There's a Metal Gear Solid Risk Game? Seriously?

By Rob Bricken in Merchandise, Video Games
Tuesday, September 27, 2011 at 4:03 pm
From USAopoly:

War has changed.

Private Military Companies have taken the place of state armies as the world's primary war machines. As the fires of war continue to spread, take command and wage the ultimate battle for supremacy. Hire one of eight legendary bosses to lead your soldiers, including Solid Snake, Raiden and Liquid Ocelot. Coordinate with arms dealers to gain tactical advantages over those who would oppose you.

The age of deterrence is now the age of control. He who controls the battlefield, controls history.

Game comes complete with:
Over 290 custom game pieces:
5 PMC Armies
8 Bosses
Outer Haven Battleship
Drebin's Shop Cards
Territory Cards
PMC Headquarters
Custom Outer Haven Game Board
Custom Earth Game Board
7 dice

There are only 2,014 copies of the game being made, and pre-orders will begin promptly on October 3rd if you want one. I'm trying to figure out a joke about playing as Otakon and how either pissing your pants or declaring your carnal love for your underage sister makes you lose a turn or something, but honestly, I'm so boggled this even exists -- let alone is an actual, official product -- I got nothing. My apologies. (Via Unreality Mag)

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