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Alice in Wonderland to get 1,145,872nd “Dark” Re-Imagining

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Because Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter taught us that faithful adaptations of well-loved fantasy stories do well, Hollywood plans to promptly ignore that point. Mainly because if something’s in the public domain, there’s no way to stop somebody else making a sequel unless you can throw in your own copyrighted elements.

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“Really? This shit again?”


So of course the creator of CSI has a new Wonderland pilot coming, because why not. As you might expect, it involves somebody re-piecing together events that led up to a life-changing event for a woman named Clara. Clara must journey to Wonderland and take on the evil queen, who…

Do you see the twist coming yet?

Wait for it…

…the evil queen whose name is Alice!

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YEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist