BREAKING: Stan Lee Has a Major Announcement

By Rob Bricken in Comics
Thursday, March 10, 2011 at 11:21 am
The Thing's dick is indeed orange rock.


Seriously. Vanity Fair asked Stan Lee the question that Jason Lee's character in Mallrats asked him (but that he didn't answer). And Lee replied:
I never gave it a thought. I guess common sense would say it was made of orange rock too, but I always thought it was more interesting to think about Reed Richards. As you know, he had the ability to stretch, and sexually, that would seem to be a great asset in many areas.
I don't know what's sadder about this -- that Vanity Fair asked, that Lee answered, or that Lee needlesly brought his greatest fascination with Mr. Fantastic's elastic cock. Sigh. Looks like it's bourbon for lunch. (Via Blastr)

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