Finally, a Cartoon that Teaches Our Children Not to Commit Adultery
I can’t tell you how many marriages between 8-year-olds I’ve seen end horribly because one of them slept around. Hopefully, these adorable cartoon bunnies and kitties and their jaunty anti-adultery song will finally teach these children that once they’re, uh… married, they shouldn’t be fucking other… uh… children, no matter how much…. uh… they come on to you WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE (Via I Heart Chaos)
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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.