Fan Fiction Friday: Sonic and Tails in "After the Orgy"

By Rob Bricken in Nerdery, Video Games
Friday, July 9, 2010 at 2:33 pm
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A couple of months ago, during the Moments You're Ashamed of Being a Nerd contest, Topless Roboteer tasakeru828 bemoaned his life as a Sonic fan. Sonic fans have developed a reputation for being some of the most insane, perverted fandoms around, thanks to taking it all way too seriously and writing mountains of erotic fan fic about young animals fucking each other. Tasakeru828 was bitter that he and the (assumably small group) of Sonic fans who were reasonably normal would always be lumped in with the weirdos, and I don't blame him. That sucks, and I have no idea how to solve it.

However, I do know this story won't help in the slightest.

Sent to my attention by Zoe, it's from an author named Mulhollandson, and is a sequel -- of sorts -- to his six chapter "A Sonic Orgy" tale. I say sort of because he has another story titled "After the Orgy," and while that is the official epilogue to "A Sonic Orgy," this "After the Orgy" is not. It's a spin-off. A "what if," if you will. A "this story about underage videogame animals fucking contradicts another story about underage videogame animals fucking, and thus cannot be considered underage videogame animals fucking canon." Grab a ring and hit the jump.


It was dusk. Tails was sitting on an uprooted tree, staring at the Lake of Rings. It was the place Tails would often come if he felt that strange romantic yet lonesome feeling, which could only reuinte with the beauty of the Knothole sunset. Tails felt happy and sad at the same time. This morning, the 10-year old fox had woken up in the arms of a pink hedgehog lady.
Yeah, I don't think any of us need to be psych majors to figure that one out. Also, I've probably said it before, but goddammit I hate with fan fic writers don't even pretend the characters are of legal age. It's so easy! Just say write down an age of legal consent! It's not like anyone won't think you're horrible perverse!
He remembered one of the strangest yet best nights and dreams he ever had, visited by an ancient spirit who granted him a dream. The dream had come true, yet it never happened, though it seemed so real. He had an intimate bonding with his secret crush: Sonic the Hedgehog.
Yeah, secret crush. So secret only 200,000 Sonic fan fic writers have figured it out.
Sonic was not gay.
Sonic was not gay. I repeat this because it will be important later.
Tails couldn't tell for sure, though he believed it deep inside. It was the knowledge of being rejected by him if he ever came out that tormented him from inside. 10 years old, bisexual, and deeply in love with his best friend. Love was a complicated thing.
So's a Rubik's Cube, but you don't see me writing a story about how it wants to fuck a 10-year-old bisexual fox.
'Hey Tails.' A voice said. Tails heart almost jumped out of his chest and he screamed, looking behind him. He saw Sonic standing there, with a sad look on his face.
'Oh Sonic... you startled me!' Tails panted.
'I'm sorry little buddy. I've been looking for you all day.' He said. Sonic sat down next to Tails and stared into the sunset.
'H-how did you find me?' Tails stuttered.
"I can only move right; I figured you'd pop up eventually."
Even though they hanged out for years, Tails felt very uncomfortable with Sonic being so close to him. He could hear him breathing and his paw was very close to his'.
Sonic looked at him and smiled for a second. 'It's our secret spot. I already wondered if you still visited it. Do you remember me taking you here almost every week, six years ago?'
'I was 4, you were 9... yes, I remember.' Tails smiled nostalgic. 'Swimming in the lake, chasing each other, telling secrets...'
I am suddenly ever-so-appreciate that Tails is at least 10 in this story.
'I just thought... we never been so close together after that...' Sonic said with a blank stare
Sonic is not gay? Okay, just checking.
Tails got a blush on his face and felt his last comfortability leave his body. Why was Sonic asking him this?
'I guess... we got older... got more friends...' Tails babbled.
"And Child Services intervened..."
Sonic shrugged and stared to the sun again.
'Sonic? Is something the matter?' Tails asked worried.
'I just... suddenly miss those times, you know? They were the best times I ever had. With you. Now we can get every girl we want without even asking, but the real good time... was just with you alone...' Sonic said.
Boy, girls sure are a drag! Man, I'd trade 'em all for a good 4-year-old! Those toddlers know how to party.
