• Great creativity.

• Oh! They've encased him in maple syrup. he should be well protected.

• Ummm...battery mush!!

• "These are not the waffles you are looking for." A long, long time ago in an IHOP far, far away... "There will be no escape for the princess this time...from weight watchers." "Commander, tear this ship apart! I want those pancakes!"

• Fear will keep the local pancakes in line; fear of this spatula!

• Nice one.

• That's no crepe, that's a pancake!

• Just brilliant. This whole string of comments made my day.

• That's not Trek, that's Indy!

• OMG. so. much. win.

• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parsec

• This lends itself perfectly to the idea I came up with a few years ago that the word 'pancake' makes every phrase, movie quote, proverb and rhyme infintely times better. Seriously. I made a website.

• These are the best overall comments I've seen posted on TR in months... reading this today filled me with so much joy! :D :D :D

• You know those are cookie cutters right?

• A for effort, but you're not following directions, that's Trek ;)

• or Greedo *flipped* first! :D

• Han Solo: Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good spatula at your side, kid.

• Han Solo: Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good spatula at your side, kid.

• You beat me to it. Kudos!

• *~omg!~* I went Christmas shopping a few weeks ago with a friend when I stopped into a WS to buy hand soap (seriously people, if you like the scent of Christmas trees and want to smell like one after washing your hands check out Winter Forest). Everything was normal until I saw a mannequin with a goddamn Star Wars apron on it. Five minutes later, I was trying one on when an employee came up and asked me if I needed anything. I totally started babbling about being a geek and just wanting to see if it fit and she just...nodded with this blank expression that had clearly had never watched Vader face off against Obi Wan in the Death Star at all. Even casual, non-hardcore geek people love Star Wars! Where do these people come from?! *sob*

• Stir whip, stir whip, beat, beat, stir the bantha batter and then pour it gently onto the griddle for perfect pancakes! Put the pancakes in the cargo hold

• "Hunger is the path to breakfast. time leads to hunger. Hunger leads to eating. Eating leads to Pancakes."

• win!

• Crepes, why'd it have to be crepes?

• Leia: I love these pancakes! Han: I know....

• Vader: There will be a substantial reward for the one who cooks the best pancakes. You are free to use any nuts or berries, but I want them a la carte. No eggs, grits or bacon. Fett: As you wish...

• I immediately thought of this http://yodapancakes.ytmnd.com/ what kind of person does that make me?

• It'll be the new FFF.

• Yoda: Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I made pancakes. My own breakfast will I keep on who is to be trained. A Jedi must have the deepest commitment to breakfast, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away... to the lunch, to the supper. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless.

• Obi-Wan: But Master Yoda says I should be mindful of the pancakes. Qui-Gon Jinn: But not at the expense of the maple syrup.

• "Aren't you a little shortstack for a stormtrooper?"

• Anakin: I can't do it, Mom. I just can't do it. Shmi Skywalker: Annie... Anakin: Will I ever see you again? Shmi Skywalker: What does your heart tell you? Anakin: I like pancakes. Yes... I guess. Shmi Skywalker: Then we will see each other again. Anakin: I will come back and make you pancakes, Mom. I promise. Shmi Skywalker: Now, be brave, and don't look back. Don't look back.

• Commander tear this kitchen apart until you've found those recipes, and bring me the spatulas I want them for pancakes! Leia: I Love Pancakes. Han: I know. Vader: Obi-wan never told you about your pancakes. Luke: He told me enough...he told me YOU grilled them. Vader: No...I fried your batter! Luke: No, that's not true, that's impossible! Vader: Search your kitchen, you know it to be true. 3PO, you tell that slimy piece of undercooked batter that he'll get no flipping from us! Someone must have told them about my little pancakes at the Diner on Te'naab.

• A lot of comments got a smirk or a chuckle from me, but the thought of a Scone War made me crack up fr rls. I had a shitty day at work, this made it better. Thank you.

• Awesome. Just awesome

• I have the pancake molds. They are friggin impossible to use.

• You will bring Captain Solo and the cookie to me.

• P.S. I want "I feel something edible has happened" on a t-shirt.

• "But Master Yoda says I should be mindful of the syrup..." "But not at the expense of the pancake."

• Hater.

• I felt a great disturbance in the kitchen, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out for pancakes and were suddenly silenced. I feel something edible has happened.

• SCOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

• There, You See Lord Vader, I told you she can be reasonable. Continue with preparing breakfast, you may flip when ready."

• "Will someone please get this waffle iron out of my way!" "You flipped pancakes with that THING. You're braver than I thought."

• "In time you will call me...Breakfast." "The ability to flip a pancake is insignificant next to the power of the waffle iron."

• Apology Accepted, Captain Syrup

• "The Imperial omlette will no longer be of any concern of us. I have just received word that the Emperor has eaten the omlette permanently. The last remnants of breakfast have been swept away." - Tarkin and as always a modified Lando quote: "This pancake is getting thinner all the time."

• Hmph. Try pancake flipping when 900 years old you are.

• Oh yeah. FTW.

• YAHOO! Come on, kid! Let's eat this thing and go home!

• I just hope some enterprising fetish porn filmmaker realizes the Vader spatula's potential as an implement for erotic spanking and features it prominently in his next ass-slapping epic.

