You Don’t Know the Flipping Power of the Dark Side
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?Williams-Sonoma has just released a Darth Vader spatula, shown above with their Star Wars cookie cutters. It’s $12 — very cheap for Williams-Sonoma, sadly — and can be ordered here. While it’s cute, the real reason I’m posting it is because I’m looking forward to yet another round of slightly altered Star Wars quotes from you knuckleheads, this time all spatula and spatula-utilizing food related. I’ll start you off: “Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to pancakes… and pancakes lead to suffering.” I eagerly await your spatula-altered Star Wars quotes in the comments. (Via Nerd Approved)
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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.