Alice in Wonderland to get 1,145,872nd “Dark” Re-Imagining

Because Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter taught us that faithful adaptations of well-loved fantasy stories do well, Hollywood plans to promptly ignore that point. Mainly because if something’s in the public domain, there’s no way to stop somebody else making a sequel unless you can throw in your own copyrighted elements.

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“Really? This shit again?”

So of course the creator of CSI has a new Wonderland pilot coming, because why not. As you might expect, it involves somebody re-piecing together events that led up to a life-changing event for a woman named Clara. Clara must journey to Wonderland and take on the evil queen, who…

Do you see the twist coming yet?

Wait for it…

…the evil queen whose name is Alice!