•  I like potatoes.

• i totally envy you, dude.

•  Could just be cakes in containers.

• Maybe they weren't very good cakes. Did anyone think of that?

• No...what's truly evil is he KNOWS that pie is flying off and he DOESN'T CARE! Oh, the pie-manity!

• ah... I apologize. baldie is stealing 39 pies and throwing one on the floor. now that *is* evil.

• Au contraire. Top right you can see part of a cake, flying off the back of the trolley due to the overexcited speed with with Lex is towing away his purloined pastries. Which look totally like pies and very little like cakes. I mean c'mon, they've got crimping round the edges and everything!

• let's see. on the lower shelves I see two at the end and five down the side. ten on each of three shelves is thirty. on the top shelf I see a row of five and a row of four. that makes nine. baldie is stealing 39 cakes, and the narrator can't count.

• All we need now is Hal Jordon to lament over "All dose hamboigahs"

• I just rescued my Super Dictionary from rotting in my parent's attic. :)

• I totally have the Super Dictionary ^^

• "Cake was never waiting for us, Lex, It ran one step ahead, As we followed in the dance. Then Superman came and stopped us In his cape, he wore his blue tights Under his striped pants."

• Black Lantern Santa approves. http://twitpic.com/mun4q

• Thank you for this. I spent half the day reading through this man's blog and, somehow, I feel quite satisfied with myself.

• And yet like Superdickery says, they still kinda look more like pies...

• I wonder if he left any of the cakes out in the rain.

• This was truly great, considering iIjust watched that episode tonight putting my 2 year old to bed. This story and comments are the highlight of my day! Come to think of it That is terrible.

• Good! Now we can all look forward to a future where Luthor dies of Diabetes. And laugh. And laugh. And laugh. And laugh. >:3

• This was a triumph

• (don't worry, I saw what you did there. I can't think of a clever reply using either fudge or cherries)

• This is cool, as a kid I was always thumbing through Superdictionary that DC put out.

• From this point on, I shall refer to you only as Human. You have no other identity!

• finaly this proves how even at a young age Luthor is so evil he even will resort to stealing cakes. gives new meaning to having ones cake and eating it too.

• 40 times non the less.

• Sim!GoddamnBatman ALWAYS deserves a mention: http://sigma7.livejournal.com/642816.html#cutid1

• I believe it was Superdickery.com who first brought that image to my attention. Superdickery is badically a collection of panels and covers from mostly old DC comics that are examples of superheroes and villains being assholes. And that's terrible.

• There...are...FOOORTY cakes!

• But, but, I always heard "The cake is a lie!!!!"

• Luthor gets his cake and gets to eat it too!

• Hell, I'll take road rage venom until someone points out it happend on the books.

• Both are true.

• My favorite part is that shit-eating grin on Lex's face. It's like he's so evil that even stealing pies from a school bake sale is totally worth it to him. Other panels: catching the Joker repeatedly jaywalking a street or seeing Sinestro gleefully putting regular trash in recycle bins.

• I hate explaining the joke, but you didn't get it. It's from Justice League Unlimited, and Lex Luthor doesn't wash his hands...BECAUSE HE'S EVIL! (It was actually The Flash in Luthor's body)

• yes

• That's is just too damn funny. Finally, something worthwhile has come out of the "Grounded" storyline.

• I'd say probably, unless he's cooking for like Superman..then? I doubt it.

• And yet Venom's fabled Ben & Jerrys heist is still being ignored. When will Eddie Brock get his just desserts.

• Not terrible indeed. But the one true question remains. Does he wash his hands after going to the can?

• I just want to know why I've never seen or heard of the Super Dictionary thing before. That's awesome.

• Great retcon, or greatest retcon? Discuss.

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