Oh, Syfy. I thought you had a little class. But I also thought you were losing touch with what viewer audiences wanted to see, and it's clear I was wrong on both counts. Ladies and gentlemen, please behold the only reason why Mega Python Vs. Gatoroid was made, the ultimate fight of 1987, the fight scene between former ultra-annoying pop singers Tiffany and Debbie Gibson (that's Debbie Gibson
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SyFy is an insult to legitimate syphilis too. They caused the inventor of television to be retroactively ejected from heaven. They will be the direct cause of the Robot Apocalypse. If you add up the Unicode values for the full name of SyFy's parent corporation, it equals 666. SyFy ate Mr. T's balls before there even WAS an Internet. I'm just saying, SyFy ain't shit, y'all. And they have elected to steer into the badness and fire the afterburners.
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This kind of thing is the only reason I'd ever want to see either of them again, so, yeah, props to Syfy for that.
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But Gibson's Playboy pictorial was WAY better than Tiffany's.
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Man, that was hot! They need a nude version of this!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, and i doubt we need to see the movie, now that we have seen this.
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Team Tiffany. All the way. You know it, bitches.
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"I think...we're alone now." Pure. Effing. Genius. The only way this could be better is if later in the movie, Tiffany says something to the effect of, "We can't split up, we're STAYING TOGETHER!!" Wow, I can't believe how in love I still am with these two. I think I'm going to watch this stupid movie.
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Somewhere in 1987 my fourth grade self just came.
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I guess this means I have to wait another 10 years for my dream girl/girl fight of Jennifer Love Hewitt vs. Lacey Chabert.
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Bill Hicks is spinning in his grave.
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my money is on Tiffany! CLEARLY she could strangle hold Debbie with her milk-junkies! come on, place your bets! XD
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You don't understand what SyFy is trying to do with these "new B" movies. They're supposed to be ultra-campy in the 1950s and 1970s B Sci Fi film style. Think Mothra micro-girls titillation. Just the same thing but a bit more raw. Girls fighting with cream pies. Yeah, that's camp.
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SyFy is an insult to legitimate SyFy everywhere.
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SyFy needs to cancel Eureka, Warehouse 13, that ghost hunting crap, and it's scores of repellent made for cable atrocities and just show that scene. Over and over. 24 hours a day. Period.
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Remember, there are three classes of large breasts: "Real", "Fake", and "Fake, But Who Cares?"
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Didn't I have this particular dream twenty years back? ... Well, I'm not averse to reminders.
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The ultimate '80s pop superstar catfight! In a pond! With pies! And prop glasses! Can this get any more awesome? If Debbie and Tiffany mutate into Mega Python and Gatoroid and fight slo-mo with "In Your Eyes" playing in the background...then yes, it can get infinitely more awesome.
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Jesus Harold Christ I want to do terrible things to Tiffany! and by terrible things I mean my penis.
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Both were featured in Playboy spreads some time ago. Debbie (er, I mean Debra) has a nice respective rack while Tiffany is really "out there". (Time for some motor boatin!) Go to Google.com and do an image search for both. You'll be glad you did!
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...but they are really nice.
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Nothing quite like a big 'ol piece of PIE!!!
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does Gateroid sound delicious & thirst quenching to anyone else? reading this post makes me want to give 110% out on the field
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They're not real. =[
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I was a bit too young to be into these pop stars in their hayday. Though I did see Gibson a few years ago in a local production of Chicago and she sure looked good there. Meanwhile.. wow.. yeah... that's some pandering there on Siffy's part.
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1) Film these ladies fighting in whipped cream. 2) Sell it on DVD for $20. 3) PROFIT!
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Yeah, yeah, Tiffany, Debbie Gibson, whatever. Kathryn Joosten's in it!
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The rules of pie fighting have been clearly established in the past (Marx Bros, 3 Stooges). The fight isn't done until everyone is covered in whip cream. Any pond diving action can occur after you reach this point in the struggle. Mickey Dolenz is also in this movie (as HIMSELF). He should have been in there supplying both of them with more pies. ...still highly entertaining in the current form, though.
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Well, I for one was always a Tiffany lover. Back in the day when the two were popular, Debbie Gibson struck me as the squeaky-clean prude who wouldn't even give me the time of day. Tiffany on the other hand seemed like the real deal, as well as someone I'd be more likely to score with. At least there was more of a chance I would run into her where me and my friends were hanging-out (i.e. the mall). Seeing the two of them together here, I'm glad I backed the right pony on that one. :) And although there was part of me that was thinking, "I shouldn't be enjoying this," I was. (And I'll refrain from making an obvious creampie joke here. Although I already know which one I want to give one to!) Upon seeing this, my girlfriend' reaction was, "Best chick fight since Dynasty's between Alexis and Crystal in the fountain!"
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Debbie Gypson is still hot. Nice fight!!!
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Rob, you seriously need to go back to your post and correct. I can't believe you made such a ridiculous mistake. How any straight man can mistake those 2..... as attractive is beyond me. Go back and puts some quotes around the word 'attractive.' Please, I beg you.
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Man, talk about pandering...
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Tiffany: Goddamn. Gibson: Not aging well. I don't give two craps about the movie. I imagine it's a follow-up to the groan-inducing DinoCroc from a few years back, and this film will set up some kind of monsterous three-way. The point is that Tiffany has a big rack, and if the entire movie is based around her cleavage, I'll watch it. I won't be able to NOT watch it.
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Get out my head, SyFy! Get out!
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Rob. Thank you. I can die happy now.
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That came right up to the edge of being awesome, looked it in the face, and chickened out.
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"The only thing I wonder is if audiences actually need to bother watching the entirety of Mega Python Vs. Gatoroid now that this clip has been released." Yeah The Tiffany/Debbie Gibson cream pie scene is definitely the money shot
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I'm torn between 3 different responses: 1. I wonder if they do their own stunts. 2. This looks like a bad episode of "Celebrity Deathmatch". 3. SyFy - Imagine Greater... because in reality, you're stuck with this.
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Man, beer commercials sure have gotten lame.
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After watching this I've got a megapython...IN MY PANTS. Wait, wha?
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You are correct. Debbie is the blond. I like how Debbie says "I think we're alone" at the end of the clip. Funny stuff.
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You know, I hate to admit it, as I never cared for either of them when I was a kid, but this clip was strangely erotic (and I accent the word "strangely"). Of course, I do love busty redheads...
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So which one's Mega Python?
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I'm sold.
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That was HOT
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I think we're Alone now there doesn't seem to be anyone around. Shake your love I just can't shake your love
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You've got it the wrong way round. Debbie Gibson was the blonde; Tiffany the boobie redhead.
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All I can think is: that's the worst fake fighting I've ever seen. Then again, the splattered in cream pie look never did it for me.
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