5) The Finale of The Muppets Take Manhattan
The end of The Muppets Take Manhattan had Kermit finally marrying Miss Piggy. It was all incredibly romantic. Well, it was once you got past the fact that the only reason the nuptials went down at all is because Piggy fooled recovering amnesiac Kermit into tying the knot for reals with her in front of an opening night Broadway crowd. Despite the relationship trickery involved, the marriage ceremony marked the end of a truly unique pop culture courtship and as such is worth celebrating. Now what I want to know (along with what Frank Rich thought of Manhattan Melodies) is how many people have actually included "Somebody's Getting Married" into their own wedding ceremonies.
4) "Pictures in My Head" from The Muppets
The Muppets is nothing less than a valentine to Jim Henson that is packed with emotional moments. The greatest of these occurs early on in the film as Kermit wanders the halls of his dilapidated mansion and sings "Pictures in My Head" while thinking about his now estranged friends. The song, one of the few in the film not written by Flight of the Conchords' Bret McKenzie, is a rumination about the past that somehow manages to be melancholy and inspirational like the best Muppet songs of yesteryear. It also lyrically sums up the movie's entire reason for existing in the first place: to remind people that these characters used to be so great and they still are. Yet it never feels too self-aware. Or maybe it does, I'm too busy getting weepy each time I hear it to be an effective judge of its true merits.
3) "Movin' Right Along" from The Muppet Movie
Has there ever been a better road trip song than this? However, it is much more than a duet between a directionally challenged frog and bear. With lines like "we don't need a map to keep this show on the road" and "we're in this together and we know where we're going," it subtly reinstates the film's recurring theme about the importance of friendship. Cliché though it may be, it is a reminder that life's journey is far more important than the ultimate destination. Plus, it's just so damn humable.
2) "Couldn't We Ride?" from The Great Muppet Caper
If a puppet-obsessed maniac forced me into some weird Sophie's Choice situation and I had to pick between The Muppet Movie and The Great Muppet Caper as to which one of the pair was my favorite I would go with the latter. Look, I totally get it if this statement disgusts you and you want to stop reading this list right now. Don't get me wrong, The Muppet Movie is damn near perfect entertainment. But if I'm being completely honest, I think that Muppet Caper has a slight advantage in that it is perfectly paced, every song is a gem and the cameos are arguably better than the first go round. (That John Cleese scene? Pure gold). Better still are the Muppet special effects on display, especially during the "Couldn't We Ride?" musical number that features Kermit and the gang on a leisurely bike outing. As you'll see on the flip side of this list, I'm not a huge fan of Muppet schmaltz. It would have been easy for this song to fall in that category if the accompanying visuals weren't so breathtaking. Even though I know how this sequence was done (30-year-old spoiler alert: with wires, rigs, large costumes and plenty of ingenuity), it still makes my jaw drop. Unless your name is Statler or Waldorf, the scene should cause you to have the same reaction.
1) "The Rainbow Connection" from The Muppet Movie
There really was no other choice. "The Rainbow Connection" kicks off the Muppets' cinematic adventures and its lyric/melody has become inexorably linked with Jim Henson's creations. Anyone who grew up during the 1970s or 1980s found tremendous inspiration in the song...and still does. That's not to say that it didn't resonate with all age groups, but for fertile minds back then Muppet melodies like this one had an immeasurable impact. After Henson died far too young in 1990, the song's optimism became something bittersweet. But the ultimate message of "The Rainbow Connection" of pursuing your dreams remains. It is a modern classic that is every bit as affecting as "Eleanor Rigby" or "Someday We'll Be Together." (Which is probably why Segel trotted it out again for his Muppet movie). Now if only we could make it through a listen without bawling our eyes out. Then again, that kind of proves the song's enduring power, wouldn't you agree?
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