• Of all the odd things to be geeky about, I am somewhat geeky about breakfast food. I have to say that those pancake shapes are total crap. You think one of those X-wings will stack right on another? Not a chance in hell. And those flaps that are suppose to make up the interior designs of the the ships? 15 seconds in warm syrup will turn those to nothing but battery mush.

• Seriously trying to picture him flipping them [with and without the force] is an amazing visual...

• "Easily they flow, quick to bubble and be served, if at once you start down the instant Bisquick batter path forever will it dominate your ktichen, consume you it will, as it did Obi Wan's apprentice" "Vader.....Is Bisquick Instant batter better than scratch" "No, No, No .....Quicker, easier, more seductive"

• "Join me and together we can rule the cooking channel!" "Flip or flip not, there is no fry." "You cooked in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

• I wish to step outside of the commentary to point out that pancakes can NEVER lead to suffering. Never! Undercooked sausage can, however. Much suffering.

• If you flip me over I will become more pancakes than you could ever imagine. "I used to flip pancakes in my T-16 back home. They're not much bigger than two meters." (Luke makes big pancakes)

• Our Souse chefs have reached Waffle House. They found the remains of a Cornbeef hash, but they estimate that it has been desserted for some time. They are now frying an extensive perch in the surrounding kitchens.

• The pancake is dangerous. They all sense it; why can't you?

• This should have been a contest.

• The White Castle off I-75? Or the one off Elm because the one off 75 tastes like ass. Well they all taste like ass which is probably why it's closed. Fuck it, how about Denny's?

• You cooked in the Scone Wars?

• -Look, good with pancakes is one thing, good with waffles, that's something else. -Aren't you a little short for a pancake chef? -Mos Eisley spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. Great pancakes though. -You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon? ... It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than 12 waffles. (makes as much sense as parsecs) -When I left you, I was but the souse chef, now I am the master chef.

• You're far too hungry. Waffle House is too remote to make an effective breakfast - but don't worry; we will get to IHOP soon enough.

• PANNNNNNCAKESSSS!!!!

• WHAT?

• Now, behold the frying power of this fully armed and operational battle station!

• This battlestation is insignificant next to the power of the force. <i>Presses down on grilled cheese</i>

• IT'S A FLAP(JACK)!

• Obi-Wan: "Luke I got some bad news. You slept with your sister and she is pregnant with your inbred force baby. But hey she make some great pancakes that morning!"

• There. You see, Lord Vader, she can be reasonable. Continue with the operation; you may fry when ready.

• Dantooine, the Big Boy is on Dantooine, where the old White Castle used to be

• Rest easy, son. You've had a busy day. You're fortunate to be all in one piece. Pancake?

• YOUR DOING IT WRONG!

• You would prefer another omlette, an egg white omlette? Then name the ingredient! I grow tired of asking this so it will be the last time: *Where* is Big Boy?

• Waffle House. They are at Waffle House.

• Obi-Wan:These browning patterns... too accurate for sand-people. Obi-Wan:The spatula is a tool that folds us and stirs us. It binds the hash together.

• You would prefer another omlette, an egg white omlette? Then name the ingredient! I grow tired of asking this so it will be the last time: *Where* is Big Boy?

• No! Alderaan is peaceful! We have no pancakes, you can't possibly...

• You dont know the power of the dark side...at Spatula City!!!!! Where we sell Sith Spatulas,and thats all!

• "That's no moon... that is a treat of blueberry deliciousness."

• "No... I MADE YOUR PANCAKES." "That's not true! That's impossible!!!!"

• I have been and always shall be...your spatula.

• Now witness the power of this fully fired-up and operational griddle!

• Those pancakes look a little on the Dark Side.

• Greedo fried first!

• after I use this im sure I'll have to say to the wife "sorry about the mess"

• Don't try to frighten us with your culinary ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient recipe has not helped you conjure up the stolen data crepes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the rebels' hidden frittata...

• UNLIMITED PANCAKES!

• Yoda: The other side is dark . . Very dark . . Obi Van Kenobi: Shut up and eat your pancake Yoda!

• Well at least it's a dry heat.

• Darth Vader: Luke... help me take this griddle down. Luke: But you'll die. Darth Vader: Nothing... can stop that now. Just for once... let me... cook pancakes with my *own* spatula.

• We cannot repel flavor of that magnitude! After 900 degrees in the oven, look this good...you will not! This baby made the kessel run in 5 flavors. Some say these pancakes are...unnatural. Anakin: In my opinion the pancakes are evil! Obi-wan: Then you truly are lost!

• The Forks, Luke! Use the Forks!

• IT'S A CREPE!

• "I smell something, a dish I've not smelled since......." "The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of my spatula."

• DO NOT BUY I had a set of these (not this specific set but a similar W&S set). They are total and utter crap. The kids are I were totally bummed about how crappy these things were.

• Yes, your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for...pancakes.

• Sir, the possibility of successfully flipping an pankcake is approximately 3720 to 1 Never tell me the odds

• Obi-Wan: I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did. Luke: What is it? Obi-Wan: Your father's spatula. This is the tool of a Pancake Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a spoon; an elegant tool for a more maple age. For over a thousand generations, the Pancake Knights were the guardians of breakfast and brunch in the Old Republic. Before the dark times... before the Empire stole all of the real maple syrup.

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