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Seriously? Another Resident Evil Movie?
Seriously? Another Resident Evil Movie?
?Apparently so. It’ll be called Resident Evil: Redemption, it’s being “written” by Paul W.S. Anderson as I type, will star Milla Jovovich yet again, won’t redeem anything, and will make just enough money to recoup it’s minimal budget and make a small profit thus ensure a sixth Resident Evil movie will get made to clog theaters yet again. Sigh. Does the fact that there are going to be five Resident Evil movies and yet we’re probably never going to get Evil Dead 4 make anyone else want to tear their head off and pour scotch directly in the wound? Just me? (Via Bloody Disgusting)
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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.