It's actually really good. I've seen a screener of it, and it brings back a lot of memories of the JLA series. I'm not sure which Earth this is, though. Either way, it's one of the better JLA movies in a while, and having Conroy, Daly, and Eisenberg back in their roles was great. Having Olivia D'abo playing Star Sapphire was also very satisfying. Everyone else was equally well cast (and Nathan Fillion is playing Hal Jordan in this one!)
I highly recommend it if you're a JLA fan.
Oh, and here's a cool sorta-spoiler: Neither Luthor or the Joker are anywhere to be seen in this one.
I finally actually watched the clip! Fucking Kevin Conroy is voicing Batman in this movie!? SOLD!
What if I told you that Tim Daly was voicing Superman? And Susan Eisenberg was back as Wonder Woman?
How about you just grow a pair, fire Alfred, and hire Mr.Belvedere? That's the only way I'm going to be interested in how you interact with the hired-help.
If anyone DESERVES the right to talk down to Batman, it's the hired help that RAISED HIM LIKE A SON AFTER HIS PARENTS WERE KILLED.
nah, he's just in for the long con. Befriend young Bruce, make sure he has no friends and then help him into a life with the highest chance of death. Poor Bruce dead and no one to get all that sweet Wayne cash but poor loyal Alfred.
I'd get into a long, drawn out debate with you over this, but I can tell you're just having fun by being silly... like the rest of us.
I have one word for this: Tepid.
Was that Alfred or Anikan Skywalker? That was the most wooden piece of acting since Revenge of the Sith!
Interesting that they animate Alfred as taller than Batman. Or else Bruce has a bad posture problem.
This is just after he got pretty beat up. He's slumping a bit, and limping.
Must be all that brooding he does, can't be good for your posture.
Doom was almost instantly forgettable. Not terrible, not bad, just kind of... there.
I liked it. YMMV, I guess.
"You can eat while you brood."
"You can eat while you brood chop your onions."
"You can eat Catwoman out while you she brood chops your onions and washes your veggies."
"jump scare" = STARTLED.
The term "jump scare" is bullshit. Movies that rely on "jump scares" are lame. There is a distinct difference between being frightened, and being startled.
A movie full of "jump scares" isn't a scary movie or a horror movie. It's a surprising or startling movie, maybe.
argh. Sorry. pet peeve.
At it again, huh fellas?
Ah, so it isn't jump scares - it's just being horrifying beyond all reason
"[/SHUDDERS AS A SHIFTER WASHES MY VEGGIES]"
LOL horrified yourself? nay! you have seen the awsome of true eldritch power
"You Robocop can eat shoot Catwoman a Gelatinous Cube out of his PENIS while you she brood Ney'tiri a Shifter strumpet chops your onions and washes your veggies with her raspy tongue."
Dear Cthulhu, I think I just horrified myself. Again.
"You Robocom can eat shoot Catwoman out of his PENIS whie you she brood Neytiri chops your onions and washes your veggies."
note to thyself: DON'T FUCK WITH ALFRED
So Alfred's the real brains of the operation?
What if that card was a tracker? Batman wouldn´t be such an ass
...Not too long later, Alfred was replaced with Aunt Bee.
I'm genuinely excited to watch this. I'll take this over something like a sequel to a terrible Ghost Rider any day.
No Eefrem Zimbalist Jr?
Sounds like they went for a Michael Caine sound-alike this time.
And missed by the entire burnt down jungle in Burma.
Sounds like Alfred could use a good eight hours of bed rest himself!
They're the new Odd Couple. Forget heroics. I'd take a sitcom of this instead.
One's a butler with a history of conflict and gentlemanly services.
The other's a man dressed like a bat with too much money and parent issues.
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I think that's actually one of Alfred's robot duplicates he uses when he's off having gentlemanly adventures. Sure sounds like a robot...
Are you kidding? Alfred has a long history of verbally punching Batman down a level, to keep him on an even keel, or at least put some sense into him. I think my favorite is from Gotham Knights.
Batman: "Jim will pull through, or..."Alfred: "Or what, Master Bruce? You'll dress up like a giant bat and haunt the night for the rest of your life?"* Batman stares him down, but with the air of a wounded child who just got FUCKING TOLD.
Alfred really is the best Batfamily character, bar none.
When he was first introduced, Alfred was a joke character. Luckily, later writers made took his role more seriously.
Not to mention Arkham City, where Alfred is the one who puts Bruce in his place when he's serously contemplating putting going after Talia and The Joker ahead of dealing with the more immediate double-threat of a poisoned blood supply in Gotham and Hugo Strange starting to blow up every single person trapped in Arkham City.
the one thing batman can't defeat....
a full bladder?
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well that's just hitting below the batbelt
If only Kord Industries could manufacture him some Batvitra.
His lust for Robocop?
oh, come on, it doesn't count if he doesn't even try to fight it!
It does when it comecums close to keeping him from stopping a black hole sucking the world up like the Cutie Mark Crusaders sucking Fluttershy's milk.
Goddammit that angers me.
You should get that looked at...
You should get that lookedpoked at with an analpenis probe... in the boob window.
You should get that looked poked at with an anal penis probe...
You should get that looked poked at with an anal probe...
You should get that looked poked at...
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None taken, because I wholeheartedly agree.
Nevertheless, it had to be done.
I think that would work better if Dr. Abraxas did it. what with, that joker avatar of his.no offence.
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