• YOU! Who are moving now! Answer! bump

• You just know that somewhere there's somebody who's biggest headache for the past twenty years has been debating whether or not this game is canon or not. And to that guy it totally MATTERS whether it is or not and it totally MATTERS whether you care or not. My biggest headache is that someday I will be seated next to this guy on an overnight flight.

• I'm guessing: restraining order?

• This is why I come here. Thank you.

• I used to have this game. Played the heck out of it...used to work the system by noting when he would interrupt and make sure the player you hated was moving when he'd show. One night, we were playing and we were really getting into it. One guy got sent to the brig and he kept giving the Klingon the finger whenever he spoke to him--of course, he'd do it while the Klingon "wasn't looking." Good times. Then one fateful day, the VCR ate the tape and that was the end of that game.

• ...I think this guy is on the TNG episode on WGN right now. It's something about a knife and a Klingon who may or may not be a descendant of Kayliss (or Kayless, no idea how it's spelled). ...oh, wait, they just said he's a clone. ...dude, what the hell is going on?

• I am both frightened and entertained.

• I owned it too. Sadly not anymore, but this brought back tons of laughs lmao.

• It says you are an awesome person for buying it on Amazon.

• I just bought this on Amazon. I don't know what this says about me.

• Yeah, I have this silly VHS game. That Klingon has taken over the Enterprise D and wishes to destroy some Klingon shit to start a war or something. You and the people playing are the only ones on the ship, trying to save it. While you play the VHS runs and captain dipshit likes to interrupt the play, but since he can't know who you are, he always wants to know which player just moved. It's a silly game.

• You know what they say about guys with big forehead ridges...

• "Yeah, I know. I'm ugly."

• This makes me sad...We spent hours playing this game over and over. I always seemed to end up being Pooge!

• I still have this game too. Now I'm going to have nightmares about experiencing Bij.

• Oh shit, I have this game still, I loved playing it when I was a kid but no one ever wanted to play it with me.

• Heh. Basically it was a VHS game that combined the themes of the episodes "Disaster" and "Cause and Effect". Yes, it is the actor that played Gowran in all his bug-eyed glory, and he would pop in and you had to immediately stop what you were doing, hail him as "Captain" and hope that he didn't decide to send you to the brig or wherever. The other comments seemed to covered it pretty well. I'm just surprised that anyone else remembers this game. P.S. My friends and I would play a variant that stated that it was the second person to nab him was the true winner. It added an interesting PvP element to the whole thing... as these things go.

• I'm embarrassed that my high school did not have a Star Trek club. It has a LOST club now. Why can't I go back to high school?

• And nor should you!

• No it isn't from the Star Trek Experience though that is Robert O'Reilly aka Gowron.

• The Star Trek Interactive VHS game is actually fairly rad. I've got a friend with a copy, and he's ripped it to DVD and regularly brings it to parties; I'll see if I can get him to upload it somewhere so you can see the whole thing. Experience Bij

• I wonder if it is from the Star Trek experience they used to have at the Hilton in Vegas?

• YOU! THE ONE WHO IS MOVING NOW! ANSWER! EXPERIENCE BIJJ!! Do we have a couple new WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS's to contend with?

• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQGR5QmKly8 why did anyone think vhs games would work?

• I still own it! but sadly not a VCR :( This was a fun game as a kid... not so challenging the last time I played it (I am 30 now). the actor was the same actor as the one who played Gowron in ST:TNG, though this Klingon was named something else, and had stollen the Enterprise.

• I had a neighbor lady who was obsessed with collecting things. She collected two things: pigthings (in her kitchen) and star trek toys. She totally had this game. I remember watching her and my older brother play it.

• did anybody ever play Atmosfear? it was one of those VHS games like the video. you got to be one of 4 or 5 different monsters, working your way through the board. but there was some kind of weird time limit in the beginning, and if you didn't become one of the main monsters, you were a Soul Ranger (pronounced Soula Ranga by the video dude), and you were basically fucked the rest of the game. it all culminated in you having to have your greatest fear read aloud to the group (you wrote it down on a piece of paper ahead of time)... REALLY fun game... damn, i gotta find that at my parent's house. i never realized how funny all those clips would be when edited together.

• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Klingon_Challenge

• <b>STOP!</b> THE ONE WHO'S TURN IT IS NEXT! ANSWER ME, YOU MAGGOT! <p> <b>I AM THE <i>GATEKEEPAH!!!</i></b> <p> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvrbpG_-Vrk

• Everything is Terrible? Since this is star trek related shouldn't it be Everything Is Tribble?

• YES!! I Still have this game from 15+ years ago! Captain (or Commander?) Kavok had hijacked the Ent-D from a Federation Space Station (?), while all major staff were on ship leave (??), locked down the bridge, and programmed the ship to head to the Klingon home world in an attempt to re-ignite the Klingon-Federation war. You needed to get 6 isoleniar chips for your tricorder (acted as keys to differnet parts of the ship) and pick up a phaser in order to try get to the bridge through Jefferies tubes to assault Kavok and prevent the attack. All players were competing against each other to be the winner. I've been despertely trying to convince my board game regulars to give it a go, but just seeing their faces shrink and bodies shudder every time I mention it, it serves as a decent consolation until the day I can make them EXPERINCE BIJ!!!

