The Two Minute Call of Cthulhu

By Rob Bricken in Nerdery
Friday, August 13, 2010 at 3:59 pm

You know why the call is so short? Because Cthulhu calls collect. That's how evil he is. Jesus, Cthulhu, join the 21st century and get a goddamn cellphone. It's free long distance, man. Only assholes and Elder Gods call collect any more.

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