I’m Going to Post This Video, and Back Away Slowly

I don’t trust myself to write a fucking word about this video other than 1) it’s a couple of years old and 2) it seems to have mostly flown under the radar until today. I certainly don’t trust you horrible bastards to comment on the video, and yet I’m going to leave the comments open, and I’m going to hope and pray to the great Mewtwo in the sky that none of you write anything so reprehensible that other Topless Roboteers might take offense at. I mean frankly, just watching the video makes me feel wretched enough. There’s no need for anyone to make it worse.