• A big red fist wrapped around a big stiff thing with a glans. How could that possibly be GAY?! Obviously this perfume bottle is whacking itself off. Probably to pictures of Scarlet Yohansson.

• I was wondering if anyone else noticed that.

• "Red Shirt Star Trek Cologne - because tomorrow may never come."

• Tony Stark would drink something so insanely expensive none of us have ever heard of. Like Adamantiumschlager.

• I think it would be a mix of something like that pleasant ozone smell from grinding and welding, expensive leather (like what the seats in a ferrarri probably smell like), gun oil, and the intoxicating aroma a room takes on when you unbox a whole bunch of new computer parts.

• Well, well, well. This shows that one of the improvements Tony made to his armor includes a pimp ring. Classy.

• I prefer the Twisted Toyfare Theater version. HICK!

• http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/gear/bcdc/ Oh the description is too die for.

• The cover for the Demon in a Bottle storyline shows Winston Canadian Whiskey. Yes, I did just Google image search for "demon in a bottle iron man", why do you ask?

• "but I think that a true Tony Stark cologne would be full of pure Grey Goose vodka, which he squirts into his mouth when he thinks no one's looking." Oh Rob, what makes you think Tony Stark cares who sees him drink?

• It probably smells of whiskey, industrial lubricant, sweat, and Astro Boy's tears.

• this is just the movie merch wheel in motion the studio and marvel trying to make sure they get loads of money from iron two and . think Iron mans choice of sweet booze is scotch . and love how the package art contains iron patriot. some one forgot tony stark is iron man not iron patriot.

• I think it's iron gay. (Seriously, a big red fist?)

• Wow, that I hadn't seen. So, what, it'll make you smell dead or something?

• It just occurred to me how rank the inside of Tony's armor must smell after battle. I wonder if the inside of Norman Osborns armor smells like hubris.

• it is totally a meme don't worry. the internet hasn't failed you

• I've actually smelled the regular Only The Brave. I like their regular cologne a little better, but if the promo version smells anything like their regular Only The Strong, I could see Tony wearing it. As for the bottle, the regular one is also a fist. They just re-colored it.

• In real life "Only the Brave" smells like someone ate a cigar, drank a daiquiri and threw it up in the back of a Seattle taxi cab during a downpour. Basically, Downey pre-rehab.

• Nah, it's a pretty glaring issue.

• By that I mean the packaging and appearance, I should clarify.

• I thought the Star Trek perfume/colognes were cute. This is just a little tacky.

• yes!

• Yep Tiberius is the cologne. There's also a "Red Shirt'' cologne.

• Also, I vote that the Old Spice "dude on a horse" commercials be redone with RDJr. for this product. Talk about the man I wish my man could be.

• Hmm, if this doesn't smell like whiskey, there's no point.

• Yeah...I mean- don't people get Paid to do that kind of stuff? How difficult would it have been to use any images from the Extremis storyline? (The one where the artist also designed the movie suit?) Or how about any of the cover images from the Stark:Disassembled (or Reassembled?) storyline that would actually look good for advertising? Wait, what am I talking about- the bottle is a goddamn fist holding a metal pipe.

• Does it bother anyone else that they didn't bother to use ACTUAL Iron Man on the box? It's Iron Patriot. It's been really bothering me ever since I first heard about it. I know. I'm a loser.

• Johnnnie Walker BLUE or Remy Martin Louis XIII Cognac!

• black?If he would drink JW it would be blue or gold.

• HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! HOLY SHIT I DIDN'T NOTICE THAT!!! THAT IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!

• I'm thinking Tony would reek of Johnny Walker Black (the whiskey, not to be confused with US Agent), sluts and chinese food. My question is - why does the bottle resemble someone fisting a vibrator?

• I love how they have a nice image of the Iron Patriot on the front of the box. Way to go marketing research team!

• I don't know how that isn't a meme already. I lol'd the first time I saw Jeff Bridges yell that, but I was the only one of my friends who thought it was funny.

• This is for the win.

• Dude, when Scarlett Johanssen is at my side at the Iron Man 2 premiere, THEN you can make fun of the cologne! *sprays all over self*

• It isn't as bad at the Tiberius/Pon Far perfume/cologne I saw at Borders the other day. No clue which is which. My guess is that Tiberius would be the cologne.

• Tony always struck me as more of a Scotch or Bourbon type of guy than Vodka.

• Grey Goose? Nah, Tony Stark cologne screams Gentleman Jack to me. Besides, that would actually smell good. Grey Goose is tasty, but all Vodka smells like nail polish.

• No effing way Tony Stark drinks Grey Goose. Even when off the wagon. If he pays top dollar for something, he GETS top dollar, not overpriced mouthwash.

• TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO CRAFT THIS UNIQUE BLEND OF AROMAS IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!

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