No joke. I'm a cruel, horrible bastard, but even I would never joke about William Shatner and Chinese Taiwanese Susan Boyle clone/singing sensation Lin Yu Chun's incredible rendition of "Total Eclipse of the Heart" on George Lopez's talk show last night. It took all my willpower to save this video for the end of the day (minus the TR contest) just so that everyone could enjoy its grandeur and majesty at the end of their working week, thus ensuring a weekend of joy and contentment. When George Lopez dies, his tombstone will read "Hosted and Enabled Shatner/Lin Yu Chun Duet." If he wants something different, he'd better cure cancer or something, because otherwise, he'll never beat this.