• When i heard the pokemon tune~ i said o good pokemon. . . then 1the 1st Line. . . . Pause. . . click "X" on tab =__= the fuck~

• That was also my first thought that brickhousebunny tries to take revenge on us. but his rant is far to straight (not speaking of his sexual orientation), also there are not enough grammar mistakes in it. i put my money on a roboteer who is less funnier then he thinks.

• I thought it was funny. I mean... they're not taking themselves seriously, and they made me laugh. So... mission success, in my books. (Missionary Success? I dunno)

• I apologize for your loss. ... Did he ever laugh at the video? That was somewhat uncouth, wasn't it?

• There's a girl at my school who has a rip-off Reese's logo shirt. Instead of Reese's, it says "JESUS". Then there's also the mandatory "cluster of random patterns, plus a random Bible verse" I live in the south, so Christian T-shirts are worn daily by different students in my school. Usually the annoying, thumper-y ones.

• ... This has been added to the "list of reasons to explain why I'm Agnostic" The only Christian Band I'm willing to listen to is Skillet, and that's because they sound good. You know, I wouldn't be embarassed to have it on my iPod.

• I don't understand how anyone could support killing in the name of convenience, Christian or not.

• I'm pretty sure the fact that you're a Christian is clouding your judgment. From an outsider's view it looks stupid and creepy.

• Wow, very impressive!!! Wouldn't have thought anyone on this site besides myself had that opinion based on that same knowledge, other than myself! Wow! Although the term Paulian's is new to me, I instantly knew what you meant.

• "Weird Al died on the cross" FTW!!!!!

• Christian Side hug has meet it's new challenger.

• I'm from DLSU, and they really make La Sallians look bad.

• C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!! btw, nice devil went down to georgia reference.

• ...-hides ninja gear- er, ditto! what scoot said. XD

• only thing that could have made that worse was if he was dressed up as Mansty *shudders* (man+NASTY+misty= MANSTY)

• The only issue I have with it is the off-key singing. That aside, I think it's fine and all in good fun. The students were obviously having fun, and perhaps intended for this video to be shown in front of their college christian fellowship, or something like that. At the CCF I'm a part of, videos are occasionally made that reference/satirize pop culture, mainly when making big announcements of CCF-related events... largely for humor. Yet it is also a very strong, very Christian group. Is something so immensely wrong with that? Honest-to-goodness fun and Christianity are not inherently incompatible, as much as some of you would like to believe... and some Pokemon humor can work fine (after all, so many college kids these days have known pokemon in their childhood!)

• I stopped when I realized they were doing the entire song over again. Also, they really changed the song where they didn't need to. I mean, all they had to do was swap out Pokemon with Jesus Christ and the rest of the song makes sense either way.

• God chooses Johnny, 'cause I told you once you son-of-a-bitch I'm the best that's ever been

• Greatest comment ever.

• My legal counsel has advised me to release this statement, on behalf of myself and TTOS: I am not now, nor have I ever been a ninja, nor have I ever consorted or associated with ninjas. I am not familiar with the individuals known as AkiraTrooper, Dr. Abraxas, and Rickicker--nor have I ever associated or worked with individuals by these names. I have never engaged in any activities related or similar to those described herein, and until evidence is produced linking me to said incidents or individuals, I will be maintaining this statement indefinitely. Hail Eris.

• The original, early meaning of the word "fundament", as seen in most bibles, is da butt, the arse, the root chakra. Which makes Fundamentalists what exactly? And most of these people calling themselves "christians" are actually "Paulians", as they preach and believe the hard line bigotry of Saul of Tarsus rather than the peaceful radicalism of Jesus, called the Christ. This video made my ears bleed and my soul cry out to Kali for a swift end!

• The original, early meaning of the word "fundament", as seen in most bibles, is da butt, the arse, the root chakra. Which makes Fundamentalists what exactly? And most of these people calling themselves "christians" are actually "Paulians", as they preach and believe the hard line bigotry of Saul of Tarsus rather than the peaceful radicalism of Jesus, called the Christ.

• I saw that when it was first aired on HBO--they showed it ONCE, then never again...

• Newsboys don't suck that terribly, DC talk on the other hand... Dear lawd (Pun intended)

• Jesus uses *turn water into wine* It has no effect- -even drunk this video blows.

• A little disappointed at the lack of Cos-Play in this one.