Tails' face became as red as Knuckles. Why was Sonic so emotional at the moment? He never talked so sensitive about nostalgia...
'Do you believe dreams are a fraud, Tails?' Sonic asked. Tails shrugged.
'Last night... I had a really strange dream... don't want to give the details but... it showed me who I really want and need.'
"I don't want to give the details of the dream, but I think you should let me put my penis in your anus. BUT DON'T ASK ME ABOUT THE DREAM."
Tails insides boiled. Sonic had the same dream as him. Tikal made his dream feel real too... but Sonic didn't know he had the same dream!
'That dream just made me realize who I really long for... and I didn't know it for years... untill now...' Sonic moved his head and looked into Tails' big blue eyes. His stare was sincere, but slightly obsessed.
"If only I could have had this dream sooner, like when you were six! God you were a sexy little thing then."
'It's you Tails. I want you.' Sonic said and he placed his hands on Tails' waist.
Sonic is not gay. Just a pedophile.
Sonic massaged Tails' fur and moved his head towards the little fox.
Tails was overwhelmed and paralized. Sonic pressed his lips against Tails', closed his eyes and kissed him. Tails didn't move an inch; it was hard to realize if what was happening was real or a dream.
Or even a totally inappropriate work of fiction.
Sonic placed his hands under Tails' armpits and carried the little boy on his lap. Sonic didn't stop kissing while he stroke his back with his right hand and gently pushed Tails' head towards his' with his left.
Tails slowly opened his mouth and kissed him back. He didn't know what he was doing, nor what came over him. All he wanted was Sonic.
Oh, I think we all know what's about to come over Tails.
Their fingers scraped each others backs; with closed eyes, Sonic opened his mouth and penetrated Tails' mouth with his tongue. Tails moaned and french kissed him back, their movements became rougher and Sonic rubbed Tails' cheek and fur while Tails wrapped his legs around Sonic's body and started moaning with his high-pitched squeeks.
In Mulhollandson's, defense, he sure is making sex with an underaged fox sound sexy. I just love it when my sexual partners squeek like a dog's chew toy.
The two boys let go of each other and looked in their eyes, Tails' blue into Sonic's green. They panted with blushes on their faces, staring at each other for seconds.
'The grass is softer...' Sonic panted. Tails blinked and didn't say a word. Sonic picked him up and placed him on the ground. Tails spreaded his legs so Sonic could lie between them. The boys cuddled and kissed again.
'Our secret spot, Tails.' Sonic moaned while caressing the cheeks of the little fox. 'The breeding ground of our friendship... but I wanna be more than your friend...'
Children, if anyone -- including your favorite cartoon or videogame characters -- says things to like "the breeding ground of our friendship" or "I wanna be more than your friend" TELL AN ADULT IMMEDIATELY.
At the moment Sonic mentioned it, he first noticed his hard cock pressed against Tails'.
Are we 100% certain that Sonic is not gay? Really? Okay...
Sonic was much bigger shaped, though Tails' rod was a respectable size for his age. Sonic's dick had the same tan colour of his chest, while Tails' penis was pink, except for his orange-coloured balls. Tails grabbed both stiff dicks with a blush and slowly started rubbing them against each other. A little bit of pre-cum ejaculated out of their glanses and Tails' smeared it all over their shafts with his fist.
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Sonic then grabbed his own dick and placed it against Tails' asshole. Tails squealed shortly.
'I want you so much Tails...' Sonic whispered. 'Do you want it too?' Tails closed his eyes and nodded. 'Hold me close, little buddy.' Sonic said and he penetrated Tails' virgin butt with his glanse. Tails moaned and Sonic licked his finger, spreading his saliva over his cock. Tails opened his eyes a little and whispered into Sonic's ears: 'I love you...'
I'm beginning to suspect that Sonic might be a little gay.
Sonic penetrated Tails' ass inch by inch but stopped when the boy started screaming and crying.
Ever the gentleman!
'Oh no, did I hurt you?' Sonic asked worried.
"Did jamming my cock in your underage asshole hurt you in some way? Who could've possibly expected that?"
Tails closed his eyes while tears flowed down his cheeks and shook his head.
'No... just... do it.' He cried.
Congratulations, you've just discovered #2 on the "Things Nike Never Ever Wants Their Slogan to Be Associated With" list. #5 is "Fan Fiction Friday continues on the next page -- Just Do It."

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