As terrifying as this Paperboy Vs. Contra scenario is, I think we can sleep easy, knowing it's only fiction. After all, no one reads newspapers any more.
Oh you see what he did there?
He took some innocent childhood memory and toally added extreme violence to it.
How amazingly original is that!
Anyway, welcome to 2002, I look forward to this new "80's nostalgia" fad that's just now coming.
Yes, this is what I've always wanted to do to this game...Paperboy pissed me off so much as a kid
Well, at least dead trees are good for something, I guess.
Look, I love newspapers as much as the next guy. My friend Clark Kent works at one. And I am sorry to see them go, but the world is changing. So.... um... yeah. Is that Jimmy's signal watch I hear?
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As terrifying as this Paperboy Vs. Contra scenario is, I think we can sleep easy, knowing it's only fiction. After all, no one reads newspapers any more."
As a newspaper editor, I say to that:
:-(
Well I read newspapers. Then again I use a wristwatch to tell the time rather than my phone, so...
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