It doesn't take a doctorate in psychology to see what DC is doing. Aside from the mentality that women objectified will sell more to their target audience, the obsession with large breasts, and those breasts hanging out, and now the plentiful ammount of phallic representation, indicates that those at DC are trying to make themselves more "manlike," whether to compensate for what they feel are failures in their own private property, as it were, and/ or feeling impotent in power and influence. They must then make themselves bigger by hypermasculinizing their lead heroes, and demeaning a woman by showing her as the weaker sex, only "empowering" her by hypersexualizing them. They would feel threatened to ever have Batman in a suit that showcased his powerful, sexy chest, unlike Catwoman whose unzipped form also puts her in a more vulnerable position. Of course, it is a reflection of DiDio, Lee, and Johns and company as the juvenile, heterosexual junior high students they are, but definitely "men" who need to feel more powerful than they actually are. They are the kind of people that hinders others from wanting to read comics, perpetuates the stereotype of the unsexy geek in a basement, and make intelligent comic book readers cringe at those who love what they have to offer.
Apparently not. Apparently that was the first salvo of DC's new pro-penis agenda. Now, nothing is nearly as graphic as the clearly defined penis and testicles of Jason Todd, but Topless Roboteer Xenos alerted me to two other upcoming DC comic covers: Suicide Squad #2...
...and Blackhawks #2.
As you can see, Deadshot has a set of stylized male genitalia painted on his crotch, while the Blackhawk guy has a fighter jet shooting directly out of his groin. One or two of these could be a coincidence. Four of these, including the most graphically drawn penis by one of the two major comic companies? That's on purpose. Whether the DC editorial staff asked its artists to make their DCnu covers as phallicly-focused as possible or bunch of DC artists got together and decided to sneak as many penises into covers as they could, maybe in silent revolt against DCnU, I don't know, but this shit is being done on purpose. And it's hilarious.
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Harley, sweetie, that corset does NOT fit you. You're going to pop right out of that thing.
Hey, in some cultures the phallus is a symbol of good luck
Maybe they are just channeling it to harness success
I actually don't mind if they show penis as much as boobs (Let ALL the fans get, ahem, serviced.), but this is a bit weird. And hilarious.
In the future, they will introduce a Marvel-style five-token band with one of said tokens being Iktomi the Spider, notable for (just like his namesake) doing many things with his humongous cock.
Blackhawks #2 - "SEX" photoshopped into the clouds in the background. Upper Left of the cover...happens ALL THE TIME.
Aaaaaand that jet-schlong gave me an idea for this week's suicide. Thank you, DC! Finally something good came out of your dick...move. XD
Blackhawk dude has a serious case of super sonic CockAnd i still want to murder who ever redesign (using that term loosely) Harley Quinn. "AA" Harley was sluty looking but even that looked classy compared to this. I bet they give her a edgy and EXTREME!!! personality make over to go with her crap out fit.
Indeed DC is the stiffest compettitor out there and Marvel has been going too soft on them.
I should say that I found these other two covers when posters on Bleeding Cool pointed out that Jason's junk wasn't the only October cover with other such imagery. I not actually see cocks everywhere.. only conspiracies. -puts on a blank face-
The plastic tips at the ends of shoelaces are called aglets. Their true purpose is sinister.. AND PHALLIC!
I just wanted to say that I'm truly touched by all this penis and the way it has brought us together as a community. A supportive, perverted community.
My conspenisy theory is that DC knows the reboot is pissing us off, so they're making up for it in the only way they know how; with hot shots of hot ding dongs and general sexualization of characters we grew up with and love. It's almost like... this entire reboot is... is... FFF!!!
WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS?!?!?!
I'm looking at your Abraxas...
it's all about the penis baby
penis, peen, cock, dick
hardons ejaculating rainbows and butterflies against the buttocks of a pony
and did I mention penis yet?
FFF will trap you all inside the fly of despair and rule the world
hehehehehehahahhaahahahhohoho
Who needs FFF today? DC (or you, the jury's still out) have given more than we knew how to ask for.
Our cup runneth over. With penis.
You could say that, but it's more like the Spirit of Penisdom has entered into me, filling me with all its glorious, majestic man-goo.
Think Nightman, but FAR more consensual.
Consensual penis touching is good. In fact that's the best kind of penis touching.
I have always wondered why female characters were so overtly sexualised while male characters were so completely emasculated.
And if we're going to count the jets, what about Roy's arrow on the Red Hood cover?
This penis conspiracy is the funniest thing I have heard of all year. Thank you Rob Bricken, thank you for being the most perverse of people to help me to understand that DC Comics is not only so cracked-out in their crackfest reboot bonanza that hey have whittled their once might universe down to dregs and poop, but they also crave cocks, feen for peen, fight for phalluses and uh... dictate for... dicks.
I am having a very "hard" time trying to figure out the positions of the penises as I am having a very "hard" time trying to move my eyes away from Quinn's increcible weird breasts...
I should point out that I first heard about these other two covers elsewhere. I think posters on Bleeding Cool mentioned these two. I am not one to see penises everywhere.. just conspiracies.
-puts on a blank face-
The plastic tips at the ends of shoelaces are called aglets. Their true purpose is sinister! AND PHALLIC!
Topical application of Fluoride to teeth does not prevent cavities, but it does make teeth visible to spy satellites!
Speaking of giant visible cocks and comic book characters, Entertainment Weekly published a bunch of new pictures of Andrew Garfield as Spider-Man.
ah, the WEST! such tight jeans! such loose loincloths! that was the golden age of penis!
Your description reminds me slightly of my rock hammer, even though they are two entirely different types of hammers. Well thank you for ruining rock hammers for me -_-;
Concerning classical Athens: "In the case of a society dominated by men who sequester their wives and daughters, denigrate the female role in reproduction, erect monuments to male genitalia, have sex with the songs of their peers, sponsor public whorehouses, create a mythology of rape, and engage in rampant saber-rattling, it is not inappropriate to refer to a reign of the phallus." -Eva C. Keuls, Reign of the Phallus: Sexual Politics in Ancient Athens, 1, 1993.
Don't forget Priapus! Pompeii may have been destroyed, but his giant dick pictures still remain!
I'm going to have to agree with you, there. When your culture makes giant, erect sculptures that also have dicks on them... you know where their priorities lie.
"A ball-peen hammer has two ends — one ball-shaped and the other more cylindrical. The ball-peen hammer's crowned, or rounded, edge works metal smoothly without marking it. Punches mark metal or wood for placement of holes and a ball-peen hammer is used to strike the punch when an automatic punch is not used."
I may never look at my shop tools again!
the people want PENIS!
they want to look at the contours of super hero crotch and be greated by the smiling one-eyed face of peen
I am only doing the public a service - fluffling up flat crotched heroes
look at how popular I made batman, not that he will ever thank me, prince of penis that I am, for his surge in fangirl penipularity
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