• I -almost- had this game, I received it as a gift, sat down to play it, and the video actually didn't work. I decided I wanted something else when I returned the game.

• as if his BUGGY EYES could not give him away ;) just like you can always spot RON PEARLMAN in anything cus his MUG is sooo freaky looking (nemisis, Aliens -resurection , hellboy) (yes i realize im spelling titles wrong , so FTW) BRING ON THE BLOODWINE ^^

• Yeah I had this when I was a kid, I used to be obsessed with it. All I can remember is that for the first 10 or so mins of the video all you see is the Klingons boots as he walks around the enterprise, and then for the rest of the game he barks about how he's sending you to the brig or placing you in a stasis field.

• I seem to remember that he locked himself in the command room or something. It didn't exactly have much of a storyline, anyway. If I remember right, all he really did was appear on the screen every few minutes, and say "You! The one who is moving now! Answer! Hah! Experience beesh!" That really was pretty much all I can remember him doing. The beesh thing, I think, was just basically 'draw a card and do what it says'

• This game is somewhere in the back of a closet at my parents' house.... That guy always startled the hell out of me

• Holy crap, I actually still HAVE this. One of my most treasured memories of my childhood is playing this with a friend who nearly pissed himself when Gowron popped up all of a sudden and yelled "MEV! YOOOOOOOU! THE ONE WHO IS MOVING NOW! ANSWER ME, YOU WORM!"

• THE ONE WHO IS MOVING NOW!!! That cacked me up more than anything. You'd think they'd come up with a better way of identifying the player. Guess it makes more sense when you have the board in front of you.

• I played this game once about 10 years ago at a New Year's Eve party. It's utterly bonkers. It doesn't really work as a game - never quite decides whether the players are trying to work as a team or challenging each other - but the random Klingon interruptions definitely added to the fun.

• Nothing like having Gowron yelling at you to make you want to watch this over again!

• I thought you were being racist for a minute there.....

• Thank you.

• Yup, I also had (probably still have) this game. I only played it a few times as it was long and complicated and not entirely fun. That video is amazing, though!

• So, so, so full of win.

• Kind of like the way Guidos look much different now than they did in the 1990s.

• A friend of mine had this back in the 90's and one night a bunch of us played it. It was fun in a totally geeky way. This quasi-Gowron would constantly yell at players (usually me) during a turn. Ah, the simpler times of the 90's...

• My high school Star Trek club beat that game with 5 seconds to spare. That's correct. Star Trek club. I have no embarrassment about that.

• Bahahaha, this is amazing.

• Evolution. Warlike species, developed ridged forehead to protect the brain, secondary nervous system, third lung. All adaptations to survive inevitable combat due to increased aggression in the species. Intelligent species enter a crosroad in their existence, where they must either learn to control their innate violence in order to survive, or adapt to physically survive it. Another good example of this are the Krogan of Mass Effect. They also feature a thick, bony plate on their heads, along with secondary nervous systems. However, Krogan eyes are positioned at the side of their heads, giving them a 240 degree view. This is usually a sign of a prey animal, since it gives the animal the ability to see movement and danger. Klingons lack this adaptation. Forward-facing eyes are an adaptation of a predator, allowing better aim for the mouth to kill it's prey. Seeing some of the enormous creatures on Tuchanka, one can only determine that at one time, Krogan were not the most dangerous predators on their planet, but Klingons always have been on theirs.

• Why can't players just kick his ass? Now accepting theories. I suspect something about DNA mutating.

• Yeah, that's Gowron. Robert O'Reilly

• I used to have this board game, used to play it with my dad and brother when I was in my early teens. We couldn't stop laughing at it. From that point on, we'd randomly shout 'EXPERIENCE BIJ!' just to crack each other up.

• I think that guy is the guy who played Chancellor Gowron through most of next gen/Deep space nine. It sounds and looks like him, but he looks like he's playing a different klingon. Anybody else think so?

• Here is a video of people playing it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQGR5QmKly8

• i have a recurring nightmare like this

• How dare you ask such questions? Now you must suffer bij.

• Used to have this. It was indeed a VHS game, and not a very good one. Story was something along the lines of a Klingon steals the enterprise while it's being cleaned, and the only people left on it are the players, who need to run around the ship collecting computer bits in order to win. Makes me yearn for Atmosfear, really.

• Yep, this is a VHS board game just like Nightmare I used to play with some geek friends in the 90s. The Klingon takes over the Enterprise and you have to liberate it while he screams at you for an hour or so. I lost at it constantly.

• I'm not a Star Trek fan by any means but I always wondered why Klingon foreheads look like giant walnut shells / old man scrotum. Anyone know?

• League of Gentlemen as in http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a27zbNyf3x4

• HOLY FUCK! I own this board game, kinda like the Nightmare series. I completely forgot about it. I must now go find...

• What is he saying at the end, over and over?

• ...What was the question? I don't know the answer!

• Sounds like Papa Lazarou from the League of Gentlemen: "You're MY wife now, Dave!!"

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