New Transformers 3 TV Spot Features No Dark, Even Less Moon
Ugh. First of all, just hearing John Turturro’s voice while the Bayformers are on the screen makes me angry and kind of nauseous. Second of all, why are all the cars loaded with secret guns and cannons and shit? Looks like Bay has found yet another way to keep from having to show robots in his fucking Transformers movie. Thanks to Ryan A. for the tip. And +10 nerd points to anyone who gets the MST3K reference in the article title.
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