?The Thing’s dick is indeed orange rock.
I never gave it a thought. I guess common sense would say it was made of
orange rock too, but I always thought it was more interesting to think
about Reed Richards. As you know, he had the ability to stretch, and
sexually, that would seem to be a great asset in many areas.
I don’t know what’s sadder about this — that Vanity Fair asked, that Lee answered, or that Lee needlesly brought his greatest fascination with Mr. Fantastic’s elastic cock. Sigh. Looks like it’s bourbon for lunch. (Via Blastr)