Proof: This Star Wars Return of the Jedi-inspired backyard fort, which is pretty much the coolest motherfucking thing I have ever seen. It used to exist, and no it doesn't. Advantage: past. A goddamn speederbike swing? Computer consoles in the fort? Sound effects? It's so awesome I'm almost ready to vomit at the fact there is absolutely no chance of me ever owning it or playing on it. That no-good Great White Snark dug this thing up; don't praise him, because I know he only sent it around to make sad.