In one of the creepier new toy developments, there is now Magnetic Thinking Putty on the market. It costs $13.50 and is like classic silly putty, except that it is magnetic and somewhat unnerving. The above video features time-lapse footage of the putty slowly devouring a magnet. Depending on your individual worldview, this is either horrifying or calming. Now here's the fun part, if you get a magnet near it, eventually it will start to react like a symbiote from the Spidey comics. Just look:
Chilling! Manufacturer Vat 19 describes how the putty works thusly:
Magnetic Thinking Putty takes regular "silly" putty and turns its awesomeness up to 11. Like any other putty, it can be stretched, bounced, molded, popped, and torn. However, when this putty is in the presence of a magnetic field, it exhibits fascinating properties.
Millions of tiny micron-sized magnets are embedded in each handful of Magnetic Thinking Putty. Use the included super-strong neodymium iron boron cube magnet to control the putty like a snake charmer. Or "charge" this black, green-flecked blob of putty so it can become a magnet of its own and pick up small tacks and paperclips.
Okay, but what happens when it becomes self-aware and kills us all? And why do I expect that Vat 19's next invention will be something along the lines of Ice-9? (Via Geekologie)
As awesome as this may be, I can't help but worry what'll happen when those dumb kids who swallow little magnetic toys and end up in the hospital because the magnets tore a hole in their stomach get their hands on it.
Fucking miracles.
More like that black ooze creature from Star Trek TNG episode "Skin of Evil"
Holy shit!!! It's "Venom in a Can!!!"
It shall be mine *_*
On the other hand, perhaps it will only kill Denise Crosby.
I hate to be "that guy" but you do know that Vonnegut just used Ice-9 in his stories and didn't "invent" it right?
If any of you navigates away from this page, he dies.
that is simply awesome and now I must get my hands on it.
More like. Fuckin' Magnet Putty. How does it work?
This terrifies yet fascinates me at the same time. I will buy some, then throw it in the closet and pretend it's not there. It can't hurt me then.
Now I want to watch the episode "Skin of Evil" from Star Trek: TNG for some reason.
my god, they were my thoughts exactly. Denise crosby is now crapping her sexy pants.
This looks like a fun toy I want it now rob !
when does the movie come out?
You mean "The Raft"? I didn't care much for the movie version (come on, it looked like a big plastic trash bag) but the short story version was TERRIFYING. And also eerily similar to this silly putty. Won't stop me from buying the putty though, even if it does try to eat me...
Bahahaha.
Only the perfect being can save us.
That thing is AWESOME. I want some!
I bet they got this out of that pond in Creepshow. Now I have to deal with THOSE nightmares again...
This has the potential for an awesome Fan made Spidey toy.
Or human sized Spidey Costume.
figures it was only a matter of time before silly putty developed true intelligence. like the blob. wonder how much it would take to actully make venom. since no doubt the thing is non toxic so if some one wanted to make their own venom costume they would not be harmed.
Seriously. I came in to comment specifically because of that.
Also, creepy magnet is creepy.
This makes me happy on a molecular level. Now do I still have to shave like I did with the liquid latex?
Congratulations, we just created The Blob. Somebody call Teenage Steve McQueen.
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
I want to see what happens if you shove some of it into a CT scanner...
...anyone see "Rebuild of Evangelion"?
Yeah, I'm going to buy a whole bunch and make myself a self aware Venom costume. Hell, it would even be able to do the whole creepy tentacle bit...
That bottom picture totally makes me want to buy it just so that I can reenact the classic blood testing scene from <I>John Carpenter's The Thing</I>.
And you win the thread.
Awesome Vonnegut reference!
Literary Nerds Unite!
It's Armus, skin of evil. In silly putty form.
My question is: What was in the other 18 vats?
I don't trust any of this one bit.
Where the hell can I buy this?!
It could work as a great practical FX.
Yeah, it's cool until you wake up the next morning and it's crawled across the room and attached itself to your computer, and you discover-- to your horror-- that it wiped your hard drive.
I am nervous that the putty will peel back to reveal a mini version of Topher Grace. Truly horrifying.
I reckon I could swing this as being a valuable resource for use in a science lesson.
(There. I've now managed to convince myself that there is a valid reason for this purchase.)
I am powerless to resist this purchase. It's entirely possible that, if you buy enough of this stuff, it will gather and solidify over night to become Robert Patrick.
At that point, it will kill you and everyone you love.
Every nerd's compulsion to buy novelty putty is something I've never understood, but have always succumbed to. This will be no exception.
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