• WHY DOES THIS WORK SO WELL ...the lyrics. Not the singing. But the lyrics are...clever?

• I made it to about a minute and 20, because that's where the ACTUAL Pokemon theme would end, and I just couldn't do it. I wasn't drunk enough. Maybe if I watched it on mute?

• By the way, Rickicker, Doc. Abraxas, Scooter, and I were the ninjas... i'm surprised that it didn't made the local news.

• ... Wow. Er, at least they're passionate about their religion?

• I like the implication that Jesus will "never leave you until the end." So, at the end...he leaves you? What a raw deal.

• As a preacher and evangelist, this just makes me want to punch people hard in the neck. I'd hoped that ripping off pop culture -- and doing it very badly -- was just an American thing.

• Sigh. I love Jesus as much as the next guy, but it's a universally known fact Christian music is usually not that great(that's being kind). That said, this fails at even those low standards.

• Egad! That would even freak Jesus out, and he came back from the fucking dead!

• Yep, DLSU stands for De La Salle University. It's one of the most prestigious private schools here in the Philippines (www.dlsu.edu.ph/). Well, until this video that is :) People do crazy things for the simplest of reasons. Why not for Jesus, eh?

• HOLY SHIT! By like Ninjas?!

• Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhh... Okay. Proof there is no God by the fact that he let this video and song be created.

• Screw respecting religions. What really deserves your respect is two guys willing to make a video like this despite their clear lack of ability to dance or carry a tune.

• funny walking in your parents having sex, that made me win a TR shirt lolol but still i really hate the fact that i'm in the same campus as these guys. :D

• I second this motion. Both JohnA's and Clockwork Smurf's.

• Laugh all you want, guys. The big guy in the video was my friend, Patrick. He was a true believer in Jesus and was also a true otaku. He was nerdy but he was also a very cool guy. Patrick died a few months after this video was made when thieves broke into their house and killed everyone. Patrick wherever you are I hope you are doing well.

• Rob I hate you...I hate you hard.

• Here is the thought process. " we need more devout young ones....the kids like that Pokaman ( intended sp) so let's make a song." Simple as that. Of course their radar of what the younglings like is about a decade off.

• Gah - KIDS IN THE HALL - Dr. Seuss BIBLE - GO! GO GO! Deploy brain repairing tactics! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgILxqN_jxE

• I muted NCIS for this?!d I half thought it would be amusing. horribly dissappointed. except the top comments are amusing.

• I stand corrected in my comment about a jesus christ pokemon theme music song. Island people are scary

• pokemon good but condoms are bad. yeah cheers popey

• Jesus H Bush!

• Nooo, waaaait, don't goooo, uh, who are you again? Honestly, you need to loosen up. This isn't a poke (heh!) at Christianity. This is a poke at acts of nerdery that well-represents insanity, hence the "Insanity" tag at the bottom of the article there. I believe that the lyrics could've been about buttfucking baby seals instead, and Rob would still feature it here regardless of his stance on organized religion. Why? Because it uses the Pokemon (English) Theme as basis, and it fits with the general theme of this site, which you can read in the site motto up there. So, again, lighten up, will you? We're Nerds. Not Heathens. And you're a human being. Not a saintly little pet angel of God.

• pfft. You guys are lightweights. You want to witness real horror? Here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk4woNRD7NQ

• XD i'm so sorry to hear that, buddy

• Hey she's defending Creed!!! GET HER!!

• That makes seeing FFF as your first time here the equivalent of trying not to make eye contact with your step dad as your mother fellates him in the living room whilst your trying to watch cartoons. I should know. I've experienced both.

• All of the above. Seriously, allllllllllllllllllll of the above.

• Gotta collect 'em--I mean save 'em all! why, Rob? WHY????????

• is it wrong that i got chub when the hot asian chick choked the dude? side note, the credits were the second best part

• Well they'd still be better than Slash watching as The Black Eyed Peas skullfuck classic rock as we know it (well at least they apparently got permission to rip off GnR opposed to all the poor saps they've stolen from w/o paying royalties to up to this point)

• THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED ALL FUCKING WEEK. Rob, goddammit....this is payback for the Baby Pee Pee Poo Poo video, isn't it. Wow. WOW. Thank you.

• eh, could've been worse; I remember once passing by a Christian book store in my town, and in the window there was a shirt with this knock-off of Sonny from Cocoa Puffs on it, with the tagline "I'M COO-COO FOR CHRIST!" I wish I could make this up...

