen this as kids, maybe they wouldn't be in the trouble they're in now.

Wow, until I watched this, I didn't know that I was constantly tempted to cheat on my husband! What an eye opener!

Come on guys, I bet even Satan diggs loyalty, and if you cant trust God, you can always trust Satan. That's what I got from all this, so you can trust me.

So... are there nine more of these songs? Because I'd love to hear the one about murder.

Do we all remember that line from a Crosby, Stills, and Nash song, "If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with"?