Optimus Prime Wants Everybody to Roll Out in the Transformers MMORPG
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There’s going to be a Transformers MMORPG.
That’s it. That’s all the information we have on it. Oh, other than it’s being made by NetDragon, who also made Dungeon Keeper Online, which I’ve never seen. Will you be able tom play as big name Transformers like Bumblebee or Soundwave? Will you be creating new Autobots and Decepticons to fight in the war? Will it be based on the movie, the new cartoon, or some kind of amalgamation? Will Optimus have a beautifully adorned rectum, full of portraits
of Prime’s human friends that already visited the place? We don’t know. Cross your fingers.(Via Kotaku)
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