• @katherine do you expect much different? I'm a born-again fundie from the bible belt myself, but I feel no need to rage at these guys at all. It's only a blog on the internet, after all, and asking them to quit opinionating is unrealistic... just whatever you do, please don't vent your anger through recorded video. just look where that got us!

• @katherine do you expect much different? I'm a born-again fundie from the bible belt myself, but I feel no need to rage at these guys at all. It's only a blog on the internet, after all, and asking them to quit opinionating is unrealistic... just whatever you do, please don't vent your anger through recorded video. just look where that got us!

• well, you can't keep churning out gold all the time, Doc Braxy. once in a while, even the greats dropped the ball. X3

• -rubs eyes- -gasp- YOU'RE HURTING MOMMY!! DX

• impossible! I expect more (?) from the sage who brought us WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS

• impossible! I expect more (?) from the sage who brought us WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS

• Rob, we get it. You hate Christianity and enjoy poking fun at it and encourage others to do so. This isn't the first time you've done this. How sad you must be, that you need peer approval to justify your beliefs. Please leave your lack of religion, just like your politics, off of this site; better yet? Forget it. I just won't come back anymore.

• Guys, hold that pose, I need to immortalize it. *starts drawing gay pronz*

• i'm not sure if you're willing to join for a threesome, Doc Braxy, but you're welcome to watch! XD

• Oh, a kid? I have candy in my van. Want to have some?

• yes! gay secks! :9

• it's brickhousebunny21 in disguise!

• aww, aren't you cute, trying to play the tough guy? i love tough guys. X3

• Or DLSU Students...o wait

• LaSalle used SING IT'S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE

• aww, somebody just need some steamy hot gay sex. come here lil buddy, lemme put my sausage between your bread buns. >:3

• I know, right? I just hope Mohammed is wiser with his Ability Points spending so he could spend it on a Buraq summon. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buraq God knows he's going to need all the speed he can get to take on Jesus. XD

• Horny Red Guy: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QXRm8WxqwVE/ScPj3R5v77I/AAAAAAAAG_E/v1M1Xpoq9dY/s400/satan.jpg XD

• Lucifer uses Rebellion! Lucifer plays his electric guitar loudly to annoy God! XD

• Cool story, bro.

• Whisky! I choose you!

• But...why are they...choking...what's with the...and...violence...and...Jesus... AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!! WHY AM I SO ANGRY!!!??? I WANT TO HURT SOMETHING!!!

• Nope! Christ died so Stephen Baldwin could have sex with ducks.

• Dear... oh wait. I can't say that now. It will conjure memories of this insanity. I mean, who would EVER--there are no words.

• I forget which one it was, but one of the Popes approved Pokemon, even though there are "Dark" pokemon. :P

• Or Filipinos?

• HEY!! Where U been!? Me. Email. Soon!

• I gotta admit, they got me doing the "Jesus Christ" bit.

• Bob! I choose you!

• Dear gods no, not Stryper...

• Aww, I'm so sorry you had to see this! *gives cookie* The only proper comparison I can think of is walking in and seeing your parents having sex in the living room. Suddenly, the couch is no longer a nice place to sit when you realize what's happened there.

• O_O Holy blistering blue barnacles! I'm a christian and I'M embarrassed to watch this. Jebus!

• A wild troll has appeared? *pulls out Pokeball* Shall I use Jesus against it?

• Agreed.

• If it's wrong, then I don't want to be right. I lol'd my ass of at that. Perhaps it's the contrast between what madness the main video is, but I got such a kick out of the credits XD

• The problem with Christian type pokemon is that they can't evolve, they don't believe in it. And the flying spaghetti monster holds a pretty solid type advantage over them anyway. They might have been in good in prior generations, but I don't think they stand up in today's environment.

• Yep, they certainly are. DLSU stands for De La Salle University, a school many consider to be a leader in the performance arts. *snicker*

• I'm sorry to break it to you, but that is not Comic Sans, check the Ds and the As, similar, but better font, sorry to dissapoint :P

• jesus is fiction this video isn't worthy of flaming good day!

• That was really wtf! But I still couldn't stop laughing. I suspect they may have intended for this to be absurd and not to be taken seriously.

• I'm gonna have this god damn song stuck in my head all day now

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