Oh you see what he did there?

He took some innocent childhood memory and toally added extreme violence to it.

How amazingly original is that!

Anyway, welcome to 2002, I look forward to this new "80's nostalgia" fad that's just now coming.

Yes, this is what I've always wanted to do to this game...Paperboy pissed me off so much as a kid

Well, at least dead trees are good for something, I guess. 

Look, I love newspapers as much as the next guy. My friend Clark Kent works at one. And I am sorry to see them go, but the world is changing. So.... um... yeah. Is that Jimmy's signal watch I hear?

"As terrifying as this Paperboy Vs. Contra scenario is, I think we can sleep easy, knowing it's only fiction. After all, no one reads newspapers any more."

As a newspaper editor, I say to that:

:-(

Well I read newspapers. Then again I use a wristwatch to tell the time rather than my phone, so...