AHHHH!!! That's awesome!! I honestly didn't think you'd post this. Thanks Rob! ^_^ I feel special, not "Snowballimus" special, but I'm teary in the eyes knowing that I got a mention on TR.
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I hope there is a lavishly produced commercial where a couple of kids creep up on Optimus Prime while he is asleep, climb into his ass, sneak past all the paintings of people he has had sex with that he keeps in his ass-gallery, and finally reach a giant, theatrical bank vault, which they try to open to steal his famous recipe for SNOWBALLIMUS. They try to flee, but he catches them at the last minute and sternly admonishes them. When they are thoroughly chastised, he decided they have seen too much and tosses them into his Child Rendering Pod, which makes hideous grinding sounds for a few moments before extruding a paste from the bottom into a storage tank. The paste looks suspiciously like maroon Play-doh. Optimus looks at the camera and says "SNOWBALLIMUS, by Hostess!!! They're fortified with VITAMIN YOU!"
That's what I hope...
Here's a demotivator featuring Optimus' blue balls if you want it: http://www.flickr.com/photos/9...
They really dropped the ball (get it?) here for not making Bumbleballs, a yellow honey-flavored / dark chocolate cupcakes!
It'll be so sticky, unhealthy and disgusting that it will fuck your throat up after eating a box of it. And so now kids can be mute too... Just like Bumblebee!
They will transform.... your stomach cells into cancer. Blue number 5 and imitation coconut are the ultimate transformers.
Chocwave........SnowballimusHostess.......DeliciousYummy Snack Cakes.......Cream FillingAveChocwave.........SnowballimusHostess.......DeliciousAveAve Ave Versus Health FoodAve Ave Versus Health FoodCream Filling!!Cream Filling!!Ave
the chocwave we smearthe snowballimus we gerbilraises the cock of Potimushail potimushail rectum
Those pictures are worthy to be hung up in Optimus Prime's beautifully adorned rectum. Right next to the pictures of his human friends who had visited the place before.
They made Megatron boxers awhile back.The jokes of 'Fusion Cannon' and 'more than meets the eye' were rampant.
The only reason I know this is because I stock shelves for my job right now, but I think it's Fruit of the Loom that already have Transformers branded briefs (from the movie).
I wanna buy one of each and have an epic battle between Chockwave and Snowballimus. Why yes, I do have the mindset of a ten year old.
Is it sad that soon after I saw the word Snowballimus, my mind went 'that sounds like an FFF'. To be fair, Chockwave is a pretty bad name too. It makes it sound like those cupcakes are what Shockwave threw up after the movie was over. I wish I knew what the executives at this company were thinking (hell, I wish I knew what the designers of Snowballimus' were thinking because that design is pretty bad).
You know what's the worst? When a Chocwave hits you in the Snoballimus.
Damnit, Braxy! Would you get on this?!
That's what she said.
DAMNIT!!!
I'm not 100% sure, but I THINK the red goo inside Optimus' snowballs could very well be congealed hate and fear. My stomach hurts just looking at it. It looks like the red icing on shitty grocery store cakes that taste like dye first, sorrow second, regret third with a hint of icing flavor almost as an afterthought.
I think it looks like menstrual sheddings. WHAT HAS FAN FIC DONE TO ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hey hey HEY!! You're not supposed to traumatize me into suicide until Friday, Sango!! XD
I love everything about this. Awkward timing, awkward product, awkward name. I will buy these on the principle that it is hilarious... and has play-doh
About that "Transform Your Treat" competition on the boxes. Is that encouraging you to play with your food and play with your ballimuses? Ballimii?
It's not the taste of the films I hate; It's the consistency. . . and the taste. I hate Bay. *Goes hunting for Twinkie*
funny you mention that; I watched 'Creature' last night and the rampant INCEST made me think Sokka/Katara pr0n.
He does teach, maybe he's in class?
Nah, he's writing the FFF as we speak, and will post it this afternoon.
