Debbie Gibson Vs. Tiffany — Round 1 — FIGHT

Oh, Syfy. I thought you had a little class. But I also thought you were losing touch with what viewer audiences wanted to see, and it’s clear I was wrong on both counts. Ladies and gentlemen, please behold the only reason why Mega Python Vs. Gatoroid was made, the ultimate fight of 1987, the fight scene between former ultra-annoying pop singers Tiffany and Debbie Gibson (that’s Debbie Gibson Tiffany as the tall blonde, and Tiffany Gibson as the boobs redhead). Clearly, Syfy knows what the people want, and that’s for two ex-famous but attractive celebrities to fight and rub cream pies all over each other. The only thing I wonder is if audiences actually need to bother watching the entirety of Mega Python Vs. Gatoroid now that this clip has been released.