Oh, folks. I was about half a minute away from posting this video of an awesome robotic exoskeleton made by some Okinawan students at some robotics institute. But then... then these came into my life:
JeanPants. Now, don't let the name confuse you, because they are not pants -- and neither are they jean shorts, actually. They are jean underpants. Jean underwear. Jeanderwear. Seriously, you're looking at a pair of denim underwear -- because apparently the denim look is all the rage in Japan this season, which means true fashionistas will have on jeanderwear underneath their actual jeans. That's amazing. What's more amazing? They're available here for a mere $61. You'd best order your pair now before Tobias Funke and the other "never-nudes" get them all.
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Denim as underwear? Really? There's a reason why lots of men refuse to go commando. CHAFING.
Ow. Sincerely, ow. The idea of wearing jeans on top of jean underwear...
Screw these Jeanpants, I want the "Beauty Bottom butt shaping cushion"! For my butt shaping, you know.
Those are a stretchy material with a denim print, right? Like jeggings for guys? I hope so, anyway... and when that's what we're hoping, the world has gone to a truly dark place.
Interesting....These could be a boon to those who like the feel of "Going Commando", but also want the security of a fully furnished basement.
And yes, I am looking at the bulge--it is indeed impressive...what? I'm supposed to just ignore the Elephant In The Living Room? ^_^
Someone's just happy to be here... I'm sorry, all I can think of is the chafing. And the riding-up. Denim is not meant for delicate bits.
Yeah, I see it chafing like a motherfucker... I also think it stretches the limits of credulity that the model is Japanese, but who knows. whoever it is either had a water balloon down his shorts, or is hung like a minor deity...
Just saw the video of the exoskeleton. I think I was marginally more aroused by that than I was of this. The bloke actually built a bottle/ rocket into the arm to fire!
I was totally distracted by the bulge..I was just trying to figure out when it was going to get perverted. But Dr. Abraxas is here..so I guess I got what I asked for?
Rubyroses! It's you! At least, it looks like you in that tiny, tiny picture! OK, I'm just happy you're still around and commenting and stuff. You have an awesome real name, btw.
Also, that bulge is a lie. Pretty sure there is a ferret hibernating in there.
Yep it's me!Of course I'm still around! I've been tumbling hardcore for the past few weeks. also with school ending and work..and I just wasn't feeling super clever and I ran out of booze..so I've been pretty light.But school is pretty much over so..Thanks! I kind of hate it but whatever!I hope the thing wakes up rabid.
I hope they just look like denim. I don't know about you, but sometimes my jeans...pinch. I'm a girl, so it's not that bad, but I feel sorry for boys.
$61 dollars for a cutoff simulacra? Seriously? I'd rather just get some skinny jeans and remove the legs.
Also, I thought of Martin Lawrence's thong-making advice from his classic film, Black Knight. "We'll just take an old pair of drawers and cut the ass out."
my dick can sing in those pants. with that much free space the accoustic must be killer.
i just received a total unrelated present which might come in handy... a golfball.
Can't speak for anyone else, but one of the things I look for in a pair of underwear is its efficiency in keeping my junk from making contact with my jeans. These seem remarkably inefficient.
Am I the only one who thought that the Super Teriffic Japanese thing was that these shorts were, erm, stuffed?
(much like many a Japanese bra?)
I can't picture spending more than ten bucks for a three-pack of boxers. Why would I spend more than $60 for one!
Also, that thing's going to chaff my willy.
Ahh Tobias, you blow hard! I've always actually pictured Abraxas as a smarter, more self-aware Dr Funke. Analrapist indeed.
wait, the underwear is made out of denim? Holy chafing Batman! Or is it normal underwear designed to look like denim... If it's the last one then I can understand why they keep choosing that anti-manga creep as Tokyo governor...
I did too. Sadly I had to picture leg hair and a happy trail before before it clicked that, yes, it is a dude wearing those. Still, the fact that the package on the man and the legless model are exactly the same have me thinking "suspicious package." >.>
That's still not as impressive as Brandi in her Jeggings from the Daily Buzzhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v...
